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101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

102. As he’s plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like ‘Not gonna work, or ’stupid.’

103. Call him ‘Champ’ or ‘Tiger.’ Refer to yourself as ‘Coach.’

104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.

106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.

107. ..at Christmas.

108. Make him dance in the rain with you.

109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.

110. “Accidentally” schedule him a haircut.

111. ..even though heÂ’s bald.

112. Be offended by everything he says.

113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.

114. Invite him to go streaking.

115. Kill Harry.

116. On the next ValentineÂ’s Day, decorate his lair.

117. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.

118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.

119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while heÂ’s sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he canÂ’t remove the color.

120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream “IT BURNS!!!”

121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasnÂ’t purposeful.

122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas.

123. Insist that itÂ’s opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.