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Moi!huhtikuussa tapoin vanhusta koska minua vitutti

Nimesi kolmas kirjain:


a= moi!
b= hei!
c= terve!
d=heips!
e=moi!
f=hei!
g=terve
h=heips!
i=moi!
j=hei!
k=terve!
l=heips!
m=moi!
n=hei!
o=terve!
p=heips!
q=moi!
r=hei!
s=terve!
t=heips!
u=moi!
v=hei!
w=terve!
x=heips!
y=moi!
z=hei!
Ã¥=terve!
ä=heips!
ö=moi!

syntymäkuukautesi:

tammi= Eilen
helmi= Tänään
maalis= Toissapäivänä
huhti= Viime viikolla
touko= Tunti sitten
kesä= Viime kuussa
heinä= Juuri nyt
elo= Puolituntia sitten
syys= Viime vuonna
loka= Toissa yönä
marras= Viime yönä
joulu= Viime jouluna

lempi värisi:

punainen= purin
sininen=raavin
vihreä=hakkasin
keltainen=hinkkasin
musta=tapoin
harmaa=kuristin
valkoinen=halasin
ruskea=suutelin
vaaleanpunainen=löin
violetti=potkaisin

syntymäpäiväsi:

1=äitiä
2=isää
3=isoisää
4=koiraa
5=opettajaa
6=isoäitiä
7=parasta kaveriani
8=serkkuasi
9=tyttöystävääni
10=poikaystävääni
11=valmentajaani
12=lemmikkiäni
13=ohikulkijaa
14=vanhusta
15=hammaslääkäriä
16=rehtoriani
17=hyllyäni
18=naapuria
19=pikkusiskoa
20=pikkuveljeä
21=naapurin koiraa
22=stripparia
23=jääkiekkoilija
24=itseäni
25=postimiestä/naista
26=pehmolelua
27=Televisiota
28=Matematiikan kirjaa
29=Penaaliani
30=Kummitätiäni
31=pizzakuskia

Kuinka monta kirjainta etunimessäsi on:

3=koska olin vessassa
4=koska olin humalassa
5= koska minua vitutti
6= koska se oli kivaa
7= koska olin sekaisin
8= koska halusin naimisiin
9= koska koira puri minua
10= koska kuolen huomenna
11= koska saatan joutua vankilaan
12= koska sorruin rikokseen
13= koska sain kokeesta 4-
14= koska opettaja käski
15= koska halusin olla superstara
16= koska olin masentunut
17= koska äiti pakotti
18= koska kaipasin läheisyyttä
19= koska haluan kuolla
20= koska tämä oli tylsää

No mitä sinä teit?

Oletko..
1. (1 p.) nähnyt minun nauravan?
2. (3 p.) nauranut kanssani?
3. (2 p.) nähnyt minun itkevän?
4. (4 p.) itkenyt kanssani?
5. (2 p.) halannut minua?
6. (5 p.) pussannut minua?
7. (1 p.) tavannut minut?
8. (3 p.) käynyt luonani?
9. (2 p.) nähnyt sisarukseni?
10. (4 p.) ollut kanssani lomalla?
11. (5 p.) kertonut minulle salaisuuden?
12. (1 p.) riidellyt kanssani?
13. (4 p.) ollut luonani yötä?
14. (2 p.) kuullut minun laulavan?
15. (4 p.) nähnyt minun nukkuvan?
16. (2 p.) tuntenut minut kauan?
17. (2 p.) nähnyt vanhempani?
18. (3 p.) iloinnut puolestani?
19. (4 p.) itkenyt puolestani?
20. (4 p.) lohduttanut minua?
21. (3 p.) rohkaissut minua?
22. (4 p.) ollut mukanani jossakin tärkeässä jutussa?
23. (2 p.) pitänyt kivaa kanssani?
24. (3 p.) nähnyt kun syön?
25. (6 p.) sanonut että rakastat minua ja tarkoittanut sitä?


70-76 pistettä; <3

60-69 pistettä; ystävä

45-59 pistettä; kaveri

20-44 pistettä; tutustutaan paremmin!

