Italy: I-Including me, Germany?
Germany: No, Italy, not you.
Italy: *sigh of relief* Ve...
Germany: For some reason, I envision YOU in a maid uniform.
Italy: Ve!?
Germany: In fact, I-I've DREAMED of you in a maid uniform...sometimes even ones where you're wearing cat ears...and ones where you've, well, handed me your panties.
Italy: ...
Japan: I, too, have had that dream, Doitsu-san. Did you ever have any about Switzerland dancing on a mountain top?
Germany and Italy: ...
Japan: Just me, then.