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hahhahahah TÄNÄÄ HUUMAN HEIKKI TAILORE JOUTUU KÄRSII DUUDSONIEN KEKSIMÄN RANGAISTUKSEN "RISTUS NOTTA"

Testaa mikä vuosikymmen sinä olisit.

50-luku
[x] Autot ovat kivoja.
[] Asun maalla.
[] Seuraan urheilua, etenkin olympialaisia.
[] Olen lukenut Tuntemattoman sotilaan.
[] Chevrolet on paras!
[] Jollakin perheestäni on moottoripyörä.
[] Minulla on nahkatakki.
[] Omistan poolopaidan.
[] Minulla on koululaukku repun tilalta.
[] Rock'n roll on parasta!
TOTAL: 1

60-luku
[] Mekot ovat ihania.
[] Pidän paljon mustaa ja valkoista.
[] Kuviolliset vaatteet ovat hienompia, kuin yksiväriset.
[] Käytän hiuspantoja.
[] Käytän paljon ripsaria.
[] Käytän mieluiten matalia kenkiä.
[] Levyraati on/oli hyvä ohjelma.
[] Lemon on/oli hyvä yhtye.
[] Käytän tai olen käyttänyt LSD:tä.
[] Olut on hyvää.
TOTAL: 0

70-luku
[] Omistan pillifarkut.
[] Minulla on pitkät hiukset.
[] Käytän usein urheiluvaatteita arkivaatteina.
[] Korkeakorkoiset kengät on hot!
[] Taskustani löytyy aina kampa.
[] Omistan Marimekon pallopaidan.
[] Hiukseni ovat usein kiinni.
[] Vakosamettivaatteet ovat suosikkejani.
[] Minulla on ollut/ on permanentti.
[] Omistan myös todella leveälahkeiset housut.
TOTAL: 1

80-luku
[] Pallokuvio on hienoa.
[x] Kotonani on tietokone.
[] Olen käynyt kuntosalilla.
[] Minulla on jotakin seuraavista vaatemerkeistä: Kappa, Lacoste, Levi's, Benetton, Hugo Boss.
[] Minulla on/on ollut permanentti.
[] Pidän värikkäistä vaatteista.
[x] Neonvärit ovat hienoja.
[] Omistan Michael Jacksonin levyn/vinyylin.
[] Olen nähnyt Hohdon.
[x] Olen tilannut pizzaa kotiin.
TOTAL: 3

90-luku
[] Kannatan EU:ta.
[] Olen ollut ensiapukurssilla tai luovuttanut verta.
[] Olen elänyt laman aikana.
[x] Pidän Apulannasta.
[] Pidän Zen Cafesta.
[] Läskipohjaiset kengät on <3
[x] Omistan jojon.
[x] Olen joskus leikkinyt jojolla.
[] Prinsessa Dianan kuolema koskettaa yhä minua.
[x] Kotonani on tietokone ja internet.
TOTAL: 4

2000-luku
[] Kuuntelen enimmäkseen rock-musiikkia.
[x] Haaveilen trimmatusta vartalosta.
[x] Vaatetyylini vaihtelee usein.
[] Meikkaan.
[] Olen käynyt plastiikkakirurgilla.
[] Voisin mennä plastiikkakirurgille.
[] Minulla on/on ollut syömishäiriö.
[] Tilaan/olen tilannut kotiini jotakin naistenlehteä.
[] Olen sitä mieltä, että lihavuus on itsehillinnän puutetta.
[] Käyttäydyn yleensä huonosti.
TOTAL: 2

oon 90-luku

oon ollu eilisest lähtien kipee

A = olen rakastunut
B = tykkään juoda
C = bitch
D = horo
E = en ajattele muita
F = onko mulla aivot
G = isänmaallinen
H = rakastan sua
I = hyvä sängyssä
J = mulla on elämä
K = juon vettä, en kaljaa
L = vedän jätkiä puoleeni
M = kaikki säälii mua
N = oon hyvä nuolee
O = päivä kerrallaan
P = ajattelen kaksimielisesti
R = pissikset on daa
S = oon kunnon fruittari
T = koita pysyy mun mukana
U = mulla menee lujaa
V = nukun 24/7


