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FIS (Finnisch Influenza Syndrom) Virus

FIS ist leider noch nicht ausreichend genug erforscht, wir wissen allerdings das nach einer Inkubationszeit von ca. 2 Tagen, die Gehirnrinde stark angegriffen wird, sich heftiges Herzrasen sowie Schweißausbrüche und stottern bemerkbar machen können.
FIS wird ausschließlich durch finnische Musikgruppen übertragen. (Versuchen Sie daher dringend Konzerte Finnischer Bands zu meiden; Reisen Sie nicht nach Finnland, wenn Sie noch keinerlei Symtome des FIS zeigen.)
Die Krankehit überfällt überwiedgend Frauen, auch Frauen im fortgeschrittenen Alter, di eigentlich normalerweise Antikörper gegenüber ähnlichen Krankheiten gebildet haben sollten. Merken Sie sich, Alter spielt beim FIS Virus wirklich keine Rolle, jeder ist gefährdet!!!
Sollten Sie sich bereits mit FIS infiziert haben, besteht keine Hoffnung mehr auf Heilung, wie gesagt ist die Krankheit nicht ausreichend erforscht!!!
In dem Fall hören Sie ruhig weiter Finnische Musik, es kann niht viel Schlimmer werden.
Zum Glück ist der Verlauf der Krankheit nicht tödlich. Uns liegen bis heute keine Fälle vor, wo jemand an FIS gestorben wäre.

Der typische Krankheitsverlauf von FIS gestaltet sich wie folgt:

1. Ansteckung durch Tonübertragung und Sichtübertragung.
2. Nach ca. 2 Tagen heftiges Herzklopfen, Gedanken kommen nicht zur Ruhe, Kopfweh, Schlaflosigkeit, merkwürdige Träume.
3. Es kann zu Abmagerungen führen, sowie fanatischem Schönheitswahn.
4. Wahnsinniges Gerede und Gebrabbel.
5. Das erlernen der Finnischen Sprache (oder zumindest der Versuch, diese zu erlernen).
6. Das erlernen des Humppa (ein mrkwürdiger Finnischer Tanz).
7. Musikalisch wird nur noch Finnisches Liedgut vom Gehirn verwertet.
8. Stetiger und unaufhaltsamer Verfall des Rationalen Denkens.
9. Wahnvorstellungen.
10. Der starke unüberwindliche Drang, nach Finnlandreisen zu müssen.
11. Der Patient ernährt sich in diesem Stadium wahscheinlich nur noch von Blaubeeren (oder Erdbeeren), Krbsen, Finnischem Wodka und evtl. Jägermeister.

So können Sie sich schützen!

1. Hören Sie keine Finnische Musik.
2. Besuchen Sie in keinem Fall Konzerte Finnischer Bands (Hauptüberträger der Krankheit).
3. Reisen Sie nicht nach Finnland.
4. Informieren Sie sich ausreichend bei Ihrem Tonträger-Fachverkäufer, wenn Sie Tonträger kaufen. FIS versteckt sich heimtückischer Weise nicht nur unter in finnischer Sprache Sprache gesungenem Liedgut. Auch die Englische Sprache in Liedern und Texten wird als Überträger genutzt.
Fragen Sie in jedem Fall den Händler woher die Musiker stammen, von denen Sie Musikalisches Material zu erwerben gedenken!
5. Kaufen Sie nur noch beim Händler Ihres Vertrauens, wo Sie sich sicher sein können das kein aus Finnland importiertes Liedgut über den Ladentisch geht.
6. Doch gibt es auch noch einige wirklich heimtückische Formen des FIS, wie z.B. den FIS-NGT, FIS69, FIS-LORDi, deser Virus versteckt sich hinter Finnischen Musikern, mit Englischen Texten und einer Deutschen Plattenfirma.
Das könnte durch das Raster Ihrs Vertrauenshändlers fallen.
Diese Art FIS ist besonders gefährlich, da man sie vielleicht zuerst aus Unwissenheit nicht erkennen kann.
Am besten Sie hören einfach gar keine Musik mehr, wenn Sie nicht 100% sicher sind woher ihr eben erworbener Tonträger stammt.
Viele Händler bieten allerdings mittlerweile Herkunftszertifikate ihrer Produkte an, scheuen Sie sich bitte nicht danach zu fragen.
Es ist schließlich Ihre Gesundheit.

