1. Tie off testicles tightly.
2. Choose a large juicing tool (in this case a 10ga piercing needle).
3. Puncture through the scrotum and outer skin of the testicle.
4. Be ready with a cup or bowl to collect the juice.
5. Collect and save the juice.
6. Amaze your friends with the size of the spike in your testicle.
7. Become aroused at the though of those friends drinking directly from your testicle.
8. Drink and enjoy.
9. Repeat steps one through eight.