IRC-Galleria

-You can GET chocolate.
-"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
-Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
-You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
-You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
-You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
-If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
-Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
-The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
-You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
-You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
-You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
-With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
-Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
-You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
-Good chocolate is easy to find.
-You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
-You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
-When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
-With chocolate size doesn't matter.