KUN DIRUN DOKKARILIMITEDIT TULEE MYYNTIIN SATAVIISKYT VITUN YHDEKSÄN EUROA PLUS POSTITUS JA TULLIT JUURI SILLOIN, KUN SUN KOIRA VAATII SEITSEMÄNSADAN LEIKKAUKSEN.
"It's estimated that 1 in 20 Americans have seen ball lightning, meaning that there's probably thousands of people reading this who have seen it. Granted, you probably mistook it for a UFO, or a Hadouken, but you saw it. If you see it again, try to catch it in a jar or something. Scientists want to study that shit." [Cracked.]
"If you watch porn, then you (1) lack self-control, (2) are addicted to porn, (3) lack sufficient morals, (4) have too much time on your hands, AND/OR (5) haven't learned about the inherent dignity of the human person. Watching porn tears away at the soul and is morally illicit. It encourages and instills a disordered understanding of human sexuality. Porn takes the sacred act of sex and turns it into garbage for you to eat. The type of food you eat affects your body. The content you watch affects your soul."