"No hot mama I don't wanna dance;
I wanna know how you got that escalade in your pants;
I mean that ass aint human you might be a Marsian;
you need a tattoo on your thie to say proceed with causion;
Now I know that Im a comic but this aint a joke;
with a body like that bitch you should never be broke;
for every nigga that talk to you you should charge them a fee;
and then give fifty percent of that money to me;
and for that small percentage you know what Ill do;
Ill help turn that you;
into a brand new you;
I mean a brand new do;
some brand new shoes;
I mean a brand new you;
and some brand new jewels."