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new moon (http://shinga.livejournal.com/579477.html) on kans iha hyvä ton yksinkertaistamana :')

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BELLA: Kri IÂ’m scared of you.

JACOB: Bitch, what the fuck. Seriously. Is it because IÂ’m the non-sparkly variety of monster, suddenly you hate me?

BELLA: Well yeah.

EDWARDÂ’S VOICE: DonÂ’t be a moron.

BELLA: I mean uh... no. No, thatÂ’s not it, IÂ’m fine with you being a furry, itÂ’s just that I donÂ’t like you killing people.

JACOB: Oh, seriously? Cool. LETÂ’S HUG!

BELLA: OWFUCK.

JACOB: Sorry I called you a glitterfucking bitchwhore.

BELLA: ... Uh, you didnÂ’t.

JACOB: Right right. Well in any case, I donÂ’t kill people, so we can be BFF again! ... Let us make out with tongue.

BELLA: LetÂ’s not.

JACOB: Oh. Well in any case, weÂ’re not killing people, weÂ’re protecting them from our ONE ENEMY.

BELLA: ... Vampires?

JACOB: No, Riverdancers. Those fuckers are embarrassing.

BELLA: ...

JACOB: YES, vampires. The missing people are only missing because we got there too late to save them.

JACOB FANGIRLS: I KNEW HE WAS GOOD! BELLA BACK OFF, HEÂ’S MINE.

BELLA: So Laurent is killing people? You know, the vampire in the meadow you saved me from.

JACOB: Nah, we killed him.

BELLA: ... Are you fucking serious?

REMUS LUPIN: Teehee.

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