Warning: If you are
reading this then this
warning is for you. Every
word you read of this
useless fine print is
another second off your
life. Don't you have other
things to do? Is your life
so empty that you honestly
can't think of a better
way to spend these
moments? Or are you so
impressed with authority
that you give respect and
credence to all that claim
it? Do you think every
thing you're supposed to
think? Buy what you're
told to want? Get out of
your apartment. Meet a
member of the opposite
sex. Stop the excessive
shopping and masturbation.
Quit your job. Start a
fight. Prove you're alive.
If you don't claim your
humanity you will become a
statistic.
You have been warned.