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What would you do if?



What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you:
I'd be, VERY confused.

You won the lottery:
I'd die of shock I think. I dont play lotto.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
Tell the people "No thanks"

You caught a friend stealing from you:
I'd be pretty broken hearted.

You witnessed a murder:
I'd call the police

A random stranger offered you candy:
See what said candy was.

MySpace and Facebook closed:
Find somewhere else to waste my time.

A genie granted you one wish:
that's easy! I'd wish for everything to be perfect.

You lost your favorite possession:
I'd cry my eyes out.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:
leg it to the bureau de change, sharpish :D

Your date throws up on you:
I'd make him feel VERY small.

Someone cuts off a chunk of your hair:
Laugh and stab them with their scissors?

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
Don full protective clothing due to my allergies :)

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
Call mum on her mobile, which would log the location where I was calling from, and then the peope would come and find me :D

Write down what you see, hear, and are thinking..


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
A cup of tea :D

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A documentary in Finnish about animal rights in holland or sth, I saw it in English last summer.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
around 5ish

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5.25

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Bloodpit

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
at 4:30 when I left work to come home.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
emails :)

9. What are you wearing?
jeans and a 69 Eyes shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
I dunno, it was wierd.

11. When did you last laugh?
about 5 seconds ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
posters, stickers, drawings, british flag, and a christmas stocking, a rose, postcardss, birthday cards, christmas cards, envelopes, backstage passes to a festival, and some family photos

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I work in the kindergarten. It doesnt get weirder than what I see there.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
novel.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Klumps. Fantastic film :D

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
i'd pay any debts i have, give some money to a worthy cause (UNICEF), get my hair sorted out, buy new clothes, some new shoes. A fair sum of money would be spent on deepfried mozzarella sticks, and me and my sister would have a fantastic party, full of good music, filthy talk, aforementioned cheese sticks, chili sauce, nachos with cheese, jalapenos, salsa, lots more cheese, and of course, 3 tubs of ben and jerrys. each.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm rather gay :)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i'd have all paedophiles, terrorists, and other sick, twisted basters, and have them exterminated. the world dont need such negativity

19. Do you like to dance?
yeah :D but only when i'm drunk ;)

20. George Bush:
what of it?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Nelli

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jaakko or Jack

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
living the dream, baby.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
"Where the heck have you been matey?!"

50 Questions

Sleep with or without clothes on? With
Prefer black or blue pens? Black
Dress up on Halloween? Not generally
Like to travel? Yes <3
Like Someone? I like alot of people.
Do they know? Probably.
Who sleeps with you every night? my pillows
Think you're attractive? I'm ok, not stunning.
Want to get married? Maybe
To: en kerro.
Are you a good student? Yeah, I was XD
Are you currently happy? not really, I'm tired and got a sore neck.
Have you ever cheated?? Been cheated on? no, and yes.
Birthplace? England
Christmas or Halloween? Samhain :) It's my New Year.
Colored or black-and-white photo? Sepia.
Do long distance relationships work? I'm not sure...
Do you believe in astrology? Not firmly, but I like it.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Lust, baby, lust.
Do you consider yourself the life of the party? Hell no.
Do you drink? No
Do you make fun of people? Of course I do :)
Do you think dreams eventually come true? some...
Favorite fictional character? Jack Sparrow!!!
Go to the movies or rent? rent, although Thursday nights WERE fun :X
Have you ever moved? A few times
Have you ever stolen anything? no
How's the weather right now? its pissing down. jippee.
Last time you cut your hair? the other day.
Last person you talked to on the phone? mum
Last time you showered? an hour ago
Loud or soft music? both
Mcdonalds or Burger King? both go well.
Night or day? night !
Number of pillows? 2
Piano or guitar? piano
Future job? au pair, followed by university student, followed by....
Current job? english teacher
Current love? sleep
Current longing? hehehe
Current disappointment? The weather?
Current annoyance? The song on the radio
Last thing you ate? croissant
Last thing you bought? jogurtti
Most recent thing you are looking forward to? the weekend in helsinki.
What are you hearing right now? some radio
Plans for the weekend? Hang out with some friends.
What did you do today? woke up.... gotta go work in a minute T_T
Pick a lyric, any lyric or song? What I used to feel, I don't feel anymore.
Pick a movie quote? Why is the rum gone?

