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So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone

//3 doors down

Kiitos :))!!

Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again
I know that, it's my fault, but you don't understand (no)
I got memories, this is crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas
I should try to decide, wanna let u in, but no
That means memories, and its crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know

Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
Its no excuse, no excuse
But I got this

I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold

Why can't I get it right, just can't let it go
I opened up, she let me down, I wont feel that no more
I got memories, this is crazy
She ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
I don't mean to take it out on you baby but I cant help it
Cause my heart is in the same ol' condition that baby left it
And I, I apologize, for makin' you cry
Look me in my eye and promise you won't do me the same

I don't wanna be stuck up in this cold cold world
Don't wanna mess this up better keep your eye on me girl

//Omarion

I know you're trying to get around me baby
I know you've got me in your heart baby
I know that you could love me
If you only had a guarantee
When I look at your face it's so empty
I know I could fill you with love baby
Your soul is dying for me
Can't deny our energy

And you're far I'm near you're there I'm here you're hurting for me I can see it in your eyes
Some of the hardest things are easy to achieve with patience

I'll wait for you until the heavens fall
I'll wait for you until the end of the world
I'll wait for you until I no longer breathe
I know that it's not impossible
I'll wait for you until you finish your fight
I'll wait for you until the timing is right
I'll wait for you until you knock on my door
Cuz right now it's feeling just like a movie yeah yeah.....just like a movie

I know that this is hard for you
Want you to know that I'm feeling it too
It's taken some time but now I see everything
It's so clear to me I can't give up your love without dying baby
I'll wait until the sea is dry baby
How do we know what love is
Until it is free

You don't gotta do anything that you can't do
You don't gotta do anything in a hurry
You don't gotta do anything that you can't do
I know you're there you got me
You don't gotta do anything that you can't do
You don't gotta do anything in a hurry
You don't gotta do anything so don't worry
I trust you and I know you're there
I know you're there

//N. Furtado

Miksi on hienoa olla mies
* Perseesi ei ole arvosteluperuste työhönottohaastattelussa.
* Orgasmisi ovat aitoja. Aina.
* Autotalli on kokonaan sinun.
* Kukaan ei salassa mieti, nieletkö.
* Häävalmistelut hoitavat itse itsensä.
* Voit pitää valkoista paitaa vesipuistossa.
* Automekaanikot kertovat sinulle totuuden.
* Et välitä hevon helvettiä, vaikka joku huomaisikin uuden hiustyylisi.
* Sama työ... enemmän palkkaa.
* Ryppysi lisäävät charmia.
* Ihmiset eivät tuijota rinnuksiisi, kun puhut heille.
* Uudet kengät eivät katko jalkojasi.
* Pornoleffat on suunniteltu sinua silmällä pitäen.
* Voit harrastaa huippuseksiä, vaikket pitäisikään naisesta.
* Kaverisi eivät koskaan kysy sinulta: "No, huomaatko mitään uutta?"
* Olet aina samalla tuulella.
* Kännissä saat koheltaa.
* Saat olla aina oikean kokoinen, näköinen ja eteenkin painoinen.
* Sinun ei tarvitse ikinä hävetä itseäsi uimarannalla.
* Vaatteesi ovat aina sopivia, istuvia ja muodikkaita.

MUTTA ON NIIN PALJON KIVEMPAA OLLA NAINEN...