00-19 pistettä; et tunne minua. tutustutaan?

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A = OLEN RAKASTUNUT
B = TYKKÄÄN JUODA
C = MULLA FLIPPAA
D = KAIKKI SÄÄLII MUA
E = EN AJATTELE MUITA
F = ONKO MULLA AIVOT
G= ISÄNMAALLINEN
H = RAKASTAN SUA
I = HYVÄ SÄNGYSSÄ
J = PISSIKSET ON DAA
K = JUON VETTÄ, EN KALJAA
L = VEDÄN JÄTKII PUOLEENI
M = ÄMMÄ
N = BITCH
O = PÄIVÄ KERRALLAAN
P = ÄMMÄ
Q = AJATTELEN KAKSIMIELISESTI
R = MULLA ON ELÄMÄ
S = OON KUNNON FRUITTARI
T = KOITA PYSYY MUN MUKANAT
U = MULLA MENEE LUJAA
V = NUKUN 24/7


n:BITCH
i:HYVÄ SÄNGYSSÄ
i:HYVÄ SÄNGYSSÄ
n:BITCH
a:OLEN RAKASTUNUT

Nimiluettelo.

Nimi 2:
Onko hän hauska?- on
Oletko halannut häntä?- Joo
Joku muisto hänestä?- niit on kyl aika paljonkin
Kuka hän on?- aki

Nimi 5:
Missä tapasitte ensimmäisen kerran?- en muista
Onko hän sinulle tärkeä?- no eips
Hänen nimensä viimeinen kirjain?- i
Kuka hän on?- aa:n mutsi

Nimi 8:
Tyttö vai poika?- tyttö
Rakastatko häntä?- en
Oletko puhunut hänen kanssaan puhelimessa?- joo?
Kuka hän on?- anni

Nimi 10:
Kuinka kauan olette tunteneet?- ööö...7vuotta
Oletko ikinä suudellut häntä?- e
Oletko kertonut hänelle salaisuuksiasi?- e
Kuka hän on?- antero

Nimi 16:
Onko hän kaunis/komee?- ruma
Tunnetko hänet hyvin? - en:D
Onko hän varattu?- jaa-a
Kuka hän on?- asiakaspalvelu

Nimi 22:
Oletko lähettänyt hänelle tekstiviestejä?- joo
Onko hän tyttö?- tyttö
Onko hän samassa koulussa kuin sinä?- ei
Kuka hän on?- rista

Nimi 26:
Oletko käynyt hänen luonaan?- en
Onko hän hauska?- on
Millä kirjaimella hänen nimensä alkaa?- e
Kuka hän on?- Elisa

Nimi 27:
Oletko halannut häntä?- ?
Oletko nähnyt hänet humalassa?- jjuu
Onko hän sinua vanhempi?-ei
Kuka hän on?- elli

Nimi 29:
Onko hän kaunis?-ei
Jokin muisto hänestä?- ?
Onko sinulla hänen mese? - no on
Kuka hän on?- ....

Nimi 32:
Onko hän läheinen sinulle?- ei
Oletko koskaan halannut häntä?- joo
Oletko ollut ihastunut häneen?- en
Kuka hän on?- eki

Nimi 37:
Yksi sana, joka kuvaa hänen luonnettaan?- hah
Asuuko hän pääkaupunkiseudulla?- ei
Oletko nähnyt hänestä unta?- EN
Kuka hän on?- ..^^

Nimi 41:
Kuinka vanha hän on?- jaa-a
Vihaatko häntä?- en
Pidätkö hänestä?- joo
Kuka hän on?- hannele

Sitten mene saapuneisiin viesteihin.

EKA VIESTIN LÄHETTÄJÄSTÄ.
Minä vuonna tämä henkilö on syntynyt?- 89
Onko hänellä ollut jo syntymäpäivä tänä vuonna?- joo
Onko kyseinen henkilö enemmän komea vai kaunis?- kaunis
Kuka hän on? tiia

NELJÄNNEN VIESTIN LÄHETTÄJÄSTÄ.
Ovatko hänen vanhempansa eronneet?- on
Millainen tämä henkilö on?- ihuna<3
Kuka hän on?-piija

VIIDENNEN VIESTIN LÄHETTÄJÄSTÄ.
Voiko hän luottaa sinuun?- joo
Oletko seurustellut kyseisen henkilön kanssa?- en
Kuka hän on?- johanna

Olet 87% todennäköisyydellä tuleva alkoholisti.

