IRC-Galleria

Kuusi elämän faktaa!

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

Sinä joka luit tämän, jos et kopioi tätä omaan päiväkirjaasi niin kuolet ensi viikon torstaina 20:06.

-heidi: bussi lähtee 19.25, älä sit myöhästy!
-mä:okei, siis monelt se lähtee?
-Heidi: "ei vittu anna" :DDDDD




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auta pikku kissaa valloittaa irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan. Silloin kissan on onnellinen :D

Meikkaus:
[x] Käytän meikkiä.
[ ] En käytä meikkiä.

Lävistykset:
[/] Napa
[ ] Kulma
[ ] Silmienväli
[ ] Unicorn
[ ] Huuli
[ ] Smiley
[ ] Kieli
[ ] Tongueweb
[ ] Nenä
[ ] Septum
[ ] Poski
[x] Korvalehti
[x] Rusto
[ ] Venytyskoru
[ ] Nänni
[ ] Muu, mikä?- piilossa
[ ] Ei ole lävistyksiä.

Tupakka ja alkoholi.
Parasta tupakkaa on / Itse poltan:
[ ] L&M
[ ] Smart
[ ] Bonus
[ ] Marlboro
[ ] Chesterfield
[ ] Camel
[ ] Swing
[ ] Jokin muu, mikä?
[ ] Mitä väliä merkillä?
[ ] Vanhempani tietävät ainakin osittain että poltan.
[ ] Eivät tiedä.
[x] En polta.

[ ] En ole ikinä maistanut alkoholia.
[ ] Olen maistanut vähän.
[/] Olen juonut itseni pikku hiprakkaan.
[ ] Olen juonut itseni isoon hiprakkaan.
[ ] Olen juonut itseni oksennuskuntoon.
[ ] Olen juonut niin, että seuraavana päivänä en muista edellisestä illasta mitää/kaikkea tapahtumia.
[/] Olen tullut alkoholin vaikutuksen alaisena kotiin.
[ ] Olen jäänyt vanhemmilleni kiinni alkoholista.
[ ] Vanhempani tietävät että juon.
[/] Vanhempani eivät tiedä juonnistani.
[ ] Vanhempani antavat minun juoda.
[ ] Kun jäin kiinni, vanhempani suuttuivat.
[ ] eivät suuttuneet.
[ ] Olen tullut alkoholin takia jopa poliisiautolla kotiin.
[/] Juominen on mielestäni tyhmää.
[x] Juominen on tietyissä määrissä mukavaa.
[x ] Juon siideriä / lonkeroita tms.
[ ] Olutta.
[ ] Viinaa.
[x] Muuta

Hiuksesi:
[ ] Blondi
[ ] Punapää
[x] Brunette
[ ] Muu, Mikä?


Ystävät
[x] Minulla on useita YSTÄVIÄ.
[/] Minulla on muutama hyvä ystävä, mutta useita kavereita.
[ ] Olen yksinäinen.

Perhe
[x] Äiti.
[x] Isä.
[x] Vanhemmat eronneet.
[/] Äitipuoli.
[/] Isäpuoli.
[x] Sisko/Siskoja.
[x] Veli/Veljiä.
[ ] Siskopuoli
[/] Velipuoli

Tietokoneet
[x] Oma kone.
[x] Perheen yhteinen kone.
[x] Kannettava.
[x] Tavallinen.
[ ] Ei ole konetta kotona.
[ ] Koneella käyn kavereilla.
[ ] Koulussa.
[ ] Muualla, Missä?

Asuminen
[x] Omakotitalo.
[/] Rivitalo.
[ ] Kerrostalo.
[ ] Solu.
[ ] Muu, Mikä?

Musiikki:
[x] Kuuntelen musiikkia koneella.
[ ] En kuuntele koneella musiikkia.
[x] Minulla on omat stereot/radio.
[ ] Lordi oli oikea voittaja Euroviisuissa.
[x] kuuntelen paljon musiikkia laidasta laitaan
[/] minulla on oma lempi "musiikkityyli".

VIIMEISIN
*Henkilö jonka näit? - Ronja kissa
*Henkilö jonka kanssa puhuit puhelimessa? - heidieveliina
*Henkilö jota halasit? - Miisua
*Henkilö jonka kanssa tekstailit? - heidieveliina

TÄNÄÄN
*Mitä teet myöhemmin? - meen leffaan
*Mitä teet nyt? - oon koneel tekemäs tätä galluppii
*Mitä olet tehnyt tänään? - en mitään
*Mitä olet syönyt tänään? - jugurttia ja kanaa

HUOMENNA
*Millainen päivä huomenna? - Toivottavasti kiva :)))))
*Mitä suunnitelmia huomiseksi? - oon heidieveliinan kanssa <3
*Mistä et pidä huomisessa? - kun en oo varman voiks se heidieveliina olla :(

TÄLLÄ HETKELLÄ
*Pidätkö kenestäkään pojasta enemmän kuin kaverina? - ;D:D
*Kaipaatko ketään? - juuuuh
*Mikä fiilis? - kakka

KYLLÄ/EI
*Olen halailija - kyllä
*Olen aamuihminen - EN
*Olen vasenkätinen - en
*Kadun tällä hetkellä jotain mitä olen sanonut - jooo
*En pidä kenestäkään - en
*Pidän puhelimessa juttelusta - kyllä
*Minulla on paljon opittavaa - kyllä
*Minulla on tapana ihastua "vääriin" ihmisiin - kyllä/ei= joskus
*Kaikki isovanhempani ovat elossa - ei
*Minulle on sanottu että olen viisas - kyllä
*Minulle on sanottu että minulla on hyvä huumorintaju - kyllä
*Minulta on murtunut luu - kyllä
*Olen muuttunut paljon viime vuosien aikana - juu
*Minulla on ystäviä jotka eivät koskaan ole nähneet oikeata hiusväriäni - ei

kesälomal ei ikin tapahdu mitään :<<

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Tytöt

ovat kuin omenoita.

Parhaimmat ovat puun ylä

osassa. Pojat eivät meinaa ylet-

tää hyviin omeniin, sillä he pelkäävät

putoavansa ja satuttavansa. Sen sijaan

he ottavat hunoja omenoita, jotka eivät ole

niin hyviä, mutta helppoja. Joten omenat

puun ylä osassa luulevat, että heissä

on jotain vikaa, vaikka todellisuudessa

he ovat ihmeellisiä. Heidän vain

täytyy odottaa oikeaa poikaa,

joka on tarpeeksi

rohkea

kiipeä-

mään

ylös asti.

SKORPIONI aloittaa jo aamulla, skorpioni on jo puolenpäivän aikaan
ihan kaatokännissä, sitä ei vain hänestä huomaa. Jutut vain muuttuvat
ronskimmiksi. Juhannusyö menee rivoja ehdotellessa ja vastakkaista
sukupuolta ahdistellessa.

Aku Leo Akseli on niin tyytyväine kun oon sen omistaja ;DD


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