"Sexuality is fluid. Whether you're gay or you're straight or you're bisexual, you just go with the flow."
"She's way femmy on the coiffure tip."
"Give me the phone. Hey, Leese? Hi, Look. It - it completely slipped our minds. Look, you have to stop being such a lesbian. No, it's not cute. And you are gonna chase the girls away, I promise."
"What the fuck is so great about feeling? Because I finally let myself. And I feel like my heart's been completely ripped out."
"It's because Mr. Piddles was gonna inherit Dana's fortune and Tonya murdered him so she could be the next in line, right? Right? Drop it."
"I don't have a plan. That's the point."
"I think people like to categorize things too much."
"Cool. If the person's not for you, pull your ear, and that means "outta there". And I'll do this. *Rubs her nose*"
"I would pee standing up on every bush I could find."
"Oh, I think he's referring to... bean-fiddlers?"
"You do not talk too much. That's the thing. Talking too much can kill it. You don't tell your life story, and you don't let them tell theirs."
"Oh, quit bein' such a les!"
"Flavoring? In my coffee? What the fuck is he talking about with the flavoring?"
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