IRC-Galleria

SINUSTA
Varattu vai sinkku ? - sinkku
Miksi ? - no olenpas vain =)
Oletko koskaan antanut pusua tai suudellut ketään joka alkaa:
S:llä ? - kyll
tai M:llä ? - kyll
Entäpä I:llä? - en varmaankaan :_D
A:lla? - ei muistikuvia :D
tai J:llä? - kyllä.
Viimeisin mokailusi ? -varmaan lauantai.
Onko sinulla salaisuuksia joita kukaan muu ei tiedä ? - on :D
Ketä ajattelit ensimmäiseksi aamulla ? - hhrr :DD
Kadutko mitään elämässäsi ? - todellakin!
Rakastatko / Vihaatko ketään ? - kyllä.
Oletko onnellinen ? - kaippa mää sitten oon *?:O
Monelta menit eilen nukkumaan ? - öö joskus puol 3
Haluaisitko elää jonkun päivän uudestaan ? - todellakin =)
Viimeisin juomasi alkoholijuoma ? - kalja :)
OLETKO?
Homo - joo
Ovela - kylli
Ihastunut - ehkä pikkuset :P
Ollut baarissa alaikäisenä - kyllä :D viimeks lauantaina :DD
Ollut strippiklubilla - en.
Nukkunut samassa sängyssä vastakkaisen sukupuolen kanssa - juu
Juonut vieraan pullosta, tietämättä mitä siinä on - joo :D
Rakastunut ensisilmäyksellä? - : D joo :D mutta en tosisaan :D
Kokeillut nuuskaa - kyllä.
Polttanut - aina ♥
Oksentanut julkisesti - jhuu
Lukiossa - en todellakaan!
Itkenyt elokuvan aikana - kyllä
Onnellinen - ehkäpä joo
Särkenyt jonkun sydämen - luultavasti en tiä :D
Valvonut koko yön - kylli ;)
Katunut tekojasi -joo enkä halua muistaa -.-
Vienyt toisen miehen - njäh en kai :DD
ONKO?
Joku vienyt sinulta miehen -öhöm,siitä ei puhuta! (ON!)
Tatuoitu mies seksikäs - ei liikaa. :)
Joku särkenyt sydämesi - kyllä. :´(
Poikaystäväsi kohdellut sinua väkivaltaisesti - on :D
Suomalaisissa jokin vika - kusipäitä :D paskanpuhujia..no ei :D
Ulkomaalaisissa jokin vika - kaikki,hinttejä :D
Mielessäsi alkoholipitoinen viikonloppu - kyllä♥
YLEISTÄ:
Mihin haluaisit nyt? - kaljaa :D
Haluatko mennä naimisiin? - kyllikki
Montako lasta haluat saada? - 2
Pitääkö kukaan sinusta? - ei varmaankaan :D
Oletko pitänyt jostain henkilöstä joka on kohdellut sinua huonosti? - kyllä olen..
Mitä jos voittaisit lotossa miljoonan? - joisin pään täyteen ja lähtisin ulkomaille :)
Mitä jos joku kosisi sinua? - riippuu kuka ;D
Mitä jos silmäsi olisivat yhtäkkiä eriväriset? - se ois sitten että voi voi :D
TURHAMAISUUS:
Sano kolme tavaraa mitä näät sinun vasemmalla puolella? - puhelin,kynä,cD
Kuinka monta kenkä/laukku paria sinulla on? - kaikki on vkl:n jäljiltä rikki :D
Menetkö sateella ulos? - jhuu,riippuu
Oletko ollut alasti ulkona? -kyllä olen,monestikki :)
RAKKAUS/SUHTEET:
Oletko koskaan ihastunut varattuihin? - kyllä olen.
Toimivatko kaukosuhteet? - ei toimi .
Oletko suudellut henkilöä jonka nimi alkaa J:kirjaimella? - kyllä olen.
Oletko himoinnut kaverin kumppania? - en.
Seurustelisitko 5 vuotta vanhemman kanssa? - kyllä :D
Oletko suudellut henkilöä jonka nimi alkaa R:kirjaimella? - olen :D
Pussannut serkkuasi? - öö en varmaankaa :D
Mitä mieltä olet yhden illan jutuista? - se on vähän paska homma,mutta sen voi laittaa kännin piikkiin :D
Oletko ikinä herännyt väärästä sängystä? - kaippa mää oon :D
Ikävöitkö ketään? - no een erityisemmi
VIIMEISIN
Henkilö joka ärsyttää? - ....
Paikka jossa joit alkoholia? - kannus ja sievi :D
Henkilö joka piti viimeksi sinua kädestä kiinni? - ei tuu nyt mieleen :D
Viimeinen kappale jonka kuuntelit? - memories :D