1. Are you taller than your mum?
No, I think we're actually the same height.

2. What color is your car?
I don't have a car.

3. What is the closest thing to you that is red?
A cuddly toy Snowman's jacket.

4. What is your ringtone?
Nothing. Phone's on silent.

5. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Neck

6. What color is your favorite pillow?
VERY pale turquoise. It's fluffy and lovely XD

7. Do you have a penis?
Strangely enough, I dont.

8. Had a nap today?
Yeah right.

9. Gold or Silver?
Silver

10. Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Sea creatures.

11. Hello, how are you?
*narrows eyes*

12. Did you go iceskating as a kid?
No. I was 18 years old :)

13. Ever have stitches?
No

14. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Water, tea, coffee, orange juice, lemonade *cloudy lemonade only please*

15. How long ago did you kiss someone?
A while back.

16. What's something you want to do before you die?
Lots of things..

17. Have you ever caught something on fire?
Leggi set fire to my trousers at Emma's party....

18. Have you ever seen a ghost?
I think I have once, but I have had many ghostly experiences.

19.Have you ever seen the northern lights?
Once.

20. Do you know how to use chop sticks?
Hell yeah!

21. Name something good that happened today.
I bought a map of Tallinn. Fun, huh?

22. What room are you in?
mine.

23. Are you worried about something you can't control?
Oh hell yeah

24. Do you take daily medications?
Nope

25. Ever been in a fight?
yes

26. Are you wearing nailpolish?
no

27. favorite color?
most of colours

28. Innie or Outie?
innie, thank you very much.

29. Ever used an Ouija board?
no

30. Sweet or Sour?
sweet AND sour sauce XD

31. Sun or Moon?
moon

32. What shoes did you wear today?
trainers.

33. Favorite eye color of the opposite sex?
blue and green!

34. Most important quality in any relationship?
Trust.

35. Favorite zombie movie?
Dont watch them.

36 Time of day you were born?
2:45pm

37. Do you know your blood type?
no but it taste good <--- great answer. i agree.

38. Have you ever cheated/been cheated on by a bf/gf?
not if you believe Him, no :)

39. Do you know how to kill a zombie?
There was a cricket bat involved I think.

40. What would you spend 5000 dollars on right now if you were handed it?
I'd get my hair cut, buy some new clothes, sort out the impending journey back to the UK, buy some new shoes, as mine need an exorcism.

41. Name something annoying in public transit?
the stench of urine?

42. Would you ever change you name?
no!!

43. Best bf you've had so far?
They were equally bastards.

44. Did you grow up in the city or country?
TOWN.

45. Would you ever consider going on a reality tv show if offered a large sum of money?
NO

46. Have you flown in your dreams?
yes

47. Do you smoke?
No

48. Hugs or kisses?
both

49. You have £10 to spend in the dollar store..what do you get?
Fuck all, because you cant spend sterling in a motherfucking dollar store.

50. Slush Puppy flavour?
Lime or raspberry

No niin, j’ai décidé que c’est un « un de se jours ». Je me sens un peu bizarre, et je ne sais pas la raison.
Maintenant, c’est 18 jours jusqu’au je retourner a Angleterre. Les derniers 9 mois étaient le mieux dans ma vie, et je suis assez certain que je ne veux pas retourner chez moi, mais d’autre part, il n’y a pas quelque chose dans le monde que je voudrais plus.
J’ai choisi à écrire ce blog en français pour parce que je voudrais améliorer ma connaissance de la langue français. J’ai décidé aujourd’hui que peut-être en septembre 2008, je vais aller à l’université, et je suis assez sérieuse. Quand j’étais en Angleterre au début de mois, j’ai parle avec mon professeur des langues au lycée, et nous convenons que se sera un gaspille de ma temps si j’oubliais ma connaissance du langues- vous savez que je parle l’anglais, français, allemand et finnois, et maintenant je voudrais continuer mes études. J’ai trouve un cours a Essex Université où je peux étudier « Modern Foreign Languages and Linguistics » C’est, au ce moment est mon première choix- le cours est trouve a Colchester, 20 minutes avec le train d’Ipswich, et là, je peux développer une connaissance de russe, ou améliorer ma connaissance d’allemand.
Le week-end prochain, je vais à l’Helsinki à rencontrer une copine du Pays-Bas, elle s’appelle Nienke. Au même temps, le bateau où Jé habite est là, et il a dit que, si je veux, je peux aprrendre un peu de français. Yipee !
Pour beaucoup des temps, j’oublié que français est ma deuxième langue. Quand j’étais au lycée, c’était ma matière préféré, mais j’ai développé mon obsession avec Finlande et la langue finnoise. Pour les derniers mois, j’ai la chance habiter ici a Valkeakoski, et il y a moins que 3 semaines jusqu’au je retourner a ma famille a Ipswich…. Oh no, maintenant c’est on dimanche :O aujourd’hui, je vais aller a l’Helsinki rencontrer la famille d’Anne au sujet de la possibilité du travailler.

