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Braggart

You are 86% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. But his afro and his penchant for rhyming...not so much. There is not really much to dislike about you, aside from the fact that you can be incredibly annoying, and you probably never shut up about yourself. You may be one of these people who refer to themselves in the third person. If you have a nickname, it is probably one you gave to yourself, because you are too cool for the nickname others have given you--like "doofus" and "shitface". Your personality defect, in summary, is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night as you stare at yourself in the mirror and practically make out with your reflection. Maybe one day everyone else on the planet will agree with your assessment of yourself. Nah, I'm just kidding. We think you're an arrogant dickhole. But a NICE arrogant dickhole, so no worries.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig.

what do you call a jew swimmin' back to africa with a nigger under each arm?

the american dream



Do you know how to save a nigger from drowning?
No?

Good.



What do you say when you see your TV, floating in the middle of the night in your room?

DROP IT NIGGER!



how do you prevent a nigger from going out at night?

pour more gas on them.



Whats two NIGGERS on a tandem bike?

Orginized crime.




3 guys, a black guy, a spanish guy, and a white guy are walking along a beach when they stumble on a magic lamp, they rub it and a magical genie appears.
"You have freed me from my prison! In return I will grant you each one wish."
So the black guy steps forwards and says "You know, I'm tired of living in a white man's world, I wish all my people could go back and live in Africa!" the Genie snapped his fingers and poof all the black people were back in Africa.

The the Spanish guy steps forward and says "I am tired of being called a lazy Mexican all the time! I wish MY people were back in Spain!" The genie snapped his fingers and sent all the Latinos back to Spain.

The Genie looks at the white guy and say "And what is your wish?" The white guy thinks for a second and say "You mean all the Niggers and Spics are back in their countries and out of America?" The genie nodded "Then I'll take a Coke."




how do you prevent a nigger from drowning?

take yer foot off his head





Q: Why has a niggers coffin two handels?
A: Have you ever seen a thrash bin with six?




when a white baby ,dies,and gets its wings,what is it?
an angel

when a black baby dies,and gets its wings,what is it?
a bat




Q: Whats the difference with a tire and a nigger?
A: When you put chains on a tire it wont start to rap.




how do you starve a nigger?
hide his food stamps in his work boots




Why are niggers afraid to go to sleep?
Because the last one who 'had a dream' got shot!




hoe msny niggers does it take to shingle a roof?

it depends,on how thin ya slice em



How do you kill 100 flies?
Hit an ethiopean in the face with a shovel.



how do you get the nigger out of the tree?

cut the rope




Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.




how do you get africans spotless?

apartheid





see a nigger going south on a bike, take the bike its prolly yours


see a nigger going north on a bike, take the nigger it's prolly yours





What's purple with yellow polka dots, and displayed on my lawn?

My nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I damn well please.




Q: Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time?
A: Cause he doesnt know he's black.




Q: What do apples and niggers have in common?

A:They both look good hanging from a tree.




The black kid goes "my daddy has a hammer it goes bang bang bang."
The white kid goes "my daddy has a chain-saw it goes runnigganigaa runnigganigaa"




How does a nigger know she's pregnant?
She pulls out her tampon and all the cottons been picked.




a white guy, a mexican, an asian, and a nigger walk into a restaurant...
they all sit down and look at the menu, when the waitress approaches,
she asks the white guy what he would like to have...
white guy looks to the mexican and says "i'll have some beans, tacos, and some tequila"
mexican guy looks to the asian and says "i'll have some yakisoba and sake!"
asian guy looks to the nigger and says "i'll have some fried chicken and a 40 of whatever"
black guy stands up out of his chair and says "EVERYBODY GET DOWN THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY





There was a little black kid in heaven.
And he had wings, right. He looked up to his dad and asked:
"Daddy, am I an angel?"
His dad looked down at him and said: "Nigga, you'z a BAT."





Why you can't put a nigger in a car and throw the car from a cliff?

Because you don't want to lose a car for just one nigger if you can put five niggers inside before throwing them from a cliff



Three niggers in a car, who's driving?

the police





Q: Why does Beyonce sing 'to the left to the left'?

A:I dunno, but she's a nigger, so laugh




What do you call a nigger neck-deep in cement?


Not enough cement.





What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of black dudes running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak.





An Alchoholic, a wifebeater and a welfare recipient walk into a bar.

They're all the same guy, his names Jerome.




what do you call 10,000 niggers jumping from a plane?

1)nightfall

or

2)a good start





What does one nigger on the moon mean?
One nigger less in the world.
What does two nigger on the moon mean?
Two niggers less in the world.
What does all niggers on the moon mean?
Eclipse.





A Chinese guy walks into a bar and sees a nigger tending the bar.
So he goes up to the bar and says... "Hey nigger... gimme a drink".
The nigger is pissed off but he doesn't want to lose his job by yelling at a customer.
The Chinese guy pounds down the drink and says...
"Hey nigger... gimme another drink".
This time the nigger goes off and says... "I don't have to take that shit from you... how would you like it if I came in here and called you a racial slur?".
The Chinese guy says... "I wouldn't care".
So the nigger says... "Alright... change places with me.
You come back here and I'll go around front".
The Chinese guy says OK and the two switch places.
The nigger walks up to the bar, slams down a ten spot, and says.. "Hey Chink... gimme a drink".
The Chinese guy looks back over the bar at him and says... "Sorry... we don't serve niggers here".





Q: What does the nigger scream while taking a shit?

A: I'M MELTING!



Where can you find the jewish niggers?
In the back of the oven.

What is the similarity between niggers and tractortires?
They both work best in chains.

How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A maintenanceguy changing the bulb to prepare for the upcoming convention against racism.




Q:What do you get if you cross an octopus with a nigger?

A: I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton




What do you call a nigger in a swimming pool?

A coco puff




Ei tällasille jutuille saa nauraa, senkin neekeri.

Samuli sanoo:
Kakkaterapia kuulemma rauhoittaa äkäisen peräsuolen
MINDFUCK sanoo:
mitäs se sellane on?
Samuli sanoo:
Sun oma suoli tyhjennetään ja työnnetään sinne ruutalla jonkun toisen ihmisen kakkaa.
Samuli sanoo:
Sun oma kakka on liian bakteeripitoista eikä siinä ole niitä hyviä terveen ihmisen bakteereja, mutta siinä toisen ihmisen kakassa on ja se tappaa ne vihaiset pöpöt
MINDFUCK sanoo:
kaikessa älyttömyydessään aika nerokasta

All I had to do is to answer one simple question.

What Jesus wouldn't do?