Onneksi olkoon, alkoholisoitumisesi on 87% varmaa. Pullot esiin ja juhlimaan tätä hienoa merkkipaalua! Lauantai-iltasi tulevat sisältämään viinaa, viinaa ja kaikista eniten: viinaa!


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 52%. Olet siis noin 35 prosenttiyksikköä enemmän todennäköisyydellä tuleva alkoholisti, kuin muut testin tehneet.

paska vappu mutta tulihan elettyä!!!

Kuka olet? - niina
Mitä kuulet? - noiden apinoiden puhetta <3
Missä asut? - Karkkilas
Mikä on sinulle rakasta? -ystävät..joni..<3
Ikä? - niina 19weee... :D
Onko lemmikkejä? - Kissa

KUMPI?

Kissa vai koira? - kissa
Fanta vai cola? - cola
Suklaa vai Salmiakki? - suklaa
Hedelmä vai vihannes? - hedelmä
ii2 vai irc-galleria? - irc-galleria
Pehmeä vai kova? - HAH!

Jos tietäisit kuolevasi 1h kuluttua, mitä tekisit? -tekisin kaikille selväks et mut tuhkataan ja et perintö(jos olis:D) niin sille saa tehä mitä haluaa.. :D
Yllättäisit poika/tyttö-ystäväsi parhaan ystäväsi kanssa, mitä tekisit? - onneks ei se koskaan tapahdu mutta siis mä varmaan vittu tappaisin molemmat
Saisit tietää olevasi raskaana, reaktiosi?-niin olenkin.. :P
Inhokkimusiikki? - hevi, iskelmä
Oletko suvaitsevainen homoja/lesboja kohtaan? - juuei
Onko turkistarhaus oikein? - Ei
Miksi teet tätä kyselyä? - koska oon niin jäässä
Oletko kärsinyt sydänsuruja? - oon
Mikä saa sinut hyvälle tuulelle? - Musiikki ja ystävät
Onko sinulla paljon "vihamiehiä"? - ai onko?no ON!!! :D
Tiedätkö mitä on rakkaus? - Enköhän...
Mieluisin tapa kuolla? - luonnollisesti
Mikä rauhoittaa sinut? - Hyvä musiikki
Suosikki vuodenaika, miksi? - kesä.. mut en tiiä miks..
Onko sinulla ystäviä? - On
Oletko menettänyt jotain todella tärkeää? - olen<3
Löytyykö mp3-soitin? - Löytyy
Miksi olemme olemassa? - koska joku idiotti on meijät tänne tuonnu :D
Kuka meidät on tänne kuljettanut? - vanhemmat
Mitä jos olemme vain oman mielikuvituksemme tuotetta? - JIHAAA
Oletko/ Oletko ollut kihloissa/naimisissa? -olen kihloissa
Onko sinulla lapsia? - ?:Dtyhmäää
Pidätkö näistä kyselyistä? - no en
Kiihotutko näistä? - en
Lapsuutesi toiveammatti? - lastenhoitaja
Mitä inhoat? -no siis joo vittumaisia ja perseeseen ammuttuja karhuja..olkaa kaikki niin ku mä...
Asuuko/Onko asunut paikkakunnallasi julkisuudenhenkilö? - joo
Onko sinulla tylsää? - on
Rakastatko kahvia? - juu

niina:pasi hei meeks tänään keskustaan?
Pasi:mitä vittua mä teen siel ilman rahaa?


pasi on12weee

N.I.I.N.A.: Nousevan Iloinen ja Isopäisen Naivi Alkoholisti

http://lokalisointi.org/cgi-bin/fun/acronym/akronyymi.cgi? tuolla voitte kattoo oman nimenne merkityksen. :D