Ruotsalainen
[x] Pidät muumeista
[ ] Puhut neitimäisesti
[x] Yrität olla kohtelias
[ ] Du förstår svenska jättebra!
[ ] Sinulla on blondit hiukset
[ ] Syöt jouluisin paljon laatikkoruokia
[x] Haluaisit risteilylle Ruotsiin
[ ] Katsoit lapsena ruotsinkielisiä lastenohjelmia
[ ] Olet ollut rapujuhlissa
[ ] Paikkakunnallasi puhutaan ainakin osittain ruotsia
Total: 3
Venäläinen
[x] Suutut nopeasti
[ ] Pidät lumesta tai karvalakeista
[x] Ihosi on todella vaalea etkä rusketu helposti
[ ] Tykkäät syödä erilaisia keittoja
[x] Kiroilet paljon
[x] Sinulla on usein kylmä
[x] Mutta silti pärjäät hyvin kylmässä ilmassa
[ ] Tunnet jonkun Natashan
[ ] Olet mielestäsi aina oikeassa
[ ] "Fuck beer, it's all about the vodka"
Total: 5
Irlantilainen
[x] Sinulla on vihreät tai siniset silmät
[x] Olet välillä hyvin äänekäs
[ ] Pidät säkkipillimusiikista
[ ] Et käytä alushousuja kun pukeudut hameeseen
[½] Olet iloinen persoona
[ ] Sinulla on terävä r-äänne
[x] Mielestäsi kalja on parhainta
[ ] Sukulaisesi asuu Irlannissa
[½] Pidät vihreästä väristä
[ ] Sukunimesi loppuu ley, ly, on, un, en, an, ry tai ny -päätteeseen
Total: 4
Saksalainen
[ ] Syöt paljon leipää tai makkaraa, ja juot yleensä kaljaa
[ ] Tiedät mikä Schnitzel on
[x] Kuulut evankelisluterilaiseen kirkkoon
[ ] Ihmiset sanovat sinua välillä natsiksi
[x] Juot kokiksen ilman jäitä
[ ] Opit lukemaan alle kuusivuotiaana
[ ] Olet yli 170 cm
[ ] Ku olet vihainen, puheestasi huomaa tietyn aksentin
[ ] Trancemusiikki on suosikkisi
[ ] Olet ollut Oktoberfesteillä
Total: 2
Ranskalainen
[ ] Olet itsekeskeinen
[x] Pidät enemmän vaaleasta kuin tummasta leivästä
[ ] Amelie on lempielokuvasi
[ ] Raitapaidat ovat mielestäsi kivoja
[ ] Seuraat muotia
[ ] Teet kaiken sivistyneesti
[½] Syöt aina alku- ja jälkiruoan
[ ] Et osaa puhua englantia
[ ] Kotonasi on uima-allas
[ ] Haluaisit olla taiteilija
Total: 1½
Espanjalainen
[x] Olet seurannut Serranon Perhettä
[x] Pidät tacoista
[x] Puhut nopeasti
[x] Hiuksesi ovat värjätyt
[ ] Olet käynyt Kanarialla 2 kertaa
[x] Tykkäät enemmän kuumasta kuin kylmästä
[ ] Rakastat saada huomiota vierailta miehiltä
[ ] Ja mielestäsi tummat ja karvaiset lihaskimput ovat seksikkäitä
[x] Pidät kokkaamisesta
[ ] Uit usein meressä
Total: 6
Italialainen
[ ] The Sopranos on mielestäsi hyvä
[x] Sukunimesi päättyy vokaaliin
[ ] Mummosi tekee kastikkeita
[ ] Tiedät miltä oikeat lihapullat maistuvat
[ ] Tiedät monia italialaisia lauluja
[ ] Sinulla on tummat hiukset ja silmät
[ ] Osaat puhua välillä italiaa
[ ] Olet alle 165 cm
[½] Pasta on maailman parhainta ruokaa
[ ] Puhut käsilläsi
Total: 1½
Amerikkalainen
[x] Rakastat donitseja
[ ] Syöt mieluiten pikaruokalassa
[ ] Olet todella yksinkertainen
[ ] Sinulla on iPod
[x] Haluaisit elää samanlaista elämää kuin Sinkkuelämän Carrie
[ ] Asut lähiössä, missä kaikki talot ovat samanlaisia
[½] Osaat leipoa piirakoita
[ ] Mielestäsi kaikki amerikkalainen on hyvää/parasta/kivaa
[ ] Mäkki EI Hese.
[ ] olet syönyt ja tykkäät Ben&Jerry's -jäätelöistä
Total: 2½
Australialainen
[ ] Käytät flip-floppeja läpi vuoden
[½] Rakastat grillailua takapihalla
[ ] Tiedät ettei Barbie ole vain nukke
[x] Rakastat rantaa
[ ] Fanitat urheilua
[ ] Olet ruskettunut
[x] Olet hieman juntti
[ ] Omistat jotain australialaista
[x] Olet nähnyt kenguruja
[x] Juhlit usein
Total: 4½
Aasialainen
[ ] Sinulla on kapeat silmät
[½] Pidät paljon riisistä ja sushista
[ ] Olet todella älykäs
[½] Osaat soittaa pianoa
[ ] Olet lyhyt
[x] Naurat paljon
[ ] Monet luulevat sinun olevan kiinalainen
[ ] Kuuntelet aasialaista musiikkia
[x] Terveelliset elämäntavat on in
[x] Ajattelet välillä ihan sairaita ajatuksia
Total: 4

