I say to myself
Self, why are you awake again? It's one a.m.
Standing with the fridge door wide open, staring
Such a sight, florescent light
The stars are bright
Might make a wish, if I believed in that shit
As it is, I might watch TV
Cause it's nice to see people more messed up than me
I say to myself, as I smile at the wall, let myself fall
It's gonna be all right, no matter what they say
It's gonna be a good day, just wait and see
It's gonna be okay, cause I'm okay with me
It's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gotta be
As long as we laugh out loud
Laugh like we're mad
Cause this crazy, mixed up beauty is all that we have
Because what's love but an itch we can't scratch, a joke we can't catch
But still we laugh
I go back upstairs, turn off the TV
You say "I'll be okay baby, just wait and see."
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[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 09.12.2006 01:35
Hirviä päänsärky!! Tosi viisasta istua koneella. Arvatkaapas: Miun vuokra nousee ens maaliskuussa 12euroa!!! ARGH! Vittumaista. Se on nyt jo niin jumalattoman iso. Julmaa julmaa.
Kävin tänään urkupillin kanssa kaupungilla. Jotain jopa ostin. Yhden dvd:n jota oon kauan halunnut sain viimein ostettua :) Hirveästi oli ihania vaatteita joita haluan!! Toivottavasti saan joululahjaksi rahaa. Tai vaikka lahjakortteja vaatekauppoihin.
Maanantaina pitää törkeän aikaseen aamulla mennä sairaalalle. Verikokeisiin, katsotaan kaikki mahdollinen. Ja EKG otetaan, taas kerran. En tajua miten selviän sinne. Kun ennen verikokeita pitää olla syömättä ja juomatta. Syömispuoli ei oo onkelma kun olen paastolla mutta kun en saa juoda kahvia!! Olen varmasti ihan zombi. Ja pirun vihainen.
Viskon tässä samalla Pipsalle joustoa. Väsyttää hieman. Voisi kohta painua petiin..
t. irtotiili
Kävin tänään urkupillin kanssa kaupungilla. Jotain jopa ostin. Yhden dvd:n jota oon kauan halunnut sain viimein ostettua :) Hirveästi oli ihania vaatteita joita haluan!! Toivottavasti saan joululahjaksi rahaa. Tai vaikka lahjakortteja vaatekauppoihin.
Maanantaina pitää törkeän aikaseen aamulla mennä sairaalalle. Verikokeisiin, katsotaan kaikki mahdollinen. Ja EKG otetaan, taas kerran. En tajua miten selviän sinne. Kun ennen verikokeita pitää olla syömättä ja juomatta. Syömispuoli ei oo onkelma kun olen paastolla mutta kun en saa juoda kahvia!! Olen varmasti ihan zombi. Ja pirun vihainen.
Viskon tässä samalla Pipsalle joustoa. Väsyttää hieman. Voisi kohta painua petiin..
t. irtotiili
repeilen :DTorstai 07.12.2006 19:03
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the
body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate
oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process
food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the
body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the
body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm
responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and
the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the
boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge.
decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the
body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate
oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process
food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the
body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the
body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm
responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and
the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the
boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge.
[Ei aihetta]Torstai 07.12.2006 13:41
Perhana. Valvottiin sit iipun kanssa koko yö. Nyt on tosi tosi hehkee olo. Pipsa on ihan surkeana. Sitä väsyttää, sillä on huono olo ja sitä palelee. Se nukkuu tässä miun sylkyssä villatakin sisällä. Annoin ruuan äsken kun ressukka oksensi muutama tunti sitten Aku Ankan uusimman numeron päälle. Ehä mie sitä siis valvottamalla valvottanu mutta kun ei se osaa kunnolla nukkua jos mie oon hereillä kun pitää vahtia. Ja miehän en nuku kun en lääkkeitä ottanut. Unohdin ne siis illalla ja muistin tosi myöhään vasta. Sit aattelin että jätän ottamatta ku muuten en pääse aamulla tai ees päivällä ylös ja pitäs sitä kämppää lähtee siivoomaan. No enpä voi nytkään lähteä kun olen ihan ku aineissa. Tärisen (join liikaa kahvia), törmäilen joka paikkaan ja mikään ei pysy käsissä. Vois yrittää kohta nukkua. Ihan tän otuksenkin takia. Siiselinkin yö tais mennä pilalle kun tajusin vasta seittemän aikaan että ois voinu pitää valot pois päältä kun eihän tuo ötö valoisassa tahdo mellastaa. Olen ihan paska äiti. Nyt teetä kiitos.
mäyräkoiran yövalo<3Torstai 07.12.2006 08:36
Daschund Creation
On the first day, God created the daschund and He saw that he was good.
