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KoiruuksiaTorstai 05.03.2009 04:57
Miksi...Tiistai 21.10.2008 04:18
Teen sen aina vaan uudestaan, en taida oppia milloinkaan... Niin moni on minua yrittänyt opettaa, miten tätä elämää kannattaa jatkaa.. Mutta sen virheen tulin kumminkin taas toistamaan, vaikka tiesin miten se tulee loppumaan... Ei samaa virhettä anteeksi saa uudestaan ja miksi pitäiskään... Tämä on vain sinulle tiedät kyllä kuka, tiedän että sinua ei voisi vähempää kiinnostaa eikä tarviikkaan. Mutta kiitän sinua silti kaikesta.
Jep jepTiistai 05.08.2008 10:25
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33.Kun työksesi jaat muille ehtoollisia, tulee pakostakin mieleen kaikenlaista.
34.Kyllä tämä juominen työstä käy. Ja minähän olen aina ollut kova työmies.
35.Viinanjuonnissa on jotakin niin suomalaista.
36.Suomalaisuus rasittaa ja painostaa, on juotava.
37.Eiks tätä listaa voitais vähän miettiä parin tuopin ääressä?
38.Suomipoika tuli ostaneeksi muutaman saunakaljan.
39.Suomi ei kohta enää ole suomalaisten, vaan pakolaisten.
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42.No kun nyt kerrankin saa jotakin kunnollista, enhän minä muuten...
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49.Täytän kohta 20/30/40/50/60...jne
50.Näin pahaa unta, En mä ilman paukkuja uneen takaisin pääse.
51.Ääh pallomiehet-70 hävisi kotipelinsä.
52.kartanlukijan pitää aina ottaa!
53.Jumalavita ajoi Räikkönen muuten hienosti!
54.Jumalavita ajoi Räikkönen muuten HUONOSTI!
55.Automiehellä on automaattiryyppy.
56.Kun ottaa pari paukkua alle, jaksaa "niissä" touhuissa paljon paremmin.
57.En jaksa enää juosta naisissa. Viinaa saa juoksemattakin.
58.Akka on kylmä kuin pakastelahna.
59.Äijä ei ymmärrä "niistä" hommista mitään, vaikka kuinka neuvois.
60.Likööri auttaa, kun minulla on "ne".
61.Kyllä naisellakin on nykyään oikeus rentoutua.
62.Siellä pörrää hyvännäköisiä jätkiä...
63.Se lupas tulla tänään kattomaan, oonks mä paikalla...
64.Otetaan hiprakat, isketään miehet ja pidetään hauskaa niiden kanssa!
65.Ei mun tartte iskemään tai iskettäväks lähteä, otanpahan muuten vaan.
66.Se sika lähti sen huoran matkaan, mutta menköön.
67.Se sika ei lähtenyt sen huoran matkaan vaan jäis saatana tohon sohvalle lojuun!
68.Mä olen niin rakastunu, uskotkos?
69.Tätä pitää juhlia!
70.Janottaa.
71.Tekis terää..
72.Muuten mä nukahdan.
73.Enhän mä muuten pääse hereille.
74.Palelee.
75.On niin kuuma.
76.On kummallisen tyhjänpäiväinen olo.
77.Kaikki vilisee yhtenä sekasotkuna, eiköhän nollata kunnolla?
78.Faija kuoli...
79.Musta tuli isä. Neljä kiloo kuussataa on poika...
80.Juniori valmistu teknikoks...
81.Ylenemisen kunniaksi!
82.Erottamisen kunniaksi.
83.Eroamisen kunniaksi.
84.Se osastopäällikkö teki meikäläiselle pahan oharin, se olis ollu mun homma.
85.Kyllä se tiedetään, millä lihaksilla se sihteeriksi pääsi...
86.Pojat, täähän ei maksa täällä mitään!
87.Niin on kallis maa, että kannattaa ottaa kunnon aineita kans.
