You: HELLO
Stranger: hi. how ru
You: i'm finee. you honey `?
Stranger: all fine. just got off work. having a drink.
You: ME TOO
Stranger: what? just got off or having a drink?
You: having a drink
Stranger: what are you having?
You: vodka
Stranger: good choice=) I'm having a beer for now, but then it's off to the bar and who knows.
You: sex sex sex
Stranger: lol. yeah maybe.
You: XD
Stranger: guess it depends on how much I have to drink.
You: or if someone consents to have sex with you
Stranger: that's usually not a problem.
You: yea right
You: show me your pic
Stranger: ok, hold on a sec. I'll send you a link.
Stranger: is nude ok?
You: ok
You: helouuuu ?
Stranger: well damn. I can't find a goatse pic that I can link. so go fuck your mother or something