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Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Pufft Marshmallow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert.



Gerard: Okay I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him naked.

Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.

Mikey: Wussies cant handle the sex talk

Gerard: You're one to be talking.

Mikey: FUCK YOU!

Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!

Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!

Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!

Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!

Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!



okay I think its safe to say that this interview is over.



Frank: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!

Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!

Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!


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iik ei gerttiä. Ja Frank vaihtaa puheenaihetta koska gert ei oo kivaa, okei on se mut frerru on paljon kivempaa. Ja Ray ja Bob lähti hanee :'D

Okay this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way and if so who?



Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his ass and uh package.

Gerard: Yeah everyone knows Im sexy.

OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower.



Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.

Mikey: Ewwwww

Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before

Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!

Gerard: Don't deny it!

Mikey: Shut up back to the question.

Gerard: That is part of the question.

Frank: you guys are fucked up.

Ray: Hey Mikey, dont you take toasters in the bath?

Gerard: YES he does!

Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!

Frank: Youre such a dumbass!

Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers, briefs, man thong, or commando?



Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)

Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!

Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Ray: boxers for me thanks.

Bob: No comment.

Mikey: AHHH hes commando aren't you?

Bob: like I said no comment.

Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!

So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?



Ray: Dont even get me started the list could go on for hours.

Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone.

Frank: We've all had our days.

Gerard:once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.



I always thought it was sandwich



Gerard: When mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.

Bob: tell her what they did to the sandwich!!!

Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!

Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.

Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.



What was so creepy about it?



Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.

Ray: those guys were so cool.

Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.



Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?



Gerard: well weve had a few incidents with an Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.

Frank: don't go walking under ladders.

Just so you know I didnt come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?



Frank: Are there any alternate answers?

Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.

Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.

Gerard: Cows smell like shit.

Frank: How about neither.

Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two.

Frank: WHAT!!!! THATS PLAIN WRONG!!!

Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-

Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!