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Lukee kalenteria: Heeeeeeeeiii, satu kato, LAISKIAISPÄIVÄ!!!!!!

I don't like girl who smoke..
-Well, I'm not looking for a guy, so...?

Minna was our guide and we were sssssssoooo lost! : D <3

gRandEE sanoo:
Länsiväylällä väärään suuntaan ajanut auto pelästytti useat kuskit ja aiheutti lopulta yhden nokkakolarin Espoossa perjantaina puolen päivän aikaan.

gRandEE sanoo:
MITÄ OOOT MENNY TEKEMÄÄ

gRandEE sanoo:
kuka anto auton sun käsiin

Satu: Tos oli pussauskoppi.
Tiia: Ai mitä siellä tehään?
Nelli: Soitetaan kaverille..
Tiia: Ai.. no miks sen nimi sitte on pussauskoppi?

Hiplaa tissejään:
Hmmm. vähä jännät....

Felix: Hei satu, eiks kampis oo niken kauppa?
Satu: on, kui?
Felix: No mä oon aina kelannu et se iso kyltti on vaan kusetust!

- Felix on ihana, asuu jossai kuopios päin, kerran käyny hesas. : )
Minna: PUHUUKS SE SUOMEE?!

Haluatko hyvää seksiä?

- Ai et vai? Lähe sit mun matkaa

Riku: susta vois tulla malli
Satu: joo ei tällä naamalla
Riku: kai ne sut meikkais!

M: satu hei.. ku mä vaan mietin, kuinka vanhoja me oltii 12 v?

My trip to America.

Hello. I am a very big negro called Mutumbu. I used to live in a small village called… well a village anyway. One fine day I was answering to the nature’s call. Suddenly, I was surrendered by white men. They told me to put my hands behind my neck. It was quite embarrasing you know, standing in front of twenty American soldiers without pants. They took me to a big ship called “The negro ship”. I wonder what that means. We sailed and sailed and sailed. It was kind of one sided. We ate, went to bed, ate, went to bed, ate and so on. We sailed about twenty years (yea, right). When we finally reached America, about hundred and twenty of us had died. Then they took us to a big platform. Somebody bought me or something, and now I work in cottonfields.

with love – Mutumbu