88.Me ei ollakaan mitään ruotsalaisia pullansyöjähomoja!
89.Lomalta paluu.
90.Lomalle pääsy.
91.Litran tuoppi, tällähän juopuis raittiusmieskin.
92.Kevään/Kesän/Syksyn/talven kunniaksi.
93....pampulla löi suoraan hartioihin...et kuule pistäis yhtä keskivahvaa?
94.Olipa se yö, eiköhän käydä ottamassa parantavat?
95.Kröhöm!! (Yskäisy)...kunniaksi!
96.Joukkojen valmius oli erinomainen, skool hyvät herrat!
97.Näillä veljeslounailla kokee saman yhteyden kuin silloin aikanaan...
98.Jumalauta muistatko kun me ammuttiin...
99.Kaatoryyppy on ikimuistoinen tapa.
100.Tottakai minä lähden sinne hirvipeijaisiin.
101.Voi itkun paikka, ainakin kakstoistakilonen putos niin että molskahti!
102.Suurin hauki mitä Kainuusta on ikinä saatu! Eiköhän oteta pojat?
103.Niemisen talotyömaalla on pohjanvalutalkoot.
104.Koistinen pyysi katontekoon.
105.Jos en mää muuten jois, niin varmasti ton sun nalkutukses takia!
106.Mä haluun tappaa itteni viinaan.
107.Ei tippa tapa.
108.Yksikin mies oli kahdeksankymmentä vuotta raittiina ja niin se sitten kuoli.
109.Kaikki suurmiehet juo viinaa.
110.Internet on perseestä!
111.Microsoft vituttaa niin maan...
112.Juodaas pois niin ei mee huonoksi!
113.Baarikaappiin tarvitaan tilaa.
114.Jaa mutta tänäänhän on Tiistai...
115.En ratkennut viimekuussa kuin 17 kertaa ryyppään, otetaas sille!
116.Maailma on paha.
117.Naapuri vittuili!
118.Voitettiin/hävittiin puulaakimatsi.
119.Alkossa suosittelivat!
120.Hernesopan kanssa sopii aina punaviini.
121.Valkoviini on kuin tehty hyvälle pihville
122.Punaviini on kuin tehty hyvälle pihville.
123.Talvirenkaat pitäs vaihtaa...
124.Jakopään hihna pitäs uusia....
125.Jaa anoppi tulee viikonlopuksi...
126.Anoppi kuoli eilen (otetaas sille)
127.Suomen peli tulee telkkarista.
128.Tämmönen löyty jääkaapista...
129.Vedetääs perseet olalle niinkuin silloin ennen...
130.Vene pitäs nostaa talviteloille.
Jos jostain syystä ei löytyisi hyvää syytä, niin voit poimia sen tästä!
1.Palkkapäivä lähestyy uhkaavasti ja pankkitilillä on vielä rutkasti rahaa.
2.Palkkapäivä lähestyy. Pankkitili on tyhjä. Kaveri vippaa.
3.On palkkapäivä. Sen kunniaksi.
4.On perjantai (lauantai/sunnuntai/maanantai/tiistai/keskiviikko/torstai).
5.Nais/miesystävä jätti.
6.Nais/mies ystävä tuli takaisin.
7.Ei ole naista/miestä.
8.Pitäisi löytää nainen/mies.
9.Nais/miesystävä on löyhkäävä typerys.
10.Nais/miesystävä on musertavan fiksu.
11.Joku on unohtanut jääkaappiin pari pullollista.
12.Olenkin jo pari vuotta/kuukautta/viikkoa/päivää ollut kuivilla.
13.Lääkäri neuvoi ettei konjakki ennen nukkumaanmenoa ole pahitteeksi.
14.Vituttaa tämän listan lukeminen.
15.Lääkäri muka kielsi ryyppäämisen. Ja minähän en lääkäriä kuuntele.
