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"Kurt," Carole looked at him with her eyebrows raised, "are you hiding something from us?"

"No," Kurt said, his voice jumping an octave, "nothing at all! It's just it's such a beautiful day! Why don't you two go downstairs and I'll make breakfast-we'll eat al fresco!"

"Kurt," Burt growled, "get away from the door and let me open it. NOW."

"Dad, my closet is super messy, and I don't-"

"Your closet is organized by color and designer Kurt, I seriously doubt that."

"Not designer," said the voice from the closet, "because I'm pretty sure that he has a McQueen next to a Marc Jacobs."

The blood rushed into Burt's face, turning it bright red. He looked like he was going to kill someone. Kurt plastered himself against the closet door, hoping that his dad still had hang-ups about killing his offspring.

"Kurt," Burt said dangerously, "I will give you to the count of three. If you have not moved by then, I will move you!"

"Hey Kurt," said the voice from the closet again, "you move me!"

"That's it!" Burt charged at the door, Kurt yelping and moving out of the way. Burt attempted to yank the door open.

"Dad," Kurt muttered, "the door has a lock on it from that side."

"Blaine Anderson, you open that door right now!"

"But you'll kill me!"

"Blaine," Burt said, trying to keep calm, "open the door please. Nobody is getting killed."

"I don't believe you!"

"Blaine, honey," Carole said, "come out of the closet!"

"I already have," Blaine giggled, "remember? I'm dating Kurt!"


:D:D::D:Dddd Blaine I love you

Rachel Berry
[x] You are in love with Broadway
[x] YouÂ’ve been called annoying
[/] You are/were an excellent student
[ ] YouÂ’re an only child
[ ] You are preppy
[ ] You love to perform
[x] You support LGBTQ rights
[ ] You are high maintenance
[ ] You are a control freak
[x] You love metaphors
4½

Quinn Fabray
[x] You are very self-conscious
[ ] You are/were popular in high school
[ ] You have given birth
[ ] You are/were a cheerleader/dancer
[/] You are independent
[x liars] YouÂ’ve been told that youÂ’re pretty
[ ] YouÂ’ve cheated in a relationship
[/] You are/were a good student
[ ] You donÂ’t have a good relationship with your parents
[ ] You donÂ’t open up about your feelings easily
3

Santana Lopez
[ ] You are/were a closeted homosexual/bisexual/whatever
[/] You have a short temper
[/] You tell it like it is
[ ] You have no problem with cosmetic surgery
[ ] YouÂ’ve been called a slut and/or a bitch
[ ] You have one best friend
[ ] You are/were a cheerleader/dancer
[/] YouÂ’re not that great a student
[x] You love to sing
[x] You have a good sense of humor
3½

Brittany S. Pierce
[/] You are a cheerful person
[ ] You love to dance
[/] You like pop music
[/] You are a bad student
[x] You love candy/soda/sugar
[/] Cats are your favorite animal
[x] YouÂ’ve been called stupid
[ ] You find it very easy to make friends
[ ] You are confident
[x] You are just as happy on your own as with people
5

Mercedes Jones
[ ] YouÂ’re a born performer
[ ] YouÂ’ve been called a diva
[ ] You have a colorful style
[/] You like to stand out
[/] You feel like youÂ’re forgotten about a lot
[x] You like nerdy guys
[ ] YouÂ’re a great singer
[x] YouÂ’re an average student
[ ] You have a nose ring
[x] You have struggle with self esteem
4

Tina Cohen-Chang
[ ] You have a gothic/punk style
[x] You listen to alternative/rock/metal
[/] YouÂ’re extremely shy
[x] YouÂ’re very emotional
[x] You need to express yourself
[x] You cry a lot
[ ] You are artistic
[x] YouÂ’ve dyed your hair
[X] YouÂ’re a romantic
[/] YouÂ’re quiet
7

Finn Hudson
[ ] You were raised by a single parent
[ ] You love sports
[x] YouÂ’ve been called dumb
[/] You always go with your intuition
[x] YouÂ’re a romantic
[ ] YouÂ’re a little short tempered
[x] YouÂ’re emotional
[/] You like classic rock
[ ] You play an instrument
[x] You like to sing
5

Kurt Hummel
[ ] YouÂ’re a member of the LGBTQ community
[/] YouÂ’ve been bullied
[x] You are/were unpopular in high school
[] YouÂ’ve been a victim of homophobia
[ ] YouÂ’re very confident
[ ] You love fashion
[x] YouÂ’re a hopeless romantic
[x] You love celebrities
[/] You stoop to trickery to get what you want
[/] YouÂ’re very brave
4½

Noah Puckerman
[ ] You dated a lot of people
[ ] You used to be a bully
[x] You have a group of good friends
[ ] YouÂ’re a troublemaker
[ ] YouÂ’ve cheated in a relationship
[x] You have a good sense of humor
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You like rock music
[ ] YouÂ’re very outgoing
[ ] You like sports
4

Artie Abrams
[x] YouÂ’re pretty nerdy
[ ] You like hip hop/rap
[x] You have attitude
[x] You have a good sense of humor
[x] You say the wrong thing sometimes
[/] YouÂ’re a lot of fun to hang out with
[x] You think bowties are cool
[ ] YouÂ’re good at math
[ ] YouÂ’ve serenaded someone before
[ ] YouÂ’re good at making friends
5½

Sam Evans
[x] YouÂ’re open-minded and accepting
[ ] YouÂ’re healthy and fit
[x] YouÂ’re a nerd
[x] You love sci-fi and superheros
[x] YouÂ’re very honest and loyal
[x] YouÂ’re self-conscious
[ ] YouÂ’re dyslexic
[/] YouÂ’re a good student
[x] You like to read
[x] You love your family
7½

Mike Chang
[ ] You love to dance
[x] You have a good group of friends
[/] You stick up for yourself and for others
[/ ?] YouÂ’re funny
[x] You canÂ’t sing
[ ] YouÂ’re comfortable with yourself
[ ] YouÂ’ve been in love
[/ ?] YouÂ’re a lot of fun
[x] You tend to fade into the background
[ ] People always forget your name, or mispronounce it
4½

en sitte ollukaan niin Kurt </3 mut Tina ja Sam on kans iha jees :D

I CAN'T EVEN



also CRISSCOLFER IS ON, BITCHES

Dear Papa,

I am writing to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting its return with your signature on itÂ… But donÂ’t rush it, Daddy, missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you.

Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly. I am the most popular boy in school. Why, even Harry Potter likes me. IÂ’m also the darling of every classroom and the favorite of every professor who has any sense.

Most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty. Yes, yes, I admit I was a late bloomer, but you can imagine my pride as I strolled into Charms class and said, “Oh, hello gents, Professor Flitwick, sorry for my tardiness - I was just learning how to use the potty!” Oh, how the children laughed with me in celebration. I like making people laugh. I also like the potty.

I know you havenÂ’t done so all year, but you can feel free to write me anytime.

Hugs and butterfly kisses,
Your Draco

PS: Tell Mama to bugger off.

"Hey, you!"
"Voldemort, is it - is it really you?"
"What's left of me."
"But I just heard that y...you were -"
"- destroyed? Yeah. But Quirrell, there's - there's a part of me that's still here. And I can't go onto the next plain without it. It's a part of me that can't be destroyed. Because it's right...in...here!"
"In my heart? So you came back?"
"I came home."
"And you don't want to kill Harry Potter anymore?"
"No. No. Because I learned something when I had my body back, Quirrell. I learned that life is...really messy, complicated and... it doesn't turn out the way that you think it will. You think killingpeople might make them like you, but it doesn't! It just makes people dead. I got...I got killed by atwo-year-old! And that's really embarrassing. And everybody is just like: when you're gonna comeback, Voldemort? When you're gonna take over the world? It's on me. It's all on me! And I think thenby myself: ('cuz no one is there) and I say to myself: Maybe with Quirrel things would be okay."
"Is 'okay' good?"
"Quirrell! Okay is wonderful!"

♥

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"Kurt, there is a moment... when you say to yourself, 'Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever.'
Watching you do Blackbird this week... that was a moment for me. About you. You moved me, Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you."

*LE KLISS OMG*

"We should... we should practice."
"I thought we were."

*LE ANOTHER KLISS*
*le fukken cockblocker keyboard*

For folks who did not like the scene the way it was written, directed, and acted, I offer the alternative fanfiction scenarios. Please feel free to choose a response you would like better.

Scenario One:

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: (Spews coffee all over Blaine, himself, and the table, and then knocks the coffee over in his excitement. The two boys gather napkins and begin cleaning up the mess.) I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! (he says in a high pitched squeal, two octaves higher than normal.) I love you too!
Blaine: Remind me not to say romantic things to you when you have your mouth full.

Scenario Two:

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: (While swallowing his coffee, snaps his fingers. Instantly, the boy band of Puck, Sam and Artie come out to serenade Blaine with a reprise of Bella Noche.) I have just been WAITING for you to say that. See, I came prepared. I love you, too.
Blaine: Well, I can do better than that. (Snaps his fingers. The Warblers instantly materialize. Blaine gets up to join them and they begin to sing that classic love song from their hit album, Do You Think I'm Sexy. )
Kurt: Oh, yeah? Well, I can do better than that. (Snaps his fingers. All of New Directions appear in their competition outfits. Kurt goes and joins them. They begin to sing an original song that Kurt wrote for Blaine, which would have been the showcase song if Finn had not kissed Rachel. Kurt begins to sing) "Ooooooh Blaine, you drive me insane...."
Blaine: (Snaps his fingers. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir appears.)

And so forth.

Scenario Three:
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love scarves.

Scenario Four:
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: Sam and I eloped while we were in New York.
Blaine: Then why he is over there holding hands with Mercedes?
Kurt: I am gonna cut a bitch.

Scenario Five:
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: (Gets down on one knee.) Blaine Warbler, I have a proposal for you. Will you.... join the Glee Club?
Blaine: I've always wanted to do a big Broadway number...
Kurt: No, those are mine.

alalalalala katoin äske sähköpostit ja siel mainos "Brittiläinen Hurts palaa Suomeen syksyllä!" ja asjdfklgjkylkjlgj

Jäähallissa 15. lokakuuta ja liput tulee myyntiin 16. elokuuta mikä on aika hyvin ku koulu alkaa sillon mut vast yheltätoista ja liput tulee myyntiin ysiltä nii ehtii siin kivasti varaa kaks lippuu ja ashdklfjl

ok en oo viel ees puhunu mun vanhemmille asiasta mut jaa, kai mä pääsen, toivotaan ainaki :D:D:D:Dd


ahdfjkglhk ne on ollu tääl jo kolmesti, kaks ollu ikärajallisia klubikeikkoja ja kolmas festarikeikka ja oon missannu kaikki nii nyt so khuul ert ne tulee ja pääsen toivottavasti vihdoi näkee ja jii :3

ok tunnen oloni vähän idiootiks ku itken jonku kuvan ja kahden fiktiivisen hahmon takia mutta I can't help it

aaa haluun niin paljon että Kurt ja Blaine esittää ens kaudella Come What Mayn, se olis niin täydellisyyttä ♥

Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day