On the second day, God created man, and well, God was not impressed.
On the third day, God and the daschund met to decide what to do with the man and they determined he should be the daschunds servant.
On the fourth day, God and the daschund trained the man to get food, get water and to make a fuss over the daschund.
On the fifth day, the daschund said to God, "Hey, Big Guy, this is kind of fun to be waited on hand and foot, but what's next?" So God created woman. That same day, God and the daschund began the woman's training. She was trained to tell the man exactly when to get the water and when exactly to get food so that God and the daschund would not have to be bothered.
On the sixth day, the woman found some apples and told the man to take them to the daschund. The daschund, on seeing the apples said, "Hey! Those are God's apples off His tree, we are not supposed to eat them!" The man said, "OK, I will eat them myself!" And he did and he shared them with the woman. Well, God got pretty ticked and He threw the man and woman out of the area. And God was left alone with the daschund.
On the seventh day, God thought about taking a rest, but the daschund was hungry and thirsty and God had to get up early to take care of the daschund because the man and the woman were gone.
Once God got used to getting up really early to tend to daschunds needs, things settled into a sort of routine. God would get up, dig the daschund out of its warm burrow in the clouds and take the daschund to an area to take care of business. This is where hail comes from.
Later, God would find the daschund food and feed it from His own hand and give the daschund over to the angels with which to play. The daschund would race back and forth over the clouds with the angels in tow, racing here and there and tearing up the sky. This is where tornadoes come from; from daschunds running back and forth over the tops of the clouds.
In the evening, after the daschund was really tired after playing with the angels, God would take it back into His bed, burrowed in the clouds. But the daschund always wanted a night light on. This is where sunsets come from; the daschund night light.
And God has been looking after little daschunds ever since.
On the first day, God created the daschund and He saw that he was good.
On the second day, God created man, and well, God was not impressed.
On the third day, God and the daschund met to decide what to do with the man and they determined he should be the daschunds servant.
On the fourth day, God and the daschund trained the man to get food, get water and to make a fuss over the daschund.
On the fifth day, the daschund said to God, "Hey, Big Guy, this is kind of fun to be waited on hand and foot, but what's next?" So God created woman. That same day, God and the daschund began the woman's training. She was trained to tell the man exactly when to get the water and when exactly to get food so that God and the daschund would not have to be bothered.
On the sixth day, the woman found some apples and told the man to take them to the daschund. The daschund, on seeing the apples said, "Hey! Those are God's apples off His tree, we are not supposed to eat them!" The man said, "OK, I will eat them myself!" And he did and he shared them with the woman. Well, God got pretty ticked and He threw the man and woman out of the area. And God was left alone with the daschund.
On the seventh day, God thought about taking a rest, but the daschund was hungry and thirsty and God had to get up early to take care of the daschund because the man and the woman were gone.
Once God got used to getting up really early to tend to daschunds needs, things settled into a sort of routine. God would get up, dig the daschund out of its warm burrow in the clouds and take the daschund to an area to take care of business. This is where hail comes from.
Later, God would find the daschund food and feed it from His own hand and give the daschund over to the angels with which to play. The daschund would race back and forth over the clouds with the angels in tow, racing here and there and tearing up the sky. This is where tornadoes come from; from daschunds running back and forth over the tops of the clouds.
In the evening, after the daschund was really tired after playing with the angels, God would take it back into His bed, burrowed in the clouds. But the daschund always wanted a night light on. This is where sunsets come from; the daschund night light.
And God has been looking after little daschunds ever since.
[Ei aihetta]Torstai 07.12.2006 06:15
I used to have the world in my handbag
How did I manage to blow it?