16.Lähiomainen kuoli ja jätti tuntuvan perinnön.
17.lähiomainen kuoli eikä jättänyt tuntuvaa perintöä.
18.Se luuska ei suostu millään kuolemaan, vaan istuu perintörahojen päällä.
19.Kaveri sai perinnön ja päätettiin panna se kahteen mieheen sileäksi.
20.Mulla on semmoiset perintötekijät, että viinaa pitää vaan juoda.
21.Perillisistä ei ole muuta kuin huolta. Huoli hukutetaan.
22.Ottaa päähän, kun kaikkeen sekoitetaan nykyään politiikkaa.
23.Lahtarit ja porvarit jyllää joka paikassa.
24.Stalinistit ovat kaapanneet isänmaan.
25. Köyhää sorretaan.
26.Köyhää ei sorreta vaan annetaan kaiken maailman tukia minun veromarkoista.
27.Maajussit vie miljardit tukiaisina eikä työmiehelle jää muuta kuin tää viina.
28.Se on verinen vääryys, ettei osastossa kuunnella enää jäsenten ääntä.
29.Mä vihaan niin paljon numeroa kaksikymmentä yhdeksän et ratkeen ryyppään.
30.Työttömyyttä on jatkunut jo monta kuukautta.
31.Liikaa töitä, pakko ottaa rentoutuakseen.
32.Tässä työssä kuuluu ottaa esimerkiksi asiakaslounailla.
33.Kun työksesi jaat muille ehtoollisia, tulee pakostakin mieleen kaikenlaista.
34.Kyllä tämä juominen työstä käy. Ja minähän olen aina ollut kova työmies.
35.Viinanjuonnissa on jotakin niin suomalaista.
36.Suomalaisuus rasittaa ja painostaa, on juotava.
37.Eiks tätä listaa voitais vähän miettiä parin tuopin ääressä?
38.Suomipoika tuli ostaneeksi muutaman saunakaljan.
39.Suomi ei kohta enää ole suomalaisten, vaan pakolaisten.
40.Ai että uusi merkki markkinoilla? Pitäähän sitä toki maistaa.
41.Jaa vermuttia/rommia/giniä/votkaa/viskiä? Sitäpä en ole kokeillutkaan.
42.No kun nyt kerrankin saa jotakin kunnollista, enhän minä muuten...
43.Jaa poistuu myymälöistä...äkkiä ostaan!
44.Velipoika toi ruotsinlaivalta.
45.Isäukko on työmatkalla Kiteellä.
46.Työkaverit osti syntymäpäivälahjaksi niin kai se pois on juotava.
47.Sain tämän joululahjaksi firmasta.
48.Mitäs sanot autosta? Eiköhän oteta sen kunniaksi pienet?
49.Täytän kohta 20/30/40/50/60...jne
50.Näin pahaa unta, En mä ilman paukkuja uneen takaisin pääse.
51.Ääh pallomiehet-70 hävisi kotipelinsä.
52.kartanlukijan pitää aina ottaa!
53.Jumalavita ajoi Räikkönen muuten hienosti!
54.Jumalavita ajoi Räikkönen muuten HUONOSTI!
55.Automiehellä on automaattiryyppy.
56.Kun ottaa pari paukkua alle, jaksaa "niissä" touhuissa paljon paremmin.
57.En jaksa enää juosta naisissa. Viinaa saa juoksemattakin.
58.Akka on kylmä kuin pakastelahna.
59.Äijä ei ymmärrä "niistä" hommista mitään, vaikka kuinka neuvois.
60.Likööri auttaa, kun minulla on "ne".
61.Kyllä naisellakin on nykyään oikeus rentoutua.
62.Siellä pörrää hyvännäköisiä jätkiä...
63.Se lupas tulla tänään kattomaan, oonks mä paikalla...
64.Otetaan hiprakat, isketään miehet ja pidetään hauskaa niiden kanssa!
