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kohta meen viettää kesänavajaisii kirveslahtee yksinäni, kuka tulee messii?

nyt se sit vihdoi loppu ja sitäki kestin(, taino kestin ja kestin:DD) 3kk + yhen viikon!!
hiihi, mitää menoo misssää?!!
kertokaa koska en halua masistella kotona nyt ku vois mennä mite tahtoo!!!

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: finland
Stranger: are you polar bear?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i think that you are some kind of cow

Stranger: fuck dude
Stranger: this is fucked.
Stranger: i can see through time and space
You: oh my
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: do you do cocaine?
Stranger: I DO COCAIIIINE
You: yes i do!!
Stranger: sweet man
Stranger: we should free-base togehter
You: IT'S FANTASTIC
Stranger: cool dude
Stranger: what's your position on tossed salads?
You: NO I WON'T
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: YOU WILL
Stranger: WHEN I SAY SO
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: it's that easy
You: NO I WON'T I'M TOO HIGH TO CALM DOWN U KNOW!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: that's some whacked shit right there
Stranger: enjoy it
Stranger: one day you'll realise
You: DO NOT JUST WALK AWAY FROM HERE
Stranger: that you weren't high at this moment
Stranger: but you were low at every other moment
Stranger: LOWWWW
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: YOU WILL COME TO REALISE THIS
You: MAYBE
Stranger: so metaphysical, dude
Stranger: !
Stranger: !!!!!
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: i can't even begin to describe the conundrum you are in
You: BUT REALLY I'M VERY DRUNK NOW
Stranger: life is somewhat like a box of chocolates
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: it's exactly lke one
Stranger: what've you been drinking, amigo/
Stranger: PINEAPPLE JUICE IS GOOD SHIT
Stranger: YOU CAN MIX IT WITH COKE
Stranger: but only if yo'ure real hardcore
You: SOME OF THE BOTTLE WIHCH WERE 50%
Stranger: are you that hard, man?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: ?'
You: AND THAT WAS MUCH YI KNOE
Stranger: you're not gangsta until you have the 120% stuffF
Stranger: DUded
Stranger: get on my LAEVEL
Stranger: LEVEL
Stranger: FUCK

You: Tell me a secret.
Stranger: i have a penis
Stranger: but i am a woman

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You: hi
Stranger: привет
You: fuck u
Stranger: you sherk
You: you donkie

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You: you shrek
Stranger: you pork
You: you dragon
Stranger: you witch flying on a broomstick
You: you the three stupid mices
Stranger: Which 3 stupid mices?
You: who can't see
You: the blind ones
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: Lucky for me I can't see you then
You: you messed up this chat:D oh my
Stranger: Poop
You: why don't u wanna see me?
You: SHIT
Stranger: It's hard when you're blind
Stranger: :(
You: i'm not blind
Stranger: I am
You: yes u are
Stranger: I KNOW!
You: is it sad=
You: WHERE DO U LIVE BLIND GUY?
Stranger: Yes, really sad, Can you send me a donation?
Stranger: I live under your floor
You: no i'm sorry, i am too rich to put my money to that kinda stuff
You: i live in your head
Stranger: You son of a whore
You: u are just imaginig all this
Stranger: No, I set it up
You: no u didn't
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
You: now u have to pee
You: because i am in your head
You: like satan
Stranger: Oh shit GO AWAY!

opimpaha uusia sanoja:D

portugaliks:

-kesä=verão