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Rannalla:
H:Mennää hesee!
S:Mäkkärii
V:RAXii!

Vedessä:
H:Mennää mäkkärii!
S:Hesee!
V:RAXii!

Pukuhuoneet:
H:Mul on nälkä mennää RAXii
S:Mul on nälkä mennää RAXii
V:Mul ei oo nälkä mut mennää RAXii

RAX:
H:Tääl haisee pahalt, mennää Hesee.
S:TUol on chicke wingssei, jäädää tänne
V:Toi myyjä on hyvän näköne, Jäädää tänne

RAX:
Hetti after 2 lautasta--> H:Kato tota maissii
S:No mitä siitä nyt sitte
V:Nii..?
H:Siin on valkonen sisältö
V:Sou?
H:Se on varmaa mätä
S:niis on ain valkone sisältö
H:=O... HYI VITTU SAATANA PERKELE HELVETTI ... MÄ OON SYÖNY NÄIT VARMAA KILON
Kaikki kääntyivät kattomaan
Myyjä:Jos tää tilanne ei rauhotu nii joudutaa poistaa teiät täältä
H:Mitäs syötätte mätii valko sisälmys maissei!!!!!!!!
S:Hei rauhotus
myyjä ja myyjä kaksi:Nyt sitte ulos..kiitos ja näkemiin
V:SAaks noit winggsei ottaa mukaa pari;)..
Myyjä 2: Nyt suoraa ulos ulos ulos.
V: HYVÄ PERSE!
Myyjä 2: kiitos ja näkemiin..
V:omaani mä kyl tarkotin ,,/,,
H:Nii se tarkotti omaa eikä sun maissi persettäs
Poliisi: olitteko te jotka huuteli tuol ravintolas..
H:EI!
S:oltii
Poliisi: ookkei.. eihä toistu
V:ei vitussa
Poliisi:SIisti suus
V:okemo..
Poliisi: päivän jatkoja..!.
H: jee jee mo

Hetillä


H:mä RAkastan maissii
V: joo turpa kii
H: en oo heppa
V: Et nii.. sä oot Hetti.
H:ainii..
S:Hiljaa kumpiki
...
S:Ville ja Hetti menee nyt häpeemää eri huoneisii
V: Tuuks sä mun mukaa sitte...
S:huoh
V: kysyin mun egolta..
S: joo kyl se tulee nonii hus täält alkaa tää ohjelma
V:Mikä ohj...
S:HUONEESEE!!
V:YÄÄÄ!!!
S:N-Y-T!!!!!!!
H:kyllä iskä..!...

Sen pituinen se.. .voi vittu mä sanon ..:)

H:KATO...!
V: mitä?
H:Tos on kärpäne!
V:se on paarma
H:Ei oo se on kimalaine
V:No ei ku ahven saatana
H:Vittu hauki..
V:VIttu lehmä
H: ai mä vai?!
V: no ei ku toi tos pöydäl
H: mä oon pöydäl
V: No mut toi piene....
H: ÄLÄ SELITÄ!
V:en nii..
H: eli oonko mä lehmä
V: Jos haluut..
H: Vittu jee.. ootko mun talonmies.. sit lätkit mua peppuu ja revit mun utareit ja pussailet ja taputat sel....
V: Joo Ehkä toi eläin oli vaa kärpäne
H:No justhan se oli paarma
V:justhan sä olit lehmä
H:Voi vittu busted...
V: joo SOvitaa et toi oli siivellinen lehmäå toi elukka ni me ollaa Vaa yksinkertasia ihmisiä nimeltä Ville ja Hetti..
H: LEhmiä
V:IHMISIÄ!!
H: Mut kelaa...
V:IHMISIÄÄÄÄ!
H:joo heterosapiens

Päivän kysymys:" Missä on nepal"?
Päivän vastaus:" Siäl mis ei nokia tee puhelimii eikä Amerikka hae öljyy"

Päivän Havainto:"Eli jossai Nepalis"
Päivän Paljastus:" NII!"

Päivän keksintö:"NEpal on siis saletisti Nepalis"
Päivän Juoru:" VITTU JEE!"

SALee!!.. hyvä Susanna.. just noin!:)

"tää paita on melkee kuiva, Luxusta;)"

Pian se aika koittaa ku broidit, joudun teijät jättää.. Mä en ikin unoha tätä kuoppaa missä koko ikäni tallustelin.. kaikki koettii.. nähtii.. tehtii.. kuultii.. ja nyt aika koittaa.. Haikein fiiliksin mut aina ei voi voittaa..

Caleb


[There is a man in this world who has never smiled
You may know his tragedy, the later years by heart
In the beginning there was a mother, father and a child
A troubled little silent boy whose life they were to destroy
Known to us from this day on like his father, Caleb]

His mother came up with such a clever way to save the day with a little white lie.
He thinks he missed the point back then, but now he's grown to understand it, in a way.
"Father said "I'm sorry" only once, as I remember"
"The words were not meant to hurt, only destroy you, my stupid son..."
One person can make a difference, sometimes...
Just turn his head when the kid is still and has a weak neck.