65.Ei mun tartte iskemään tai iskettäväks lähteä, otanpahan muuten vaan.
66.Se sika lähti sen huoran matkaan, mutta menköön.
67.Se sika ei lähtenyt sen huoran matkaan vaan jäis saatana tohon sohvalle lojuun!
68.Mä olen niin rakastunu, uskotkos?
69.Tätä pitää juhlia!
70.Janottaa.
71.Tekis terää..
72.Muuten mä nukahdan.
73.Enhän mä muuten pääse hereille.
74.Palelee.
75.On niin kuuma.
76.On kummallisen tyhjänpäiväinen olo.
77.Kaikki vilisee yhtenä sekasotkuna, eiköhän nollata kunnolla?
78.Faija kuoli...
79.Musta tuli isä. Neljä kiloo kuussataa on poika...
80.Juniori valmistu teknikoks...
81.Ylenemisen kunniaksi!
82.Erottamisen kunniaksi.
83.Eroamisen kunniaksi.
84.Se osastopäällikkö teki meikäläiselle pahan oharin, se olis ollu mun homma.
85.Kyllä se tiedetään, millä lihaksilla se sihteeriksi pääsi...
86.Pojat, täähän ei maksa täällä mitään!
87.Niin on kallis maa, että kannattaa ottaa kunnon aineita kans.
88.Me ei ollakaan mitään ruotsalaisia pullansyöjähomoja!
89.Lomalta paluu.
90.Lomalle pääsy.
91.Litran tuoppi, tällähän juopuis raittiusmieskin.
92.Kevään/Kesän/Syksyn/talven kunniaksi.
93....pampulla löi suoraan hartioihin...et kuule pistäis yhtä keskivahvaa?
94.Olipa se yö, eiköhän käydä ottamassa parantavat?
95.Kröhöm!! (Yskäisy)...kunniaksi!
96.Joukkojen valmius oli erinomainen, skool hyvät herrat!
97.Näillä veljeslounailla kokee saman yhteyden kuin silloin aikanaan...
98.Jumalauta muistatko kun me ammuttiin...
99.Kaatoryyppy on ikimuistoinen tapa.
100.Tottakai minä lähden sinne hirvipeijaisiin.
101.Voi itkun paikka, ainakin kakstoistakilonen putos niin että molskahti!
102.Suurin hauki mitä Kainuusta on ikinä saatu! Eiköhän oteta pojat?
103.Niemisen talotyömaalla on pohjanvalutalkoot.
104.Koistinen pyysi katontekoon.
105.Jos en mää muuten jois, niin varmasti ton sun nalkutukses takia!
106.Mä haluun tappaa itteni viinaan.
107.Ei tippa tapa.
108.Yksikin mies oli kahdeksankymmentä vuotta raittiina ja niin se sitten kuoli.
109.Kaikki suurmiehet juo viinaa.
110.Internet on perseestä!
111.Microsoft vituttaa niin maan...
112.Juodaas pois niin ei mee huonoksi!
113.Baarikaappiin tarvitaan tilaa.
114.Jaa mutta tänäänhän on Tiistai...
115.En ratkennut viimekuussa kuin 17 kertaa ryyppään, otetaas sille!
116.Maailma on paha.
117.Naapuri vittuili!
118.Voitettiin/hävittiin puulaakimatsi.
119.Alkossa suosittelivat!
120.Hernesopan kanssa sopii aina punaviini.
121.Valkoviini on kuin tehty hyvälle pihville
122.Punaviini on kuin tehty hyvälle pihville.
123.Talvirenkaat pitäs vaihtaa...
124.Jakopään hihna pitäs uusia....
125.Jaa anoppi tulee viikonlopuksi...
126.Anoppi kuoli eilen (otetaas sille)
127.Suomen peli tulee telkkarista.
128.Tämmönen löyty jääkaapista...
129.Vedetääs perseet olalle niinkuin silloin ennen...
