Tombstone:
"Marco Largo LaGrande
Hell on sea or sand
Good news is, he's dead
Bad news is, he bread."
"There once was a girl named Carrie
Who thought that she soon should marry
She went into town
And flirted around
She didn't get wed she got buried"
"No man commanded Jean
Louise
Not on land, and not on water
Jean did whatever he did
please
Until he kissed the
gunner's daughter"
"Here lies Daredevil Jim
McDow
Hand of steel, leg of
wood...
...Jim took every risk he
could
A life of action -- that
was Jim's.
Too bad he ran out of
limbs"