IRC-Galleria

Juuri ennen häitä..

Nainen: Hei Rakas
Mies: No vihdoinkin, olen odottanut jo niin kauan !
Nainen: Haluatko että lähden ?
Mies: EN ! Mistä nyt tuollaista sait päähäsi ? Jo pelkkä ajatuskin kauhistuttaa !
Nainen: Rakastatko minua ?
Mies: Tietenkin, kaikkina vuorokaudenaikoina !
Nainen: Oletko pettänyt minua koskaan ?
Mies: En ikinä ! Miksi kysyt tuollaista?
Nainen: Haluaisitko suudella minua ?
Mies: Kyllä, aina kun minulla on tilaisuus siihen !
Nainen: Löisitkö minua koskaan ?
Mies: Oletko hullu ? Tunnethan sinä minut !
Nainen: Voinko luottaa sinuun ?
Mies: Kyllä, kulta..
Nainen: Rakas..

7 vuotta häiden jälkeen:
Lue teksti alhaalta ylöspäin !

Tämä se vasta merkillinen juttu on! Laskin esiin ja etene ohjeiden mukaan!!

Seksimatikkaa

Ota laskin esiin!
Laske sitä mukaan kun luet.
Älä huijaa kattomalla loppua, tää ihan oikeesti toimii!
Etene siis kohta kohdalta ja hämmästy!


1. Valitse luku kuinka monta kertaa viikossa haluaisit seksiä.
(Mieluummin enemmän kuin yksi, vähemmän kuitenkin kuin 10)

2. Kerro luku kahdella. (vähän röyhistelyä)


3. Lisää lukuun 5.


4. Kerro saamasi luku 50:lla.

5. JOS olet jo viettänyt synttäreitäsi tänä vuonna
lisää lukuun 1756.....
jos et ole, lisää 1755.........

6. Nyt vähennä saamastasi luvusta syntymävuotesi (neljä numeroa)


7. plussaaa vielä kaksi.

Nyt sulla pitäis olla kalkulaattorissa (tai päässä) kolmilukuinen numero.
Eka numero on se kuinka monta kertaa haluisit saada viikossa seksiä.


Seuraavat kaksi numeroa......
sun ikä !

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Auta kissaa valloittaa irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan :D

Inhoatko ketään tällä hetkellä? - kyllä
Rakastatko ketään juuri nyt? - juuh
Rakastaako sinua kukaan tällä hetkellä? - juuh..
Oletko mustasukkainen? - en
Oletko hyvä koulussa? - tot kai:D
Oletko koskaan rakastunut ensisilmäyksellä? - olen.
Kuinka pitkä olet? - n. 168
Asuisitko mielellään maalla vai kaupungissa? - maalla
Lempinumerosi? 6
Keneen luotat parhaiten? - itseeni ;D
Onko sinulla yhtään runoja? - ei...
Lempivärisi? - VIHREE!!
Omistatko mitään kulkuneuvoo? - jalat..
Mitä kaikkea yleensä teet kun oot koneella? - galleria ja pelit<3
Mitä ajattelet juuri nyt? - ruokaa..
Paljonko kello on juuri nyt? - 10:25

OLEN:
[x] Suorittanut peruskoulun
[x] Blondi

OMISTAN:
[x] Nokian kännykän
[ ] Oman tietokoneen
[ ] Oman teeveen

PIDÄN:
[x] Lapsista
[x] Keväästä
[x] Talvesta
[x] Syksystä
[x] Kesästä
[x] Tanssimisesta
[/] Lukemisesta
[/] Kirjoittamisesta
[x] Piirtämisestä

VASTAAN VAI PUOLESTA?
Hyväksikäyttö: vastaan
Itsemurha: vastaan
Ihmisten tappaminen: vastaan
Teinitupakointi: puolesta ;D
Rattijuopumus: vastaan
Homo- ja lesbosuhteet: PUOLESTA!