130.Vene pitäs nostaa talviteloille.
Siitapahan...Tiistai 10.06.2008 19:49
Ei rikkaus oo rakkautta
rikkaampaa
rakkaus oo rikkautta
rakkaampaa
Jos rakkaus on suoraa ja
rikkaus väärää
kuka suoran säätää ja
väärän määrää
Ei tunne oo järkeä
köyhempää
köyhä on järki ja tunne
käypää
Jos tunne on suoraa ja
järki väärää
kuka järjen säätää ja
tunteen määrää
Mun täytyy rakastaa nä
elämät roskiin
mun sydän pauhaava ku
kuohuva koski
Se muille mitä tekee tahdo
en kuulla
välistä rakkaus tahtoo
elää ja kuolla
Mut sun lähelläs mieli
peilityyni on
Ei kauneus oo rumuutta
kauniimpaa
ruma on kaunis ja kaunis
rumaa
Jos ruma on suoraa ja
kaunis väärää
kuka kauniin säätää ja
ruman määrää
Ei valhe oo viisautta
tyhmempää
onko totuus viisas ja
valhe kierää
Jos valhe on suoraa ja
totuus väärää
kuka valheet säätää ja
totuuden määrää
Mun täytyy rakastaa nä
elämät roskiin
mun sydän pauhaava ku
kuohuva koski
Se muille mitä tekee tahdo
en kuulla
välistä rakkaus tahtoo
elää ja kuolla
rikkaampaa
rakkaus oo rikkautta
rakkaampaa
Jos rakkaus on suoraa ja
rikkaus väärää
kuka suoran säätää ja
väärän määrää
Ei tunne oo järkeä
köyhempää
köyhä on järki ja tunne
käypää
Jos tunne on suoraa ja
järki väärää
kuka järjen säätää ja
tunteen määrää
Mun täytyy rakastaa nä
elämät roskiin
mun sydän pauhaava ku
kuohuva koski
Se muille mitä tekee tahdo
en kuulla
välistä rakkaus tahtoo
elää ja kuolla
Mut sun lähelläs mieli
peilityyni on
Ei kauneus oo rumuutta
kauniimpaa
ruma on kaunis ja kaunis
rumaa
Jos ruma on suoraa ja
kaunis väärää
kuka kauniin säätää ja
ruman määrää
Ei valhe oo viisautta
tyhmempää
onko totuus viisas ja
valhe kierää
Jos valhe on suoraa ja
totuus väärää
kuka valheet säätää ja
totuuden määrää
Mun täytyy rakastaa nä
elämät roskiin
mun sydän pauhaava ku
kuohuva koski
Se muille mitä tekee tahdo
en kuulla
välistä rakkaus tahtoo
elää ja kuolla
ApulantaaMaanantai 21.04.2008 22:03
Tämä on kai yksi parhaista biiseistä mitä tiedän...
Viivakoodit...
Vain viivakoodit aukaisee
tien meidän hermokeskukseen
Yön valot hakkaa tajuntaan
on kaikki helvetin halpaa
Minä annan kaiken ja enemmän
Tuli polttaa uskon mihinkään
Mitä sitten jos sielun menettää
mutta on vain pakko roikkuu perässä
Vain tuska meidät herättää
selvästi hetken näkemään
Värit lyö mielen ikkunaan
ja tunteet pikakelataan
Minä annan...
Minä annan...
Viivakoodit...
Vain viivakoodit aukaisee
tien meidän hermokeskukseen
Yön valot hakkaa tajuntaan
on kaikki helvetin halpaa
Minä annan kaiken ja enemmän
Tuli polttaa uskon mihinkään
Mitä sitten jos sielun menettää
mutta on vain pakko roikkuu perässä
Vain tuska meidät herättää
selvästi hetken näkemään
Värit lyö mielen ikkunaan
ja tunteet pikakelataan
Minä annan...
Minä annan...
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