IRC-Galleria

Pori sanakirja Osa I, porilaisille,
heidän ystävilleen ja
elämänkumppaneilleen!

Suomi-Pori

Hauska tavata pitkästä aikaa = Eläk'
sääki viäl?
Saisinko menun? = Onks mitää ruakaa?
Sallitteko, että poltan? = Onks
tulitikkui?
Luvallanne, jos sallitte? = An ko mää.
Paljonko tämä maksaa? = Kui paljo?
Se on kallis. = Nii paljo?
Se on edullinen. = Nii paljo?
Miten ikävää! =Voi kauheet!


Englanti-Pori

Big Mac = pikmäkki
Connecting people = Oleks pahas
paikas?
Fitness center = Syäks nappei?
Crazy = Hullu / pöhnäs
Home sweet home = Ei maar mää lähre
kottii.
How do you do = Morjes
Hurry up! = Tuleksää/al tul ny
I'll have a beer please! = An iso!
International = Ulkolaisii
Enjoy Coke! = En jua kokakollaa!
E-mail = Emmää saa tätä auki
Light = köykäne
Make love not war! = An ny vähä äläkä
rähjää!
Managing director = Mee pomo
Sales manager = Se piänempi nilkki
Chairman of the board = Se ko sai
kenkää
Secretary = Kaffeekeiti
Please = Tos o!
Excuse me! = Oho!
So? = Kui?
Second hand shop = Vanhoi romui
New fashion = Kalliit krettui
Show must go on = Puulaaki kaatu,
vaihretaa nimi
Show-business = Komeljanttareit
See you later! = Menisit sääki kottiis
ny vaa!
T-shirt = Puulaaki mainosrätti
College = Puulaaki kalliimpi
mainosrätti pomoil
Team work = Porukas sähläämine
Where's the toilet, please? = Tarttis
käyr kusell.
Sorry, I don't speak English = Puhusit
sääki suamee vaa! Emmää ymmär tommosest
mittää


Lyhyt oppimäärä porilaista
kommunikointia

1) toveri tokaisee baarissa
"lähettäiskö jonnekin muualle välillä?"
johon porilainen vastaa "men ny
vittuu!". Tämä kääntyy muualla Suomessa
muotoon "odotahan hetki, toveri,
mennään vaan ihan kohta".

2) "Et sää muute mikää iha paska jätkä
ol", kääntyy muotoon "sinä olet todella
hyvä toveri, ehkä jopa paras ystäväni".
Yleensä kolmen promillen hönössä usein
käytetty lausahdus.

3) "Ei mikää iha ruma muija ollu
tuakaa", on kuin onkin kehu "olipas
siinä nätti tyttö!"

4) Tuttu turkulaislausahdus: "joo vai
??" poriksi käännettynä on: "ei
saatana??

Kohteliaisuuksia porilaisittain
ladeltaessa on AINA muistettava käyttää
kieltosanaa tai loukkausta! Sitä ilman
lausuttu kehu tulkitaan välittömästi
vittuiluksi. Esim. "olipas teijä bändil
vähä hyvä keikka tänää"
saa yleensä vastauksen "mitä sää siin
vittuilet?". Oikea muoto siis kuuluu:
"ei ollu iha paska keikka teilt".

5) Lopuksi kunnon porilainen klassikko
eli miten porilainen ehdottaa
kaverilleen ravintolaan lähtöä: "Ei tua
noi mittää pillutouhui ol?"...

<3 <3 <3

Tarvitsetko lomaa koirasta/koiristasi?


Varma merkki että tarvitset lomaa koiristasi on kun...


1. Kumppanisi kutsuessa sinua järkyttyneen oloisena työhuoneestaan: "Kulta, tule äkkiä, minulle on sattunut kaamea onnettomuus!" ilmaannut paikalle hengästyneenä mopin ja hajunpoistajan kanssa.

2. Heräät paniikissa keskellä yötä siihen että sinulla on yhtäkkiä tilaa sängyssä ympärilläsi.

3. Et pysty nukkumaan ellei makuuhuoneessa kuulu moniäänistä raskasta hengitystä.

4. Puhelimesi pikavalinnoissa on hätänumero eläinlääkäri-päivystykseen (ei yleistä hätänumeroa - kuka sitä tarvitsee?).

5. Jonkun koskettaessa olkapäätäsi kiinnittääkseen huomiotasi sanot tiukasti ensin "Ei!" ja sitten "Alas!". Kun lapsesi tekevät jotain, komennat heitä "Istu! Paikka!"

