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1. Valitse luku kuinka monta kertaa viikossa haluaisit seksiä.
(Mieluummin enemmän kuin yksi, vähemmän kuitenkin kuin 10)

2. Kerro luku kahdella. (vähän röyhistelyä)


3. Lisää lukuun 5.


4. Kerro saamasi luku 50:lla.

5. JOS olet jo viettänyt synttäreitäsi tänä vuonna
lisää lukuun 1756.....
jos et ole, lisää 1755.........

6. Nyt vähennä saamastasi luvusta syntymävuotesi (neljä numeroa)


7. plussaaa vielä kaksi.

Nyt sulla pitäis olla kalkulaattorissa (tai päässä) kolmilukuinen numero.
Eka numero on se kuinka monta kertaa haluisit saada viikossa seksiä.


Seuraavat kaksi numeroa......

SUN IKÄ!!!

1. Olenko mielestäsi hauska
2. Olenko mielestäsi komea?
3. Mitä muuttaisit minussa, jos voisit?
4. Haluaisitko halata minua?
5. Haluaisitko suudella minua?
6. Ketä julkisuuden henkilöä muistutan mielestäsi eniten?
7. Onko minulla suloinen hymy?
8. Oletko saanut minut joskus itkemään?
9. Oletko valehdellut tässä kyselyssä?
10. Mitä tekisit jos kuulisit minun kuolleen?
11. Olenko hyvä kaverisi?
12. Kauan olemme tunteneet?
13. Koska viimeksi näimme?
14. Hymyilenkö usein?
15. Olenko ilkeä
16. Olenko ärsyttävä
17. Olenko mielestäsi sexikäs?
18. Olenko mielestäsi nätti?
19. Olenko mielestäsi kiva?
20. Muuta sanottavaa?

MIKSI pizza toimitetaan nopeammin asiakkaalle kuin ambulanssi saapuu perille?
MIKSI luisteluhallin edessä on parkkipaikka liikuntavammaisille?
MIKSI naiset laittavat ripsiväriä aina suu auki?
MIKSI sana lyhenne ei ole lyhyempi?
MITEN kyltti "kiellettyä astua nurmikolle" on saatu keskelle nurmikkoa?
MIKSI täytyy käyttää käynnistä-valikkoa, kun haluaa sulkea Windowsin?
MIKSI kissanruokaa ei ole hiiren makuisena?
MIKSI koiranruoka-tölkissä lukee; "entistä parempi maku" - kuka on testannut sen?
MIKSI painat kaukosäätimen nappuloita lujempaa, kun patterit ovat melkein tyhjät?
MIKSI Nooa ei lyönyt hyttysparia kuoliaaksi?
MIKSI laitoksilla ja paikoilla, jotka ovat 24 tuntia vuorokaudessa auki, on ylipäänsä lukot?
MIKSI Jumala on antanut miehille sekä aivot että munat, mutta ei tarpeeksi verta niiden käyttämiseen yhtä aikaa?


Jos lukiessasi hymyilit edes kerran, sinun täytyy kopioida tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, jos haluat myös muiden hymyilevän,

Välitätkö musta ? Miksi ?
Jos Kerrot, niin minä vastaan sinulle.<3

Lisää tämä omaan blokiisi, niin näet kuinka moni ihminen välittää sinusta ja miksi.

niin se vaihtu vuosi, toivottavasti muilla oli kivempaa ku mulla...
mun vuosi vaihtu keuhkoputkentulehdusta potiessa lääkekuurilla :(

Viimesiä viedään vuodelta 2007, se on fakta. Joten olisi mukavaa jos sinä kertoisit parhaan muiston/hetken minun seurassani vuodelta 2007, tämän jälkeen lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja ylläty miten paljon muistoja sinulla on vuodelta 2007.

JOS SAISIT MINUT SINUN HUONEESEEN
LUKITTUNA 24 TUNNIKSI JA SAISIT TEHDÄ KANSSANI IHAN MITÄ VAIN, MITÄ TEKISIT?
JÄTÄ KOMMENTTI JA SITTEN KOPIOI TÄMÄ OMAAN PÄIVÄKIRJAASI
JA KATSO MITÄ MUUT SANOVAT SAATAT YLLÄTTYÄ..
JOS ET VASTAA JA KOPIOI TÄTÄ NIIN OLET VALITTETAVASTI PELKURI....

