You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do u like eating popcorn?
Stranger: cuz i like it with a ton of butter
Stranger: and watching a great movie
Stranger: with it
You: yes
You: yeees
Stranger: o shit, my bird just flew in the room
Stranger: he's just staring at me
You: nice
Stranger: i once went to the mall with him in a leash
You: how was it
Stranger: he was walking on the ground and people were like wtf?
You: oh
Stranger: i said shut up, nobody cares about you, and they just turned their heads
You: haha
Stranger: eh, he just took a dump on my computer screen
Stranger: i'm gonna have to clean that up now
Stranger: bye