Mä:
T = koita pysyy mun mukana
E = en ajattele muita
R = pissikset on daa
O = päivä kerrallaan

mun isoveli:
T = koita pysyy mun mukana
O = päivä kerrallaan
N = oon hyvä nuolee
I = hyvä sängyssä

KAIVA KÄNNYKKÄSI YHTEYSTIETOLUETTELO ESIIN JA KATSO KARUT TOTUUDET

1. ON APINA !
- Aleksi Esko

5. SEURUSTELEE KANSSASI VUODEN PÄÄSTÄ.
- apk

10, 11 JA 13 HARRASTAVAT KIMPPAKIVAA
- eetu,essi,hätänumero

20 ON SALAA IHASTUNUT ISÄÄSI.
- jesse

21 ON OIKEASTI KOTOISIN KUUSTA.
- jiro

25 VIHAA SINUA.
- juho vitut vihaa

27 JA 29 SEURUSTELEVAT.
- jussi ja kalle eklin

30 JA 39 OLISIVAT TÄYDELLINEN PARI.
-kalle2 ja joni

41 ON OIKEASTI HOPPARI.
- patrikin koti

48 KYSYY SINUA TREFFEILLE.
- santeri vitut toi homo

50 EI TUNNE SINUA.
- tiuhti ihan sama

51 HALUAA SINUA ILTAISIN
- tommi vitut

60 RUNKKAA JUURI NYT.
- toni hytti

61 AJATTELEE SINUA ENNEN NUKKUMAANMENOAAN.
- toni veli

meijän vartiokylän ala-aste täyttää tänää 60-vuotta

tänää oli just helmi päivä juho,minä ja arttu käytii alepas ostaa karkkii,sipsii ja 3tlk alkoholitont siiderii ja 2edii ja mentii meille ja meil me oltii iha aineis kiitti teille täst päiväst otetaa uusiks

ÄLÄ LUE!!!

Vuonna 2004 nuori yhdysvaltalainen mies joutui kotimaansa armeijan uhriksi. Hänet pakotettiin pesemään osastonsa lattia omalla sähköhammasharjallaan, syömään mikrossa lämmitettyä kissanruokaa, juoksemaan jokapäivä harjoituskentän ympäri 79 kertaa jonka päälle hän sai yrittää juoda vain väkiviina-etikkaa. Lisäksi hän joutui tehdä miinakentän puhdistuksia side silmillään sekä sukeltajan räpylät jaloissaan ja lopulta hänet lavastettiin syylliseksi jääden kiinni kannabiksen poltosta. Juuri kun tilanne näytti helpottuvan, hän joutuikin värvätyksi sotaan Irakiin. Siellä hän päätyi ammutuksi, tosin ei vihollisen toimesta. Päivä ennen kuolettavaa (armo)laukausta, hän heräsi täysin alastomana leirin vartiokoiran kopista eikä muistanut edellisestä illasta ja yöstä yhtään mitään. Selässään hänellä oli tussilla kirjoitettu iso teksti missä luki "I did it for transgenders like me" ja vartiokoira löytyi leirin ruokavarastosta, missä se oli päästänyt tarpeitaan osan ruoan päälle ja osan se oli syönyt. Yllään koiralla oli miehen alushousut ja violetti puuhka. Mies lähti paniikissa juoksemaan edelleen täysin alastomana kohti aavikkoa toistaen samalla sanoja "HOLY CREEPING JEEBIES!"
Nyt kun olet nähnyt ja toistanut mielessäsi nuo ylläolevat sanat, tulet tapaamaan ammutun miehen. Ensi yönä, kun olet nukahtanut, mies ilmestyy peittosi alle ja alkaa taukoamatta hymäilemään light jazzin hittejä vuosilta 1978-1986.
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