6. Perheen välisissä kähinöissä vedät esiin etusormesi, osoitat sillä kiistapukareita huomiota herättävästi ja kiljaiset terävästi: "Omille paikoillenne - NYT!!"

7. Jonkun kysyessä mitä on illalliseksi vastaat automaattisesti: "Nappuloita ja tähteitä".

8. Ollessasi kävelyllä paikallisen puistoalueen ympäri näet jonkun osoittavan sinua ja koiraasi - kohotat molemmat kätesi ylös ja kiljahdat "Jipii!" ja lähdet touhukkaana etsimään voittajaruusuketta.

9. Ostoksilla ollessasi paras ystäväsi kysyy mitä mieltä olet tyylikkäästä asusta näyteikkunassa, kurtistat kulmiasi ja mutiset: "Ei mitään käyttöä, saman värinen kuin koirani eikä ole edes kunnon taskuja."

10. Katselette naapurisi kanssa hänen konttaavaa pienokaistaan ja hän kysyy mitä pidät lapsukaisesta. Katsot lasta hetken arvioivasti ja vastaat: "No, vähän niukassa karvassa ja turhan korkeat kintereet, mutta hieno ylälinja."

11. Koirankeksit alkavat näyttää ja tuoksua hyvältä.

12. Mitä sitä paitsi on loma ilman koiria?

Ripustettavaksi lemmikkien luettavaksi ERITTÄIN MATALALLE jääkaapin oveen- eli n. kirsun korkeudelle.

Rakkaat koirat ja kissat, Astiat, joissa on tassunkuvia ovat teidän ja sisältävät teidän ruokaanne.
Muut astiat ovat minun ja ne sisältävät minun ruokaani.
Huomioikaa, että tassunjäljen asettaminen keskelle ateriaani ei tee siitä teidän ruokaanne.
En myöskään pidä tassunkuvaa ruokani keskellä esteettisesti miellyttävänä.
Porraskäytävää eivät suunnitelleet F1-insinöörit, eikä se ole kilparata.
Minun päihittäminen alaspäin juoksussa ei ole tavoitteena.
Kampittamiseni ei auta, koska kaadun alas nopeammin, kuin te juoksette.
En voi ostaa mitään jättisänkyä suurempaa.
Tästä olen erittäin pahoillani. Älkää luulko, että jatkan sohvalla nukkumista varmistaakseni teidän hyvän olonne.
Koirat ja kissat voivat oikeasti käpertyä pieneksi palloksi nukkuessaan.
Ei ole tarpeellista nukkua vaakatasossa muihin nähden levittäytyneenä mahdollisimman pitkäksi.
Tiedän myös että hännän pitkäksi venyttäminen ja kielen ulkona roikottaminen tilankäytön maksimoinniksi ei ole enää muuta kuin sarkasmia.
Viimeisen kerran, kylpyhuoneessa ei ole salakäytävää eikä taikaovia.
Jos jonkin ihmeen kaupalla ehdin sinne ennen teitä ja onnistun saamaan oven kiinni, eivät raapiminen, vinkuminen, naukuminen, ovenkahvan kääntö, tassun oven ali saaminen, tai muutkaan temput, ole tarpeellisia.
Minun täytyy tulla ulos samasta ovesta, kuin josta menin sisään.
Lisäksi, olen käyttänyt WC:tä useita vuosia -- kissa- tai koiraeläinten avustus ko. tapahtumassa ei ole tarpeellista.
Oikea järjestys on: Suudelkaa minua ENSIN, sitten voitte mennä haistelemaan toisen koiran tai kissan takapuolta. Tätä en voi painottaa riittävästi. Vastapalvelukseksi teille, rakkaat lemmikkini, olen liimannut etuoveemme seuraavan viestin:

Kaikille ei-lemmikin omistajille, jotka haluavat käydä kylässä ja silti valittaa eläimistämme:

1. He asuvat täällä. Sinä et.
2. Jos et halua heidän karvojaan vaatteillesi, pysy poissa huonekaluista.
3. Pidän lemmikeistäni enemmän, kuin monista ihmisistä.
4. Sinulle lemmikkini on eläin. Minulle hän on adoptoitu poika/tytär, joka on lyhyt, karvainen, kävelee neljällä jalalla ja puhuu hieman epäselvästi. Muista: Monella tapaa koirat ja kissat ovat lapsia parempia, koska:
1. He syövät vähemmän.
2. He eivät ole jatkuvasti ruinaamassa rahaa.
3. He ovat helpompia kouluttaa.
4. He tulevat kutsumalla, yleensä.
5. He eivät koskaan pyydä saada ajaa autoa.
6. He eivät hengaile huumehörhöjen ja varkaiden kanssa.
7. He eivät polta eivätkä juo.
8. Heidän ei tarvitse ostaa jatkuvasti uusinta muotia olevia vaatteita.
9. He eivät tahdo käyttää vaatteitasi.
10. He eivät tarvitse miljoonia euroja koulunkäyntiin. Ja mikä parasta,
11. Jos he sattuvat hankkiutumaan raskaaksi, voit aina myydä heidän lapsensa



