Officer Michaels: This job isn't really how you know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force, I assumed there was semen on everything. And there was some huge semen database that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't! That doesn't exist! I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen. It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today. If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen. Story of my life.
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(hmm taisin kattoo superbadin kolme kertaa kahen vuorokauden sisällä)