RAPULA !

se ois huomenna keittopäivä :)=)

eilinen oli kyllä aika hupanen ilta :DD ei voi kyllä muuta sanoa..

tulukaa hakeen noi leffat pois :DD varmaan koko kannukselta lainannu nuita leffoja :D

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're a fool
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
And I tell you it all again, and I do it again
Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
definitely not alone, well I'm not alone

Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
for betrayal, for betrayal
I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed,
and you do it again

refrain:
Well the music seems do cover
And the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
it fills me with rage, and you do it again

refrain

And a gangster keeps on telling
That he's got a song that matters
So I flip a coin towards him
Thank you very much for listening

SEKSIN JÄLKEEN:

OINAS: uudestaan!

HÄRKÄ: ruokaa..

KAKSONEN: missä kaukosäädin on?

RAPU: milloin pidetään häät..?

LEIJONA: enkö ollutkin fantastinen?

NEITSYT: ylös, lakanat on vaihdettava!

VAAKA: pidin äskeisestä, jos sinäkin pidit.

SKORPIONI: hetki, etsin avaimen ja avaan käsirautasi.

JOUSIMIES: soitellaan!!

KAURIS: oiskos sulla käyntikorttia?

VESIMIES: uusiks, mut nyt ilman vaatteita?

KALAT: mikä sun nimes olikaan..?


Vaaka :D

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