- Voit säikytellä miespuolisia työkavereita selittämällä poissaolot mystisillä gynegologisilla ongelmilla.
- Jos ostat vibraattorin, se on jännittävää ja villiä. Kun mies ostaa puhallettavan nuken, se on säälittävää.
- Näytät hyvältä poikaystäväsi vaatteissa. Miehet näyttävät idiooteilta sinun vaatteissasi.
- Et ole koskaan himoinnut sarjakuva- tai tietokonepelihahmoa.
- Et näytä sammakolta tehosekoittimessa kun tanssit.
- Voit halata ystäviäsi ilman että he miettivät oletko hinttari.
- Tiedät totuuden siitä, onko koolla väliä.
- Jos harrastat seksiä jonkun kanssa etkä soita hänelle seuraavana päivänä, et ole paholainen.
- Kondomin käytöllä ei ole merkittävää vaikutusta siihen miten paljon nautit seksistä.
- Jos et tienaa tarpeeksi rahaa, voit aina syyttää palkkauksen lasikattoa.
- Sinun ei tarvitse piereskellä huvittaaksesi itseäsi.
- Jos petät puolisoasi, ihmiset olettavat sen tapahtuneen koska sinua oli laiminlyöty tunnetasolla.
- Sinun ei koskaan tarvitse miettiä oliko kumppanin orgasmi oikea.
- Voit onnitella joukkuekaveriasi ilman että koskettelet hänen takamustaan.
- Jos sinulla on finni, osaat peittää sen.
- Sinun ei tarvitse kouraista jalkoväliäsi tasaisin väliajoin tarkistaaksesi onko sukukalleutesi vielä tallella.
- Osaat pukeutua hyvin ihan itse.
- Sinulla on tekosyy olla totaalinen narttu ja hirviö ainakin kerran kuussa.
- Pystyt juttelemaan vastakkaiselle sukupuolelle ilman että samalla kuvittelet heidät alasti.
- Jos menet naimisiin itseäsi 20 vuotta nuoremman kanssa, olet itsekin tietoinen siitä, että näytät idiootilta.
- Ystäväsi eivät pidä sinua outona jos kysyt onko sinulla pinaattia hampaiden välissä.
- On hetkiä jolloin suklaa todella ratkaisee kaikki ongelmat.

Kiits Reba_86 :P

Like whoa
You know
Girl you're the star of my show
In this club
Poppin bub
The way you shakin deservin some dubs
Turn around
Make it bounce
Shake it like you come from out of town
Whats yo name?
Whats yo sign?
Girl you leavin with me tonight

Mami shake it like you care for me
You know I like it when you do that little dance for me
Mami I'm just trynna get you in my room
And see that big badabing go badaboom

This one, I seen
Couldn't believe the ass in them jeans
To myself, had to think
'Any room for me up in them jeans?'
Ghetto star
You are
Eat you up like a chocolate bar
What's yo name?
What's yo sign?
Damn you got me weeping inside

I wanna see ya badabing go badaboom
And my house got a wing, with a lotta rooms
I can do a lotta things, get you hot as June
I wanna watch ya body swing to the hottest grooves
I'm trynna slide behind it when you throw it 'round
So I can ride and grind it, when you slow it down
Bring it from the top, then take it to da bottom
I'm clingin to ya top, trynna make it to ya oh
The way you move is fab-u-losa
It makes me wanna grab you closa
You know I like it when ya bounce, bounce
Throw ya hands up and ya bounce, bounce
I don't back down, when I'm pressin ya
I'm finna lay the smack down like the wrestler
But nobody get it ta poppin like this man can
Have them girls get it to poppin on a handstand
...Ghetto

//B2K - Badaboom

Kyllä siitä on jo kolme vuotta, vanhaksi tässä ollaan tulossa...voi niitä aikoja kun oltiin viel nuoria ja hurjia ja aina vaan jakso eikä koskaan ollu edes huono elämä. Nyt sitä alkaa jo niin vanha ja väsyny että on vähä liian hapokasta välillä ;).

(Maiju: now ya'll suckers got served...)

I'm a woman and lord knows it's hard
I need a real man to give me what I need
Sweet attention, love and tenderness
When it's real it's unconditional, I'm telling y'all

Cause a man just ain't a man,
If he aint' man enough
To love you when you're right,
Love you when you're wrong
Love you when you're weak,
Love you when you're strong
Take you higher
When the world got you feelin low.
He's givin' you his last, cuz he's thinking of you first
Given comfort when he's thinking that you're hurt
That's what's done when you really love someone
I'm telling ya'll, I'm telling ya'll.

