i’m just chillin’ in da train towards school, if you ain’t coming you’ve got to be a fool
‘cause this’s a train to the school for witches, other schools are made for muggles and bitches
next to me there’s sitting some chick called Luna, she’s got weird clothes and her hair smells like tuna
This guy Voldemort tried to blow me into bits, but he missed with an inch and hit my mum in her tits
I’ve got a cool scar right in the middle of my head, I’m a real famous dude ‘cause my parents are dead
My godfather’s really sexy and I envy him a lot, he’s got lots of women, but what have I got?
Well, there was this Chinese whore called Cho or something, that’s enough about her but let me tell you just one thing:
Nowadays I’m banging my best friend’s sister, even though she’s got herpes and a really nasty blister
I love to play quidditch and I’m well the best seeker, I chase a few girls and I’m kind of a peeker
Who am I ?
Well I’m Harry Potter, the greatest wizard around, my head is in the clouds and my feet never touch the ground
-elsa mcmarttinen