German Soldier: Marco! Is Marco over there?
Italian Soldier: I'm right here!
And as soon as he pops his head out of the hole a sniper gets him.
After taking severe casualties from this trick, the Italian troops finally learned
from their mistakes and tried the same thing on the Germans.
Italian Soldier: Hey! Adolf! Is Adolf there?
German Soldier: Hey, who just called my name?
Italian Soldier: It was me!
And he jumps up and gets shot.