HENKILÖ, JOKA VIIMEKSI...
Nukkui sängyssäsi?: saana
Näki sinun itkevän?: jere
Sai sinut itkemään?: jere
Vei sinut ostoksille?: jere
Tarjosi sinulle leivoksen? jere
Lähetti sinulle sähköpostia?: jotain roskapostii tais tulla..
Halasi sinua?: mun pienet! <3

OLEN:
[x] Sanonut "rakastan sinua" ja tarkoittanut sitä
[ ] Ollut julkisella paikalla yöpuvussa
[x] Pitänyt jonkun salaisuuden
[ ] Itkenyt elokuvan aikana
[x] Suunnitellut murhaa
[x] Ollut esiintymislavalla
[ ] Toivonut olevasi vastakkaista sukupuolta
[x] Kokenut sydänsuruja
[ ] Ollut ihastunut yli kolmeen henkilöön samaan aikaan
[x] Valehdellut vanhemmillesi
[x] Jutellut syvällisiä
[x] Kaivannut ketään
[x] Halannut ketään
[x] Nukkunut pommiin
[x] Värjännyt hiukset
[x] Ollut blondi
[x] Tehnyt läksyt kunnolla
[ ] Kuunnellut Himiä
[x] Lintsannut
[x] Muuttanut
[ ] Soittanut kitaraa
[ ] Lyönyt vetoa
[x] Pyytänyt anteeksi
[ ] Soittanut pilapuheluja
[ ] Nukkunut sohvalla
[x]Karannut kotoa
[x] Näytellyt
[x] Itkenyt itseni uneen
[ ] Tykännyt The Rasmuksesta

Mitä aiot tehdä tämä jälkeen?: meen röökil..
Minkä aterian söit viimeksi?: "kinkkukiusausta"
Lukio vai yliopisto?: ei kumpikaan
Minkä äänen kuulit viimeksi?: nenna sano: oho!
Mistä haaveilet tällä hetkellä?: ruuasta
Haluaisitko lapsesi olevan tyttö vai poika?: ei kumpikaan!

KUKA..
kuka on viimeaikoina satuttanut sinua henkisesti?: en sano
kuka on viimeaikoina satuttanut sinua fyysisesti?: en sano
kuka on viimeaikoina tehnyt tyhmästi?: en muista
kuka on viimeaikoina ollut sinulle erityisen mukava?: sarii...

MIKSI...
olet olemassa: oon jumalan lahja maailmalle :D:D
miksi taivas on sininen: koska pilvet on valkosii..
miksi et ole ulkona?: oon tunnilla

ONKO...
onko sinulla mp3?: ei..
onko sinulla juuri nyt musiikkia soimassa?: ei olee
onko sinulla salaisuuksia jotka voisivat kauhistuttaa muita ihmisiä?: on ikävä kyllä
olisiko kamalaa kieltäytyä kosinnasta?: no ei
olisiko maailma parempi ilman sotia?: kai
Millainen on olosi nyt?: emt.. tyhmä
Mikä biisi soi tällä hetkellä?: ei mikää

Vastaa oman nimen alkukirjaimella alkavalla sanalla..


Olen : salla
Haluan : Sua ;DD
Minulla on : Sisaruksia
Vihaan : sua!! ;D
Pelkään : susia
Kuuntelen : Suomipoppia
Pohdin : Syvällisiä
Rakastan : sua!!
Minuun koskee : Saatanasti
Minä aina : suhisen ;D
Minä en ole : Sumopainija
Laulan : Suihkussa
En ole aina : Sosiaalinen
Eläin jota muistutan : SAMMAKKO <333

KIRJOITA KÄNNYKÄSTÄSI JOKA TOINEN NIMI NIIN ETTÄ TULEE YHT. 15 EKAA!
1. aino
2. annika
3. annikki
4. arto
5. eero
6. eine
7. emmi
8. esa
9. hanna
10.hanna
11.heidi
12.iiris
13.henu
14.iida
15.äiti

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Oletko ikinä seurustellut 6 kanssa?
en.

Oletko ikinä kertonut 2 rakastavasi häntä?
joo, vitsillä

Oleko koskaan matkustellut 12 kanssa?
en

Oletko ollut pahassa riidassa 10 kanssa?
joo

pidätkö 13 kaverina?
empä oikeestaan..

Uskotko ikuiseen ystävyyteen 1 kanssa?
Tota.. ku ei me olla ystävii oikeastaan.. Ku se on mun pikkuveljen kummi..

Juoruiletko ikinä 9 kanssa?
en todellakaan, se on sentään mun ope!!

inhoatko 15?
En

oletko koskaan käynyt uimassa uimahallissa 3 kanssa?
en.

Onko 14 ollut luonasi koskaan yötä?
Ei..

oletko nähnyt 8 tämän viikon aikana?
olen.. ikävä kyllä! :(

mikä on 4 sukunimi?
emmä tiiä?!?!

oletteko samannäköisiä 11 kanssa?
ei olla

Onko 5 äiti mukava?
en tie. en tunne..

Oletko suudellut 7?
En..