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi

1. Älä varasta köyhiltä, jos he huomaavat. (Frida 6v.)
2. Älä anna vauvoille sipulia. Minä olen kerran kokeillut. (Thea 7v.)
3. Lyö toista vain jos on ihan pakko. (Henriette 7v.)
4. Älä puhu pahaa kenenkään selän vieressä. (Oscar 7v.)
5. Ole niin kiltti kuin pystyt, mutta muuten voit tehdä mitä haluat. (Glenn 6v.)
6. Kuuntele aina äitiä, ja sitä mitä äänensävyä hän käyttää. (Thomas 7v.)
7. Varjele itseäsi. (Kristin 8v.)
8. Jos joku lyö sinua, niin ole kuin et kuulisikaan. (Sebastian 6v.)
9. Rakasta Jumalaa tosi paljon, vaikka se on vaikeaa eikä häntä näy vaikka huutaisi "Tule esiin! " (Robin 6v.)
10.Älä himoitse aviopuolisosi asioita. Ja Äitienpäivänä pitää laulaa, muuten alkaa jumalaton meteli. (Tom 9v.)

SUKUPUOLI: naaras
SYNTYMÄAIKA: 7.12
OLIKO SE VIRHE: ei tietenkään
SISARUKSET: 1 pikkusisko ja 2 isosiskoo
TOIVEAMMATTI: emmä tiä
KIINNOSTUKSEN KOHTEET: seki riippuu olotilasta
SUURIN HAAVEESI: lakata köyhtymästä ja rikastua ;D

MITÄ MERKKIÄ POLTAT: sinistä smartia
OLETKO KOKEILLUT HUUMEITA: juu
ULKONÄKÖ: siniset silmät, punertavat hiukset
PAINO: ??

TYÖPAIKAT: keittiöillä yms.
ASIAT, JOITA TYKKÄÄT TEHDÄ: viettää aika ystävien kanssa
ASIAT, JOITA KERÄÄT: kaikenlaista krääsää tulee välillä kerättyä
PARAS JUOMA: vesi,cocis
PARAS SARJAKUVA: karvinen, aku ankka

MUSIIKKIMAKU: melkein kaikki menee
SUOSIKKIBÄNDIT / ARTISTIT: yö
PARAS URHEILULAJI: jääkiekko, formula
LEMPIMAA: suomi
PARAS NÄYTTELIJÄ: monia
PARAS VUODENAIKA: kesä
PARAS KAUPUNKI: tampere tietty :)
PARAS TV-OHJELMA: realityt, salatut, heroes, pako
PARAS LÄTKÄJOUKKUE: ilves
IHANNENAINEN:mikä kysymys tää on?
HARRASTUKSET: koirat ja leffat
YLEISIMMIN KÄYTETYT SANAT/LAUSEET: jaa jaa... ei se oo nii justiinsa

KÄNNYKKÄ: nokia
MIKÄ ELÄIN OLISIT: possu :D
KORUT: korvissa
KIELITAITO: suomi

LAULATKO SUIHKUSSA: en
KEITTOTAITO: hyvä
HYVEET: luotettavuus, iloisuus
PAHEET: tupakka, väsyneenä tulee välillä valitettua
MITÄ VAIHTAISIT ULKONÄÖSSÄSi: silmät
VIIME ITKU: muutama päivä sit
HUONE: 39 neliöö
KENGÄN KOKO: 35-36
KIROILETKO: valitettavasti joka päivä
TULETKO TOIMEEN VANHEMPIESI KANSSA: juu
LEMPIJÄÄTELÖ: suklaa
ÄRSYTTÄVIN ASIA MITÄ IHMINEN VOI TEHDÄ: valehdella
PARAS NEUVO JONKA OLET SAANUT: pidä huolta omista asioista
KETÄ/MITÄ AJATTELET NYT: mihin mä taas ryhdyin
LEMPIVAATTEET: verkkarit ja gollegepaita
LEMPIVAATEMERKKI: niitä käytetään mitä on
ASUTKO VANHEMPIESI KANSSA: en
OVATKO VANHEMPASI ERONNEET: on
MILLAISESSA TALOSSA ASUT: kerrostalossa
ONKO SINULLA OMA TIETOKONE: on
KUINKA VANHANA KOIT ENSISUUDELMAN: 13
EI URHEILULLINEN PELI, JOSTA PIDÄT ENITEN: alias
TYHMIN JUTTU, MINKÄ OLET KOSKAAN TEHNYT: ei kehtaa kertoo
SUOSIKKIASIAT KESÄSSÄ: grillaaminen, aurinko
SUOSIKKIASIAT SYKSYSSÄ: värikkyys
SUOSIKKIASIAT TALVESSA: niitä ei oo
SUOSIKKIASIAT KEVÄÄSSÄ: talvi on ohi ja kesä tulossa