:D LOL

<3 Tommoiset Valkokultaset timanttikaiverretut sormukset tuli sitten ostettua <3

HENKILÖISTÄ

Kuka miespuolinen henkilö nukkui viimeksi vieressäsi?: Tuomas <3
Kuka naispuolinen henkilö nukkui viimeksi vieressäsi?: Jade <3
Kenen kanssa puhuit viimeksi puhelimessa?: Äiree :D
Kenelle lähetit viimeksi tekstiviestin?: Susba.
Kenet tapaat seuraavaksi?: Hm,6Tompan porukat huome ku haetaa Titoa?
Kenellä olit viimeksi yötä?: Meen porukoil.
Kuka kävi viimeksi hermoillesi?: Kisut.
Kuka kuljetti sinut viimeksi jonnekin?: Tuomaash <3

KAUPUNGIT
Syntymäkaupunkisi?: Pori.
Missä kaupungissa asut tällä hetkellä?: Poris...
Missä haluaisit asua?: No tääl ny täl hetkel ainaki.
Missä kaikkialla olet asunut?: Ulvila, ja iha pikkusen m-karvia.
Missä et missään nimessä haluaisi asua?: Monii paikkoi,joku pikkukylä :D

KUMPI
Olut vai siideri?: Biiishee ;D
Kahvi vai tee?: Kahvi.
Linja-auto vai henkilöauto?: Henkilöauto.
Uinti vai pyöräily?: Hm.
Suklaa- vai kaurakeksit?: Suklaa.
Hedelmäkarkit vai salmiakki?: Salmiakki.
Aamu vai ilta?:Ilta.
Kamera vai kamerakännykkä?: Kamera.
Kesä vai talvi?: kesä < 3


HUOMENNA
Millainen päivä huomenna?: Kiireine....
Tavoite?: Hmmh...? Saad muutamii asioi hoidetuks.
Mistä et pidä huomisessa?: TYÖT Ja Aikane herätys :(
Onko sulla töitä?: Ju.

MILLOIN VIIMEKSI
Söit?: Äske.
Nukuit muualla kuin kotona?: Pari vkoo ainaki.
Unelmoit opettajastasi?: No e.
Joit jotain alkoholipitoista?: Eilen :D
Olit auton kyydissä?: Tunti sit.
Ostit jotain muuta, kuin elintarvikkeita?: Tänää.


Kohta onkin vuoden 2007 loppu. Sen kunniaksi pieni gallup. Aloitetaan;

Ystävät/ihmissuhteet

1. Oletko saanut uuden ystävän tämän vuoden aikana? - Jeps :)
2. Oletko tehnyt jotain tänä vuonna, mitä et ole ennen tehnyt? - Öööö Ehkä :D
3. Oletko seurustellut tämän vuoden aikana? - Khyllä:)
4. Kerro pari parasta muistoasi tältä vuodelta? - En mää jaks.
5. Oletko riitaantunut kenenkään ystäväsi kanssa kuluneen vuoden aikana? - Hm,eeen mielestäni ainakaa :D

Sinä

1. Oletko muuttunut paljoa viimeisen vuoden aikana? - Lähinnä varmaa henkistä muutosta vaan...
2. Oletko lihonnut? -Hm?
3. Oletko saanut porttikieltoa minnekään tämän vuoden aikana? - Joooooo :D
4. Oletko ollut elokuvissa YKSIN tämän vuoden aikana? - No e!
5. Oletko ottanut tatuointia/lävistystä viimeisen vuoden aikana? - En ol.

MUUTA:

1. Oletko joutunut tappeluun? - Hm?
2. Oletko tehnyt mitään luvatonta vuoden aikana? - Juuuu :D
3. Oletko juonut "perseitä"? - Jeps..
4. Oletko tehnyt jotain, mitä olet katunut kauan jälkeenpäin? - JOOO!

Rakastan tota miestä <3<3<3 Ja tuota Hauvaa <3<3<3

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi :D

R.i.P. ISÄ 15.8.1964- 17.8.2007 :(

^^PinkAngel^^


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