Cause you're a real man and lord knows it's hard
Sometimes you just need a woman's touch
Sweet affection, love and support
When it's real, it's unconditional, I'm telling ya'll

Oh cause a woman ain't a woman if she ain't woman enough
To love you when you're right
Love you when you're wrong
Love you when you're weak,
Love you when you're strong
Take you higher
When the world got you feelin low.
She's giving you her best, even when you're at your worst
Givin comfort, when she's thinking that you're hurt
That's what's done, when you really love someone
I'm telling ya'll

Sometimes you gonna argue
Sometimes you gonna fight
Sometimes it's gonna feel like it will never be right
But something so strong, keeps you holdin' on
It don't make sense, but it make a good song

//A. Keys

Pull up your pants
(Just Like Em')
Take out the trash
(Just Like Em')
You can dig cash like em'
Fast like em'
Girl you outta act like ya dig
(What I'm talkin' bout')
Security codes on everything
Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring
(Joint Account)
And another one he don't know about

Wish we could switch up the roles
And I could be that...
Tell you I love you
But when you call I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me?...
Like where you be at?
Cause I'm out 4 in the morning
On the corna roll'n
Do'n my own thing
Ohh

What if I?
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?
Or would they still apply?
If I played you like a toy?
Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy

Can't be get'n mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!

Girl go head and be...
(Just Like Em')
Go run the streets
(Just Like Em')
come home late say sleep like em'
Creep like em'
Front with ya friends
Act hard when you're with em' like em'
(What)
Keep a straight face when ya tell a lie
Always keep an anti-alibi
(Keep Him In The Dark)
What he don't know won't break his heart

If I was always gone
With the sun get'n home
(Would Ya Like That?)
Told you I was with my crew
When I knew it wasn't true
(Would Ya Like That?)
If I act like you
Walk A mile off in yo shoes
(Would Ya Like That?)
I'm mess'n with your head again
Dose of your own medicine

If I played you...
Would yo like that?
Had friends...
Would you like that?
Nother car?
Would you like that?
Hell naw
You wouldn't like that
No!

//Ciara

Did you really think that you would keep a secret from me?
When I know you like the back of my hand, come on now
I can tell when you're on the low tryna hide something
Tryna hide something, You can't hide nothing
I been watching you for a minute, I already know
Whatchu doing, you can't hide it from me, come on now
I can tell when you're on the low tryna hide something
Tryna hide something, You can't hide nothing

Ima call you out, Ima call you out

Im the illest chick you ever met, You know thats a fact
I'll cut you off in a minute, Boy if you make me
You'll never catch me asleep, I'm awake baby
I'm awake baby, You can't front on me
You can save all your tired lies for someone who cares
I be seeing right through em, No time to waste now
You will never catch me asleep, I'm awake homie
I'm awake homie, You can't front on me

Ima stay down
Ima ice grill ya
You don't know by now?
You should get familiar
You got a hundred stories,
You be fake thuggin'
If you think I'm believin you?
You must be buggin'
I'm like a fortune teller
I can see em comin'
If he's runnin games,
Ima keep em runnin
The day you play me
That'll be the day you're gone
You can front now
But later on...

//Cassie

It's impossible
It's impossible to love you
If you don't let me know what you're feeling
It's impossible for me to give you what you need
If you always hide it from me

I don't know what hurt you
I just, I wanna make it right
Cos boy I'm sick and tired of trying to read your mind

It's impossible
Oh baby it's impossible for me to love you
It's the way it is
It's impossible
Oh baby it's impossible
If you makin' it this way

Impossible to make it easy
If you always tryin' to make it so damn hard
How can I, how can I give you all my love, baby
If you're always, always puttin' up your guard

This is not a circus
Don't you play me for a clown
How long can emotions keep on goin' up and down

//Aguilera