Smiled at his funeral, "happy you're dead."

All his solutions, it seemed, were only problems in disguise
Glueing on his drinkin´ face, got ready to erase another day...

Mother was yet confident, although they had it tight, taught her son
At the end of every tunnelÂ’s a little light.
It wasn't a lie, it was her hope, that everything would be fine one day
"He can fulfill his every dream, IÂ’m happy as long as heÂ’s not."

"I hate it and fear can't face it
the child is not right, he's my greatest shame

Go out, create thunder, and stand right under
That old apple tree
Where dead snakes let him feed on those

Lost hopes, all those kind words could hurt him even more, now
Somehow, lost one more way back home

Out on the lake, he rows towards a monster he shouldÂ’ve been running away from, years ago.
The past had made him blind to the way heÂ’d turned the pain into a way of life.

Followed his father, tucked him in, Caleb knows the trade.
HeÂ’s the portrait of a man his mother drew to hate forever.
She was a beast, a deadly saint, wrong in many ways
Wanted to keep up the charade, until the end waltzing together

Over the hills, under the sea,
Fighting the will, whole Universe
Why does a man driving a hearse
Live in a fear, Gift and a Curse

Taking ´em out, taking ´em all,
Shooting the wall, over and out
When nothing moves, allÂ’s well,
A decision he can find a way to live with

... and dried up flowers are so beautiful.
And it applies to all things living, and dead.
For that I serve my time... in my suite in Hell.

[Solo]

"Now I ring the bell to tell the world,
I'm ready when they bring out the soon to be dead against the wall ..."
This necessary evil has no heart
Flowers and people he will now enlace
A price he must pay serving a cold
... whatevergod.

Fear of the Dark


I am a man who walks alone
And when Im walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when its dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When youre searching for the light?
Sometimes when youre scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
Youve sensed that somethings watching you

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no ones there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because youre sure theres someone there

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

Watching horror films the night before
Debating wiches and folklore
The unkown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

When Im walking a dark road
I am a man who walkes alone

p.s. kertokaaha virheistä sitte jos on jottai ko ite kirjotin..:) Paitsi varmistin vaa pari kohtss ko vähä uupus..

ennen häitä:

Nainen: Hei Rakas
Mies: No vihdoinkin, olen odottanut jo niin kauan !
Nainen: Haluatko että lähden ?
Mies: EN ! Mistä nyt tuollaista sait päähäsi ? Jo pelkkä ajatuskin kauhistuttaa !
Nainen: Rakastatko minua ?
Mies: Tietenkin, kaikkina vuorokaudenaikoina !
Nainen: Oletko pettänyt minua koskaan ?
Mies: En ikinä ! Miksi kysyt tuollaista?
Nainen: Haluaisitko suudella minua ?
Mies: Kyllä, aina kun minulla on tilaisuus siihen !
Nainen: Löisitkö minua koskaan ?
Mies: Oletko hullu ? Tunnethan sinä minut !
Nainen: Voinko luottaa sinuun ?
Mies: Kyllä, kulta..
Nainen: Rakas..

7 vuotta häiden jälkeen:
Lue teksti alhaalta ylöspäin !

Sitting in a corner all alone,
staring from the bottom of his soul,
watching the night come in from the window window

It'll all collapse tonight, the fullmoon is here again
In sickness and in health, understanding so demanding
It has no name, there's one for every season
Makes him insane to know......

Running away from it all
"I'll be safe in the cornfields", he thinks
Hunted by his own,
again he feels the moon rising on the sky

Find a barn which to sleep in, but can he hide anymore
Someone's at the door, understanding too demanding
Can this be wrong, it's love that is not ending
Makes him insane to know.......

She should not lock the open door
(run away, run away, run away)
Fullmoon is on the sky and He's not a man anymore
She sees the change in him but can't
(run away run away, run away)
See what became out of her man... Full moon

Swimming across the bay,
the night is gray, so calm today
She doesn't wanna wait.
"We've gotta make the love complete tonight..."

In the mist of the morning he cannot fight anymore
Hundred moons or more, he's been howling
Knock on the door, and scream that is soon ending
Mess on the floor again...

She should not lock the open door
(run away, run away, run away)
Fullmoon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore
She see the change in him but can't
(run away, run away, run away)
See what became out of her man

She should not lock the open door
(run away, run away, run away)
Fullmoon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore
She see the change in him but can't
(run away, run away, run away)
See what became out of her darling man

She should not lock the open door
Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore
Woah.....Hell Ya!
See what became out of that man

MATIAS OWNAS JÄLLEENKERRAN OTTAMALLA "jäätelökiskalta" ISON SUPER TIIKERIN
"nuole vähä näkyvämmi ny sitä sun isoo super tiikeriis.."..