I missed the bus, I lost my heart
An an awful lot of mornings
I used to have the stars in my pockets
Now I just watch them on TV
My friends, they've all run away
But they'll come back again
And we'll have a celebration
Getting back on my medication
We'll have a rainy day parade
I used to live with someone who loved me
But somehow they ran out of patience
I regret those things I said
They were so uncalled for
Can't you see that the weather is changing
The dark clouds over my head
About to burst, I've seen the worst
Let it pour all day
'Cause I'm filled with good vibrations
I got that old sensation
We'll have a rainy day parade
You're gonna want me back
You're gonna let me in
We're gonna wash our sins away
Got the world in my handbag
Got my notebook too
Got the stars in my pocket
I'm gonna give them all to you
And we'll take a long vacation
We'll sweep across the nation
We'll have a rainy day parade
Getting back that old sensation
Back on my medication
We'll have a rainy day parade
How did I manage to blow it?
I missed the bus, I lost my heart
An an awful lot of mornings
I used to have the stars in my pockets
Now I just watch them on TV
My friends, they've all run away
But they'll come back again
And we'll have a celebration
Getting back on my medication
We'll have a rainy day parade
I used to live with someone who loved me
But somehow they ran out of patience
I regret those things I said
They were so uncalled for
Can't you see that the weather is changing
The dark clouds over my head
About to burst, I've seen the worst
Let it pour all day
'Cause I'm filled with good vibrations
I got that old sensation
We'll have a rainy day parade
You're gonna want me back
You're gonna let me in
We're gonna wash our sins away
Got the world in my handbag
Got my notebook too
Got the stars in my pocket
I'm gonna give them all to you
And we'll take a long vacation
We'll sweep across the nation
We'll have a rainy day parade
Getting back that old sensation
Back on my medication
We'll have a rainy day parade
[Ei aihetta]Torstai 07.12.2006 05:28
En saa unta. Leikin my heritagella ja miulle tulee koko ajan matchiksi Ayumi Hamasaki!! Argh! Ja jos ei sitä niin liuta muita japanilaisia miehiä ja naisia. Jippii. Olen siis japanilainen. Oh a happy day... >:( Mut äsken tuli Marilyn Manson :D
[Ei aihetta]Torstai 07.12.2006 01:47
Joku unohti ottaa lääkkeet ja luultavammin valvoo taas aamuyölle asti. Jippii. Tulin äsken kotiin ja Pipsa odotti täällä Jousto suussa. Käytiin ulkona ja se ilkeä äijä tuli sen vihaisen koiransa kanssa vastaan. Kivaa. Ja miun päähän jäi yksi rallatus joka varmaan jumittaa loppu viikon. "Have you ever seen a Saywer, kissed a Saywer, on a Saywer. Saywer Saywer, taste like Saywer, Saywer Saywer Locke". Että näin. Huomenna pitää yrittää päästä ylös ajoissa. Menen Tiian kanssa siivoamaan Suskun kämppää Haliseen. Hää tulloo Turkuun huomenna again. En tiiä yhtään mihin aikaan olen lähdössä. Tiia soittaa sitten. Jousto huutaa tuolla tuskissaan. Pipsalla on kivvaa.
[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 06.12.2006 14:38
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Paula's Office party. It was Jenna who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like roses.
I thought it was funny when I put Maria's shirt on my head and danced the balalaika on the table while singing `Pull shapes'. I didn't mean to break Paula's plasma-tv and don't know why Paula would accuse me of DUI.
I don't remember calling James's wife a mean sheep---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Susanna's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that chinese.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motorcycle through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me an awful cow and have me arrested for hit-and-run!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all lonely and crappy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I need the most---bail money!
Sincerely and all yours,
Minttu (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 2000 bucks!
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Paula's Office party. It was Jenna who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like roses.
I thought it was funny when I put Maria's shirt on my head and danced the balalaika on the table while singing `Pull shapes'. I didn't mean to break Paula's plasma-tv and don't know why Paula would accuse me of DUI.
I don't remember calling James's wife a mean sheep---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Susanna's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that chinese.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motorcycle through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me an awful cow and have me arrested for hit-and-run!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all lonely and crappy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I need the most---bail money!
