- "I bought you something."
- "What?"
- "A tie."
- "You didn't buy this for me. You were worried about how I'd look to your mother. Stop being a quisling where she is concerned."
- "Whenever I get happy, you turn perverse."
- "Buying this tie made you happy?!"
- "Yes! Yes! I wish you could understand, cos you really don't. It made me very happy, buying this tie. I went to two or three places. Then describing your jacket, knowing it would match what you're wearing, which, by the way, it certainly does."
"I mean, it was fun!"