"1. We're not going to automatically "do it" just because you "confessed your love" like two moronic 16 year olds.
2. We are not going to all of a sudden become drug addicted whores, if the relationship doesn't work.
3. I don't know about you, but I am sure as hell not getting raped by William Beckett or Pete Wentz, nor do I harbor an obligation towards him that I will suddenly repay with blow jobs.
4. I am not going to have a four way you, Spencer and Jon.
5. I am not going to cheat on you, with all previously mentioned people, nor anyone else.
6. I am not dying.
7. I don't want to kill myself.
8. And I am not nor will I ever be a cutter.
9. This relationship is not going to be filled with useless drama, unnecessary plot twists, and lame ass dialogue. Understood?"
"Ryan?"
"Yes?"
"You are not to read slash ever again."
"Yeah, ok."
:'DDDDDD <333333