Sincerely and all yours,
Minttu (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 2000 bucks!
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 06.12.2006 02:01
Luettele 9 asiaa joita sinulla on tänään ollut päälläsi (voi olla mitä vain)
01. farkut.
02. rintsikat.
04. toppi.
05. takki.
06. kengät.
07. yöpaita.
08. sukkahousut.
09. kaulaliina.
Luettele 10 asiaa joita sinun tietokonepöydälläsi on
01. kamera.
02. lamppu.
03. lasi.
04. pehmonalleja.
05. kännykkä.
06. kynä.
07. levyjä.
08. laskuja.
09. lapanen. (mitä ihmettä se tuossa tekee??)
10. lankakerä.
Mainitse 7 lausetta jotka olet tänään sanonut
01. nähään sit siellä.
02. isoimmat koko planeetalla.
03. ufo, joo.
04. antakaa hänelle kättä.
05. mee siitä joustoines.
06. tule mennään tulilinjalle.
07. haluuks joku tän munan.
Kerro 5 asiaa mitä seinilläsi on
01. kalenteri.
02. taulu.
03. kuvia.
04. julisteita.
05. kello.
Mainitse 4 asiaa joita aiot tehdä ensi viikolla
01. ei.
02. mitään.
03. tietoa.
04. .
Mainitse 6 paikkaa jossa olet tänään ollut
01. kotona.
02. ruokakaupassa.
03. kodin ykkösessä.
04. hong kongissa.
05. hesessä.
06. bussissa.
Kerro 5 asiaa joita sinun pitäisi tällä hetkellä ostaa
01. lamppuja.
02. housut.
03. appelsiinimehua.
04. muutama puukko tms.
05. saavi.
Mainitse 4 asiaa mitä aiot tänään vielä tehdä
01. hillua netissä.
02. käyä koiran kaa pihalla.
03. kattoa telkkua.
04. yrittää nukkua.
Luettele 3 turhaa esinettä jota omistat
01. kaikki.
02. on.
03. tarpeellista.
Mainitse 2 asiaa jota et tällä hetkellä vaihtaisi mihinkään
01. lapsoseni kaikki.
02. muut läheiseni.
01. farkut.
02. rintsikat.
04. toppi.
05. takki.
06. kengät.
07. yöpaita.
08. sukkahousut.
09. kaulaliina.
Luettele 10 asiaa joita sinun tietokonepöydälläsi on
01. kamera.
02. lamppu.
03. lasi.
04. pehmonalleja.
05. kännykkä.
06. kynä.
07. levyjä.
08. laskuja.
09. lapanen. (mitä ihmettä se tuossa tekee??)
10. lankakerä.
Mainitse 7 lausetta jotka olet tänään sanonut
01. nähään sit siellä.
02. isoimmat koko planeetalla.
03. ufo, joo.
04. antakaa hänelle kättä.
05. mee siitä joustoines.
06. tule mennään tulilinjalle.
07. haluuks joku tän munan.
Kerro 5 asiaa mitä seinilläsi on
01. kalenteri.
02. taulu.
03. kuvia.
04. julisteita.
05. kello.
Mainitse 4 asiaa joita aiot tehdä ensi viikolla
01. ei.
02. mitään.
03. tietoa.
04. .
Mainitse 6 paikkaa jossa olet tänään ollut
01. kotona.
02. ruokakaupassa.
03. kodin ykkösessä.
04. hong kongissa.
05. hesessä.
06. bussissa.
Kerro 5 asiaa joita sinun pitäisi tällä hetkellä ostaa
01. lamppuja.
02. housut.
03. appelsiinimehua.
04. muutama puukko tms.
05. saavi.
Mainitse 4 asiaa mitä aiot tänään vielä tehdä
01. hillua netissä.
02. käyä koiran kaa pihalla.
03. kattoa telkkua.
04. yrittää nukkua.
Luettele 3 turhaa esinettä jota omistat
01. kaikki.
02. on.
03. tarpeellista.
Mainitse 2 asiaa jota et tällä hetkellä vaihtaisi mihinkään
01. lapsoseni kaikki.
02. muut läheiseni.