IRC-Galleria

-joku kim?
-ei, must se oli joakim

v: Barry Louis Polisar

äiti: "no se on siin suunillee sun silmien korkeudel, sellanen keltanen laatikko"

mira: "AI TOI!? joo melkee silmien korkeudella, mähän joudun kurkottaa et ees yltän siihe"

en oo lyhyt :))

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds blow

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I'd be the fire.
If you were the love, I'd be the desire.
If you were a castle, I'd be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

M: Jos ovi aukee ni tunge se pullo vaik perseesees!

M & K HAJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

K: Haluutsä juoda sitä sen jälkee jos se on käyny siellä mihin aurinko ei paista?

HAJOOO

M: we have the vibrator!

K: mitä mitä mitä mitä vittua?

M: we have the vibrator!

K: MITÄ MITÄ MITÄ MITÄ VITTUA?

∆ MIKSI?
Miksi et seurustele ihmisen kanssa josta pidät? - koska mokasin? tai en varmaa seurustelis vaik oisn pitäny turpani kii
Miksi olit viimeksi surullinen? - vitutti vaa
Miksi teet tätä testiä? - koska en jaksa tehä läksyi

∆ MILLOIN?
Milloin viimeksi nauroit? - ömmm, fyssan tunnil kai ku mietittii kata ajamas rekkaa liikenneympyräs :'DDDD
Milloin olit viimeksi autossa? - 20min sitte
Milloin olet viimeksi syönyt leipää? - eilen
Milloin olet viimeksi pelännyt pimeää? - ömmm, joskus ku oon tullu yksin myöhää kotii ton pelottavan metsän läpi :S

∆ ONKO?
Onko sinulle mp3? - ipod joo
Onko sinulla juuri nyt musiikkia soimassa? - joo
Onko sinulla salaisuuksia jotka voisivat kauhistuttaa muita ihmisiä? - no ehk jtn pientä, joka vois kauhistuttaa jtn tiettyä
Onko sinulla ollut montaa ihastusta samaan aikaan? - emt, ei?

∆ OLISIKO?
Olisiko elämä helpompaa, jos maapallo olisi litteä? - ei
Olisiko elämä helpompaa tai parempaa ilman rakkautta? - just nyt tuntuu et joo, mut ei se oikeesti
Olisiko maailma parempi ilman sotia? - kyl

∆ SINÄ?
Monta kirjainta on etunimessäsi? - neljä
Missä kuussa olet syntynyt? - helmikuus
Oletko allerginen jollekkin? - jeap
Onko sinulla mitään sairautta? - no onks allergia sairaus? ei muuta
Kuinka pitkä olet? - 160.2
Onko sinulla hyvä/huono/siltä väliltä itsetunto? - siltä väliltä?

∆ YSTÄVÄT?
Onko sinulla paljon ystäviä tai kavereita? - jjuu
Montako hyvää ystävää sinulla on? - pari
Riiteletkö usein kavereidesi kanssa? - en riitele, joskus kinastelen

∆ VIIMEISIMMÄT?
Viimeisin pitkä automatka? - pitkä auto matka? varmaa anskun mökille joululomal
Viimeisin nähty elokuva? - vaimoni on noita
Viimeisin vierailtu nettisivu? - ihQ galtsu

∆ SEKALAISIA?
Kärsitkö matkapahoinvoinnista? - noup
Oletko terveysintoilija? - ei jaksa
Tuletko toimeen vanhempiesi kanssa? - molempien kanssa eriksee joo, mut kolmistee ei tulla toimeen
Pidätkö ukkosmyrskystä? - joo<33
Vahvat viinat vai olut/lonkero/siideri - kaikki käy ;D
Miltä vuosiluvulta on lempiartistisi? - häääh? emt

t. mira ja kata

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm GAY, so I MUST want every straight man alive.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SHORT SKIRTS , so I MUST be a slut

I'm PUNK, so i MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be emo.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I do DRUGS, so i MUST be making nothing of myself in life

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET

I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs

I'm BI so I MUST like every guy i see

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