You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARROOOOT
Stranger: I AM CLOSE TO THE WATERLINE!
Stranger: Jedwaaaard
You: ONE DIRECTIOOOON
Stranger: no:L Jedward are clearly better haha
You: WHAT MAKES U BEAUTIFUL
You: NO
You: CARROOOOOT
Stranger: O YES
You: NEVER
Stranger: Who's been more successful? i think Jedward have!
Stranger: Jedward have more talent.
You: one direction conquer?? the world
Stranger: Jedward are better looking.
You: ONE DIRECTION IS
Stranger: jedward appreciate their fans
You: one direction is better!
You: ONE DIRECTION IS VERYVERYVERY BETTER LOOKING;)
Stranger: you don't even have proper grammer haha! Jedward are better, end of.
You: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.