Bleiben Sie Gesund
Ihre Gesellschaft für Gesundheit

http://youtube.com/profile?user=schikkimikki

http://s157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/schikkimikki/Rendez-Vouz%20Valkeakoski/

right now i have decidet "no alcohol anymore" no no. xD
my nose still hurt, just to note. fuck ey.

moikka.

ich bin grad in da buecherei und fahr jetz zum alko und hol Gin oder Vodka <3
bis dann :D <3

1. Does anyone know your password to your IRC besides yourself?
no

2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
in hesburger: cheesburger

3. Are you an emotional person?
yes

4. Do you like your name?
shortname yeah, fullname NO.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
en tiedä

6. Does the person you like know that you like them?
ehem i dont knoooow

7. What was the last thing you did?
wrote in messenger ;D and then fall asleep on the laptop Oo

8. What's bothering you right now?
i cannot go in ideapark today for seeing Ari because i must work :<<< so unfair

9. Who was the last person you ate with?
lotta and sampo

10. What song are you listening to right now?
special - mew

11. How's the weather right now?
weird. so silent outside

12. Last person who called you?
jysky

13. Last lie you told?
i'm okei ^^

14. Last song you sang?
kiini from heijaste

15. Would you date one of your ex's again?
noooooo never

16. Lost a friendship over something stupid?
mh cannot remember yet

17. Last thing you drank?
jaffa

18. Last thing you ate?
pizza

19. Where do you wish you were at?
tampere

20. Faked being sick to miss school?
haha of course

21. What time did you wake up today?
about 7.. i havn't slept much like night before -.-

22. Last person you talked to?
sampo

23. Last person you made fun of?
with the people in saturday in tampere

24. What are you wearing right now?
lepard pyjama lol

26. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
schneidezahn ;)

27. Where are you right now?
in my room

28. What day and date is it?
wednesday, 21.3.07

29. Did you go anywhere today?
maybe to siwa again

30. What did you do today?
nothing

31. Where else are you going today?
nothing

32. Are you watching TV?
no

33. Are you mature or immature?
cannot understand

34. Are you closer to your mom or dad?
right now to nobody

35. Have you ever gotten hurt?
yes

36. What schools did you go to?
grundschule,hauptschule,berufschule,berufsvorbereitungsmassnahme.

37. Whats the most annoying thing people say to you?
dont know

38. Do you like music?
yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

39. Do you want to get married?
no

41. Where did you go on vacation last summer?
in some festivals 8D

42. Would you bungee jump?
maybe

43. do you like roller coasters?
yes

44. Is there anything you wish for every summer?
just laying anywhere and drink alcohol. yay

45. Do you use chopsticks?
?

46. What's your favorite meal of the day?
a schweinas mid knell

47. Thinking of someone right now?
yes

48. Concerned about life right now?
?

49. Have you ever tripped going up the stairs?
yes

50. What are you looking forward to this summer?
peace love and alcohol

51. How do you feel right now?
sleepy

1. how old will you be in 10 months?
20

2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
no

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
going to germany hihi

4. Who was the last person you called?
mama

5. Who was the last person to call you?
mama

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
text

7. Do you have any pets?
too much

8. What were you doing at 12am last night?
writing in messenger

9. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
not together

10. When is the last time you saw your mom?
half year ago

11. What happened at 11:00 a.m.?
i was fucking tired

12. How many states have you lived in?
germany and finland

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
bare feet

15. Are you a social person?
no

16. What was the last thing you ate?
feta cheese

17. What is your favorite ice cream?
cookies

18. What is your favorite dessert?
chocolate

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
nothing

21. Do you like coffee?
yes

22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
much

23. What do you drink in the morning?
jaffa if i have some

24. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
i don't sleep often

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
wall sde

26. Do you know how to play poker?
no

27. Do you like to cuddle?
yes

28. Have you ever been to Canada?
no

29. Do you eat out or at home more often?
hesburger

30. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
yes

32. Do you speak any other language?
yes

34. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
yes.

