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aloin suunnitella maailmanympärimatkaa. antaiskohan pankki semmosta varten lainaa?

mun otsas on murheryppyjä.

ei paljoa vapaaehtosia toistaiseksi ilmottautunut... :D

joo mutta sitä vaan tulin tännekin sanomaan et taitais olla korkea aika munkin ryhdistäytyä. joten täten julistan sitä yrittäväni.

äiti soitti ja oli huolissaan musta. kuulemma mun pitäis hankkia kavereita ja harrastuksia. myös mun pitäis mennä mökille kylvämään porkkanoita ja niittykukkia ja ties mitä perunoita ja sipuleitakin piti laittaa tulemaan. mitäs tämmösiin vaatimuksiin ny muuta si sanois ku et kyllä äiti. et ei muuta ku tuumasta toimeen. vapaaehtoset kaverit voi ilmottautua vaikka tänne.

kävin helsingissä tuhlaamassa kaikki rahani. oh my.

olen rakastunut saraan. :)



kun tiedän että lähden
haluan että kukaan ei huomaisi
peitän nämä jäljet
ja toivon että kukaan ei kaipaisi
nyt suljen kannen
saan nyt rauhan
vain jos lähden
löydän uuden tavan elää

kun katson häntä silmiin
haluan että mikään ei muuttuisi
nyt tiedän mitä haluan
ja toivon että kukaan ei suuttuisi

( ) You believe that every patient needs tlc, diazepam,temazepam and haloperidol.
(x) You would like to meet the inventor of the Nurse call buzzer some night in a dark alley.
( ) You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
(x) Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.
(x) You can only tell time by the 24 hr clock.
(x) Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.
(x) When asked what colour that patients diarrheic was, you show them your shoes.
(x) You know the smell of different diarrhoea to identify it.
(x) Every time you walk you make a jingling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pocket.
(x) You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.
( ) You carry more "spare" meds in your pocket rather than waiting for pharmacy to deliver them.
( ) You refuse to watch ER because it is too much like the real thing and it triggers flashbacks.
(x) You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
(x) You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up.
(x) You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.
(x) Everytime someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.
(x) You can intubate your friends at parties.
(x) You don't get excited about blood unless it's your own.
(x) You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"
( ) You've basted your thanksgiving turkey with a nasogastric syringe.
(hiton hyvä idea kyl, ei vaan o tullu koskaan mieleen.. :D )You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help.
(x) Eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly normal.
(x) Your bladder can expand to the size of a Mack Truck's Radiator Sump.
( ) When checking the level of a patientÂ’s orientation you aren't sure of the answer.
(x) You find yourself checking out other customers veins in grocery waiting lines.
(x) You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner break and not be embarrassed when you wake up.
(x) You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do cpr on your day off.
(x) You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit".
(x) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide ... Doing It Right".
(x) You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there".
(x) You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.
( ) You throw a party for a co-worker and use a urinal (clean of course) as a lemon-aid pitcher and use a bed sheet for a tablecloth
(x) You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce.
(x) You hate to get dressed in "real clothes" because scrubs are what you live in and why can't they make jeans that comfortable.
(x) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
(x) Your most common assessment question is "what changed tonight to make it an emergency after 6 hours / days / weeks / months / years?".
(x) You often stay awake for 24+ hrs at a time when you work nights realize you don't need alcohol or drugs to hallucinate - just lack of sleep...
( ) You pull over in some parking lot after working nights because you are too tired to drive home and wake up to someone knocking on your window thinking you have had a stroke because you are passed out in your car and drooling.
(x) Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
(x) You have seen more penises than any prostitute
(x) You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see.
(x) You've sworn to have "Not For Resuss" tattooed on your chest.



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jep, hoituri mikä hoituri...

1) They can help you get over a hangover or sickness
2) Bedbaths!
3) The uniform
4) They are exposed to so many xrays, its like a form of birth control
5) You willl never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies
6) They know how to handle bodily fluids!
7) Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!
8) They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits
9) They are experienced in manual evacuation when you're full of crap
10)They know how to handle the human body!!!!!!!

viime yö oli kamala. ja kiva lähteä töistä kotiin ku just ollu pikku tilanne päällänsä ja nyt on inhottava olla epätietosuudes et mitä lopultas tapahtu sit ja olin tietyst unissaniki vielä töissä ja kauhea hässäkkä käynnis koko ajan, et se siitä lepäämisestä. koht pitäis lähteä rautatieasemal tyttöi vastaan ja sit viel ois jaksettava viihdyttää niit tämä ja huominen päivä. oi voi sentään. mut kiva kumminki et tulevat :) nyt vielä viime hetken paniikkisiivousyritys..

ai niin mää pääsen varmaan australiaanki vielä tänä vuonna :) hihii ja jee jee :)