HAUSKIN TUNTEMASI IHMINEN: juulia
SUOSIKKILOMA: ne on kaikki kivoja
PARAS OSA SANOMALEHDESTÄ: sarjakuvat
MILLAINEN HIIRIMATTOSI ON: en omista
HUONOIN FIILIS: morkkis
PARAS FIILIS: onnellisuus
ENSIMMÄINEN AJATUS AAMULLA, KUN HERÄÄT:paljonko kello on
TULETKO MERISAIRAAKSI: harvemmin

VUORISTORATA - HUBAA VAI NOT: hubaa
KUULAKÄRKI- VAI LYIJYKYNÄ: kuula
MONTA KERTAA PUHELIN SOI ENNEN KUIN VASTAAT: se riippuu et kuinka pian löydän sen
PUHELIMEN SOITTOÄÄNI: yön vie mut minne vaan tai mitä ny puhelin suostuu soittaa
TYKKÄÄTKO AJAA AUTOA: kyllä
ENSIMMÄINEN AUTOSI:en ole vielä omistanut
KENET HALUAISIT TAVATA: emmä tiä
POJAT:ihania
TYTÖT: jotkut osaa olla ärsyttäviä
MINKÄ VÄRISIKSI VÄRJÄISIT HIUKSESI: hmm... punaseks
MITÄ ON SEINILLÄSI: tauluja, kello, lasihyllyt
ONKO LASI PUOLIKSI TYHJÄ VAI PUOLIKSI TÄYNNÄ: puoliksi täynnä
PEPSI VAI COCA-COLA: cola
VASEN VAI OIKEA KÄSI: vasen
MITEN KIRJOITAT KONEELLA: kaikilla sormilla
MIKÄ PUUTARHATYÖKALU OLISIT: lapio
MITÄ ON SÄNKYSI ALLA: tyhjää
ONNENLUKU: 7
MILLÄ NIMILLÄ LIIKUT NETISSÄ: sipe73 tai sanni84
LEMPIKAPPALEESI: yön biiseistä mikä vaa
OLETKO KOSKAAN PETTÄNYT SEURUSTELUKUMPPANIASI: en
ONKO SINUA PETETTY SEURUSTELUSUHTEESSA: on
MITÄ SINÄ HALUAT ELÄMÄLTÄ: kaikkea hyvää
TOIVOTKO KUOLEVASI: no en

OLETKO TÄYSIN HETERO: jep
MITÄ SINULLA ON TÄLLÄ HETKELLÄ YLLÄSI: farkut ja villapaita
MILLOIN SINÄ ITKET:se vähän riippuu
PIDÄTKÖ RUNOISTA: kyllä
VIILTELETKÖ/OLETKO VIILLELLYT: olen
MILLAINEN AJATUSMAAILMA SINULLA ON: sitä ei moni ymmärrä

KENEN LUOKSE NYT HALUAISIT: tässä on hyvä
ONKO SINULLA TATUOINTEJA TAI LÄVISTYKSIÄ: korvis
MIKÄ ON NUKKUMAANMENOAIKASI: riippuu
OLETKO NS. NETTINÖRTTI: en
OLETKO USKOLLINEN: olen
MYÖNNÄTKÖ SINUSSA OLEVAN BISEKSUAALISIA PIIRTEITÄ: en
VAI OLETKO HOMO/LESBO: en
OLETKO KOSKAAN SUUDELLUT SAMAA SUKUPUOLTA OLEVAA: pussannu joskus
HALUAISITKO: en

VOISITKO RAKASTUA SAMAA SUKUPUOLTA OLEVAAN: en
ONKO SINULLA SALAISIA FETISSEJÄ: ei
ONKO SINULLA ISOT PUHELINLASKUT: on ne vähän liian isot
KUKA MAKSAA LASKUSI: itse
ONKO SINULLA AJOKORTTI: on
LEMPIKEKSI: suklaapisara
ÄÄNEKKÄIN IHMINEN JONKA TUNNET: mä
PARAS AIKA VUOROKAUDESTA: ilta
IKÄVIN AIKA VUOROKAUDESTA: aamu
PARAS PÄIVÄ VIIKOSTA: perjantai
VÄHITEN KIVOIN PÄIVÄ: maanantai
IKÄVIN KUUKAUSI: tammikuu
KETÄ AJATTELET NYT: en ketään
PÄIVÄMÄÄRÄ JA KELLONAIKA: 16.11 klo 13.03