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Tietysti Rambo + Harry Potter fanfic google translatorin läpi suomeksi runnottuna.

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"Bullshit, Harry koskaan käytä anteeksiantamaton kirous." Ronald Weasley mylvi yli huutaminen yleisölle, hän ja loput Weasleyt olivat punaiset laseille ja höyryävän hullun koko tätä farssia.

"Hiljaisuus, hiljaisuus muuten Otan teidät kaikki pois." Dumbledore huusi yli mieltään yleisölle. Hän ei olisi niitä poistaa, koska hän tiesi, että he olivat alkaneet saada Ministerin hermot ja nyt jotain, joka ärsytti Fudge oli hieno hänen kanssaan, mutta hän piti sisältyä virallisten ja kaikki laho. Kun väkijoukko oli laskeutunut, hän jatkoi tuomitsemisesta.

"Kun Voldemort koputtaa, tappaen kaikki olet Aurorit ja haltuunotto velhojen maailmassa, eivät tule itku minulle, koska minä vain kertoa pussata laiha pikku aasi." Harry piti sitten keskellä fingered Kunnianosoitus ministeri kun Dumbledore takoi soraa sulkemalla oikeudenkäyntiä.

"Joten mitä sanot, että Harry oli aina taistelevat kone / torjumiseksi sotilas ja juuri autoimme pintaan." Hermione vastasi kuluttua minuutin hiljaisuuden.

Sääli ettei tätä ole kirjoitettu enempää.

ps. imgur auttoi kuitenkin vähän:

Ei oo mun vika, tosin. :)

THE LOOK ON DRACO'S FACE. Se suorastaan kilju BECAUSE I LOVE YOUUUUU


Drarry is endgame, deal with it.

"Finn Hudson?"

He spins around to see a dude he doesn't know, and why is a guy – wait, that's the dude from the photo when he went cyberstalking! Harry Potter!

...Which still doesn't explain why he's here, but whatever, Finn'll deal.

He gives the guy a shrug and a smile. "Hey," he says. "Yeah, that's me. Uh... who are you?"

The guy holds out his hand. "Blaine," he says, and – hey, Kurt is dating Harry Potter after all. Cool. Finn shakes his hand.


:D:D:D:D go Finn :'D


ps tänää Theatricalityyyyy ♥ Chris Gaga-asussa ja Cory suihkuverhossa lololol ja bäääd roumäääns ja kaikkee kivaa oaa
plus da scene med Finn ja Kurt HUAH

"Draco," he said slowly, gaze sliding off to the side as a slight blush suffused his cheeks. "Do…do you think that…maybe…" Draco's brow furrowed while Harry steeled himself and turned back to Draco, giving him an intense, burning look that made Draco shiver as sudden warmth filled his chest. "Do you think that one day you might actually…love me?"

The question took Draco by surprise, so much that his mind went blank and was instead filled with a soft buzzing. His eyes widened, his face felt so hot he was sure it was bright red, but he couldn't think enough to form an answer. Nothing came to mind, he could barely comprehend what Harry had just asked him, but words were coming to his mouth and it was nothing he had thought about saying. They instead seemed to be coming from somewhere deeper inside him, but he could feel that they were true, and before anything else could happen, his mouth opened and his answer tumbled out.

"Harry, I think I already do."

And then the words were out in the open, hanging between them, and Draco felt inexplicably mortified. Harry was staring at him in disbelief, or incomprehension, except he was starting to smile. And now he was beaming, and he might have been trying to say something but Draco's ears were filled with nothing but a deafening roar and he couldn't get beyond anything but the fact that he had just told Harry that he loved him and-

"Draco!"

Draco's head snapped up from where he'd apparently buried it against Harry's neck without even realizing that he had, and he looked fearfully at Harry.

"Draco, it's ok. Look, I-" Laughter bubbling forth from his throat interrupted him, and Draco would have thought Harry was laughing at him except he hadn't seen the boy look this happy in…well…actually, Draco didn't think he'd ever seen Harry look this happy. "Draco, I love you too!"

And just like that, Draco's embarrassment disappeared and the roaring in his ears faded and the world seemed to right itself again, so that all that mattered was him and Harry and this moment and-

"You do?" Draco asked faintly, hands curling into the material of Harry's shirt and gripping tight. Harry nodded quickly, still laughing. Draco laughed once too, except it almost sounded more like a sob, and then he and Harry were kissing again, kissing like they were about to be torn apart and this was the last minute they would have together and they were desperate for each other and trying to fully use each second that slipped by to their best advantage.

"I love you," Draco said when they separated, the words feeling foreign on his tongue but sounding absolutely right. Harry smiled, and then kissed him again.

............sulin. ♥

ja miten hitossa tää loppu jo ? Nyt on jotenki tyhjä olo tai sillai. Speechless.

Paras. Ficci. Ikinä. Pakko saada tulostettuu jossain vaiheessa.