35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
both

36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
window

37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
no

38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
alcohol and busdrives

39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
yeah some wristbands and necklace

40. What is your favorite TV show?
L koodi

41. Can you roll your tongue?
yes

42. Who is the funniest person you know?
I

43. Do you sleep with teddies?
with one

44. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"Beating heart baby"

45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
not here

46. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
wood

47. 8|1|12|12|15 10|1|14|9|14|5! :)
hä?

48. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
closed

49. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
bear

50. Do you flirt alot?
no

97 THINGS ABOUT ME ...

(001) Your gender: female

(002) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight

(003) Single?: yes

(004) Want to be?: no

(005) Age?: 19

(006) Age you wish you were: i don't know.. maybe 20

(009) The color of your eyes: blue

(010) Piercings: tongue, nose, 2 lip, ear...

(012) Tattoos: not yet

DO YOU...

(013) Smoke: when i'm totally wasted sadly

(015) Read the newspaper: sometims

(017) Talk to strangers who IM you: no

(018) Take walks in the rain: no

(019) Drive: no

(020) Like to drive fast?: i cannot drive

(021) Hurt yourself: yep

HAVE YOU EVER...

(022) Been out of the country: lol yeah

(023) Been in love: REALLY in love? i don't think so

(024) Done drugs: sure

(025) Gone skinny dipping: in shower :p

(026) Had a surgery: what's that?

(027) Ran away from home: yep

(028) Played strip poker: no but "flaschendrehen"

(029) Gotten beat up: ?

(031) Been on stage: yes

(032) Slept outdoors: yes

(034) Pulled an all-nighter: ?

(036) Talked on the phone all night: no but in internet

(038) Slept all day: of course

(039) Killed someone: yes, an grashuepfer, r.i.p.

(040) Made out with a stranger: yoo

(041) Had sex with a stranger?: yoo :

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D of course not.

(042) Kissed the same sex: yes

(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? yo. :

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DDDDDDDDDDDDD

(044) Been betrayed: ?

(045)Broken the law: ha yeah

(047) Been on radio/tv: yeah i am famous and soon u will all jealous of me

(048) Been in a mosh-pit: ?

(049) Had a nervous breakdown: joo

(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance: o_O

(051) Had a dream that kept coming back: always

(052) Favorite shoe brand?: idk

(053) Favorite music: www.last.fm/michiiiii

(054) Wear hats: no

(055) Judged other people by their clothing: yes

(057) Are you trendy: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

(058) Life on other planets: yes

(059) Miracles: yes

(060) Astrology: yes

(061) Magic: yes

(062) God: no

(063) Love: noo.. i guess not

(064) Ghost: yes

(065) Rebirth: yeah, before i was a fish :D

(066) Love at first sight: mhmmhmm

(067) Ying and Yang?: joo

(068) Witches: jjes

(069) The Easter Bunny: OF COURSE :DD

(071) Do you consider love a mistake: yes

(072) What do you find romantic: laying on the grass next to a wood with ur sweetheart and drink some beer (for me lonkero please)

(074) Turn-offs: -.-

(075) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: ?

(076) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone and physically unattracted?: hä?!

(077) What is best about the opposite sex?: lange schneidezahn.. XD

(078) What is the last present someone got you?: cannot remember

(079) Do you like/love someone?: joo

LAST PERSON...

