You are so anti-hippie, you make George Bush seem like a reefer-smoking dirtyfoot. You enjoy things plain and straightforward and hate the ambiguousness created by the hippie culture. You are likely to enjoy wearing neckties and formal clothing, eating at expensive restaurants, wanting more and more of life, not knowing you're searching for something more out of life, national successes like landing on the moon make you proud, and you enjoy country music on occasion.