Ja nyt vois mennä kattoo Feeniksin kiltaa ja sit myöhemmin lukee lisää hoodeeta :3


btw lol Greyn anatomias oli joku tyttö jolla oli Bieber-fever ja yh my eaaaars ku se soitti sen iphonest täysil Bieberii asd.

"HARRY!"

Harry blinked. "Yes, sorry, what?"

"The bottle's landed on you, mate," Seamus said, a strong Irish tilt in his voice. Harry blinked again and glanced at the bottle disinterestedly.

"Right then, who am I kissing?" Aside from one or two nervous coughs, silence answered him. Furrowing his eyebrows in confusion, the bespectacled boy turned to Hermione, who was also looking a bit confused. Finding no help there, he then turned to Ron, who was staring across the circle in horror. "Erm…" Harry followed his gaze and his eyes found Malfoy, the blond boy's lips curled in disgust. He blinked once more, wondering who on Earth he would be kissing that had this effect on Malfoy even-

Wait.

Eyes going wide, Harry snapped his gaze back around to meet Malfoy's and found, much to his own horror, that Malfoy's disgust was directed at him.

"Oh no…no way, no way in hell am I kissing Malfoy," Harry said, falling onto all fours and backing up slowly. "You can't make me!" There was still silence around the circle until Malfoy smirked and started casually observing his fingernails.

"Well, well, well, Potter. So much for that notorious Gryffindor bravery." He raised his eyes to meet Harry's, and his smirk widened. "Scared off by a little kiss. Even Brown wasn't afraid of kissing another girl."

"I have no problem kissing another boy, Malfoy, I just have a problem kissing you," Harry spat. Draco's eyebrows rose.

"Oh ho ho! No problem kissing a boy? Something you're not telling-"

"That's not what I meant!"

"I think it was."

"It was not!"

"Boys! I don't care who has a problem with what, I want to see some kissing!" Pansy broke in. She had a strange glint in her eyes.

And that was when Harry realized that something was very wrong with his classmates. Glancing around nervously, he noticed the same hungry look in many of the other girls' eyes, and Seamus' for that matter, but he ignored that. Most of the other boys simply looked interested, aside from Ron who was outright disgusted.

"Ew, gross, I agree with Harry, he shouldn't have to kiss Malfoy!" he exclaimed, nose wrinkling. Harry nodded vigorously and turned to Hermione, expecting the same support, only to find her with a thoughtful look in her eyes.

"No, Ron, I think Harry should do it," she said softly. Pansy glanced at her and smirked. "After all, Lavender and Padma had to. It's only fair."

"Hermione!" Harry exclaimed, looking completely scandalized. Draco chuckled. "Shut up, Malfoy!"

"I just find it funny that you're so scared, Potter. Maybe that's what the Dark Lord should do, eh, offer to bugger you or some such? That'd send you running." He looked very smug.

"And why are you so eager, Malfoy? Something you're not telling us?" Harry snapped, finally turning back to face his nemesis. Draco opened his mouth to retort, paused, made some sort of indignant sound, and finally managed to speak something that made sense.

"Oh you wish, Potter!" Ok, so it wasn't his best comeback.

"If I don't see you two snogging in the next few seconds," Pansy started threateningly, pulling out her wand.

"Alright, fine!" Harry finally conceded, eyes narrowed angrily. "Get over here, Malfoy." Draco stared at him incredulously.

"Right, I think not. How about you come over here?"

"You were the one who was so eager to kiss me, you can move your own lazy arse!" Inwardly, Harry cringed as the argument quickly deteriorated into grade school nonsense.

"I don't think so, Potter, I was not eager to-"

"Alright, that does it!" Hermione stood and pulled her own wand out. She suddenly seemed very intimidating, looming overhead with a stormy expression on her face. Harry scowled at her and reluctantly dragged himself across the circle towards Malfoy, wondering when he'd wandered into an alternate universe where Slytherins and Gryffindors had parties together and Hermione wanted him to kiss Draco Malfoy.

"I knew you wanted it, Potter," Draco smirked at him. Harry decided not to point out the light pink blooming in his cheeks.

"Malfoy, shut up," he said tiredly instead.

"Make me, Potter," was Malfoy's reply, until what he said caught up with him and the smirk fell right off his face and apparently onto Harry's.

"Told you you wanted it," he said, eyes glinting, and then he reached out and grasped Draco by the chin, pulling him forward and placing his mouth determinedly on the other boy's.

Harry'd only kissed one other person before, and while the disaster with Cho had certainly not been the best experience of his life, he was glad he could still say he at least enjoyed that kiss far better than the one he was currently partaking in.

It lasted less than two seconds, but even that was too long for Harry. He pulled back almost immediately and wiped his mouth on the back of his sleeve, though that was completely unnecessary because there had never been a kiss that was more tightly close-mouthed than the one that he and Draco had just shared.

Draco was doing the same thing, cheeks growing a deeper pink to match the color that Harry could feel burning in his own.

"Well that was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced," Draco eventually said, breaking the deafening silence that had fallen. He sneered at Harry, and the green-eyed boy scowled right back.

"Not my fault you suck at kissing."

"Oh, sod off, Potter."


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