Contamination particles detected in a specimen of Canis lupus familiaris, actions to remove contamination required
Urgency: immediate action required
History: Specimen has been contaminated with SHIT (human excrement) and rolled on the source of contamination for approximately five times
Specimen has laid over the source of contamination for approximately fifteen seconds before removal of specimen from the source of contamination
Attempts to remove contamination followed immediately by forcing specimen through wet foliage, attempts proven ineffective as contamination remains strong
Specimen has showed exceptional joy for & when acquiring contamination
Specimen's overall mood has clearly been positively affected by contamination & acquiring contamination
Description of contamination: Foul-smelling, clay red SHIT covers the fur of the specimen (Canis lupus familiaris) and remains unaffected by repeated attempts at natural means of removal
Contamination may have reached the bottom layer of fur on the specimen and immediate preventive measures are to be taken to avoid drying and hardening of contamination
Proposed action: Specimen should be brought inside immediately & washed throughoutly with minimal human contact to contamination
Taken action: Specimen brought inside & washed throughoutly with little human contact to contamination
Specimen shows signs of joy as the action takes place
Results: Specimen has been decontaminated
Involved humans have been cleaned & desinfected to remove potential contamination
heräsin aamulla iha normaalisti ja koira oli taas nukkunu mun huoneessa
niiku aina.
ja sit menin huoneesta pois ja sillee.
SITTE menin takas huoneesee ja huomasin jotai mun sängyllä siinä
toisen pään nurkassa SIIS SIINÄ EI TYYNYPUOLELLA VAA SIEL....
äsh en osaa selittää, mutta kuitenki..
sit katoin et "mikäs tuo tuommoinen on..............." ja menin kattoo lähempää
nii eiköhän se ollu oksennusta -_______________-' semmonen pieni läjä.
kiitos röllin <3
mikäs siinä :'p mut onneks se oli vaa pikkuruinen läjä, ja siinä ihan sängyn
nurkassa ettei missäkää keskellä mun peittoa.