(080) That you laughed at: sorry i am too tired to laugh

(081) That laughed at you: fuck ppl who laugh about me

(082) That turned you on: jann :

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DDDDD

(082.5) That kissed you: i guess swantje :D<3

(083) That you went shopping with : salla<3 but it was was alc shopping i guess :D

(084) To disappoint you: he is not worth

(085) To make you cry: i'll never want cry anymore because fucking ppl

(086) To brighten up your day: ?

(087) You saw a movie with: alone

(088) You talked to on the phone: watch question (084)

(089) You talked to on messenger: teemu

(090) You talked to on text message: jysky lol

(091) Your best friend: have none

(095) Bought something: yesterday, chocolate, kola and a chicken soup lol

(096) Danced: saturday/sunday morning

(097) Who is your crush: fuck

the person who always tease me. fuck yourself. u think u're so cool because u are in a band? hah u are nothing...

moi!

Some important phrases:


01.) That have you you so thought! (Das hast du dir so gedacht!)

02.) Give not so on! (Gib nicht so an!)

03.) Heaven, ass and thread! (Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!)

04.) Mealtime (Mahlzeit!)

05.) Of again see! (Auf Wiedersehen!)

06.) Us runs the water in the mouth together. (Uns läuft das Wasser im Mund zusammen.)

07.) Human being Meier! (Mensch Meier!)

08.) I only understand railstation... (Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof...)

09.) My dear Mister singing-club! (Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein!)

10.) Now we sit quite beautiful in the ink... (Jetzt sitzen wir ganz schön in der Tinte...)

11.) Your English is under all pig! (Dein Englisch ist unter aller Sau!)

12.) Slow going is all truck's beginning. (Müßiggang ist aller Laster Anfang.)

13.) Now can come what wants. (Nun kann kommen was will.)

14.) to have a jump in the dish (einen Sprung in der Schüssel haben)

15.) to have much wood before the cottage (viel Holz vor der Hütte haben)

16.) to have not all cups in the board (nicht alle Tassen im Schrank haben)

17.) together-hang-less (zusammenhanglos)

18.) If you think you can beat me over the ear, you are on the woodway.
(Wenn du denkst, du kannst mich über's Ohr hauen, bist du auf dem Holzweg.)

19.) I'm heavy on wire. (Ich bin schwer auf Draht.)



Some German cities:


a) Ash-monkey-castle (Aschaffenburg)

b) Bathroom-rich-echo (Bad Reichenhall)

c) Double-u-upper-valley (Wuppertal)

d) How's bathing (Wiesbaden)

e) Raw-stick (Rostock)

f) Rectal-town (Darmstadt)

g) Spice-castle (Würzburg)

h) Theremouth (Dortmund)

i) To-sitdown-home (Hockenheim)

j) Top-of-the-train (Zugspitze)

What color is your bra?
black with an strass flower

Do you straighten your hair everyday?
yepp

Do you worry about the size of your boobs?
no :D

What's your favorite girly magazine?
"mädchen" (german magazine)

Would you kill for chocolate?
höhö

Jeans or skirts?
both

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
sometimes yeah

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
no :D

Would you leave the house without makeup on?
yepp

Do you consider making out "unladylike"?
-

On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping (ten being the highest):
5

Are you spoiled?
-

Do you think lipgloss is the best?:
no

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
freaking out not, but getting made yeah

Do you yell a lot?
joo

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
i dont need any time in the morning because for my job i can stay "ugly" haha ;D

Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school/work?
no

Accessories make the outfit; true or false:
i dont mind

Do you like skater boys?
no

Is pink truly the best colour in the entire universe?
yep and black

Lip gloss a must?
no

Status?
-

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
?

Do you often wish there was something you could change?
no

Gold or silver?:
Silver

Do you dress up too much for holidays?
no

Do you like wearing dressess?
yes

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
no

How much do guys confuse you on a scale of 1-10?
10000 :D

What makeup product could you NOT live without?
black eyeliner !!!!