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-Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
-Dogs miss you when you're gone.
-You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
-Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
-Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
-Dogs don't criticize your friends.
-Dogs admit when they're jealous.
-Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).
-Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
-Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
-You can train a dog.
-Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
-You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
-Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
-The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
-Dogs understand what "no" means.
-Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
-Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
-Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
-Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
-You can house train a dog.
-You can force a dog to take a bath.
-Dogs don't correct your stories.
-Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
-Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
-Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
-Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
-Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
-Dogs admit it when they're lost.
-Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
-Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
-Dogs take care of their own needs.
-Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
-Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
-Dogs are nice to your relatives.