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Hiton seniilit

101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

102. As he’s plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like ‘Not gonna work, or ’stupid.’

103. Call him ‘Champ’ or ‘Tiger.’ Refer to yourself as ‘Coach.’

104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.

106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.

107. ..at Christmas.

108. Make him dance in the rain with you.

109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.

110. “Accidentally” schedule him a haircut.

111. ..even though heÂ’s bald.

112. Be offended by everything he says.

113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.

114. Invite him to go streaking.

115. Kill Harry.

116. On the next ValentineÂ’s Day, decorate his lair.

117. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.

118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.

119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while heÂ’s sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he canÂ’t remove the color.

120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream “IT BURNS!!!”

121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasnÂ’t purposeful.

122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas.

123. Insist that itÂ’s opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.

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76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of ‘that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.’

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophecy.”

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is ‘Aromatherapy.’

80. Begin any question you ask him with ‘Riddle me this!’ Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at random moments.

83. Sign him up for Little-League.

84. Ask him why heÂ’s afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and canÂ’t fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are ‘kind of girlie.’

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91. Write sonnets for him.

92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

94. Tell people he’s ‘really just a big softie.’

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is ‘mildy depressed’ and ‘a bit of a control-freak.’

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly ‘Who loves you, Volders?’ at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted ‘evil moments’)

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing ‘Kumbayah.’

100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes.

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