Are up, tweeting and making a motherfucking nuisance of themselves. It's light already outside, though it didnt actually get dark. I'm tired, and i cant sleep.

Today is Eurovision Song Contest XD I LOVE EUROVISION!!!

001. What is Your Name? Joanne
002. How old are you? 19
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?

Today Did You--

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004. Talk to a boy/girl you like? No...
005. Talk to an ex? No
006. Miss Someone? Yes

Last Person Who-

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007. Laid in your bed? ähm.... me!
008. Made you cry? noone in particular
009. You went to the movies with? en mä muista
010. Went to the mall with you? Flump and Mum
011. You showered with? alone
012. Made you laugh? the kids

General stuff--

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013. Favorite location? I like Finland. I feel safe here.
014. Tattoo? none
015. What are you most scared of this second? falling asleep
016. Where do you want to get married? I haven't thought so much ahead.
017. Who do you like? ny friends and family
018. Does anyone like you? Oh yeaaaaah.
019. Do you like being around people? not always
020. Have you ever cried? Yes
021. Are you lonely right now? No
022. Song stuck in your head? None
023. Been on radio/TV? Yes
024. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap? Haven't we all?
025. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Black
026. Name three things that you do every day? wake up, eat, sleep.
027. How much cash do u have right now? not alot.
028. Are you bored? Well....
029. What's your favorite show? Mythbusters.
030. Who got you into myspace? It was back in 2004. I can't remember.
031. Wish someone was next to you this morning when you woke? Oh hell yes.
032. What website do you visit daily ? Email
033. Do you have plants in your room? No
034. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Back.
035. Who was the last person to hug you? Emmi

26 SECRETS
036. WHAT IS YOUR DISPLAY NAME ABOUT? IRC is that I'm english and living in finland.
037. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN? Tampere
038. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Louise
039. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Sinkku
040. HONESTLY, IF SOMEONE WERE TO TELL YOU HOW THEY FELT, WOULD YOU LISTEN ? Yes
041. WHATS YOUR CURRENT MOOD? tired and hungry.
042. WHATS YOUR MOST VALUED POSSESSION? My soul
043. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, AND CHANGE SOMETHING, WOULD YOU? no
044. IF YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL FOR ONE DAY- WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Badger.
045. EVER HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE? lhahahaha
046. WHO DID YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS FROM? Michi
047. NAME SOMEONE WITH THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU? Jenny's little sister Becky.
048. HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE? Yes
049. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? The girlfriend ^-^
050. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER FROM STARBUCKS? ei mitään.
051. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DRUNKEN NIGHT? never.
052. . DO YOU STILL WATCH KIDDY MOVIES OR TV SHOWS? Yupsis
053. NAME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY? I had a cake made for me :D
054. DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGE? french,german,finnish,estonian, little bit swedish.
055. IS THERE SOMEONE ON YOUR MIND NOW? No
056. WHAT HURTS YOU AT THE MOMENT? everything

001. What is Your Name? Joanne
002. How old are you? 19
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? en kerro.

General
004. What is your height? 160
005. Do you have any siblings? yup
006. What is your eye colour? green
007. What is your hair colour? naturally its very very blonde.
008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses
009. Are you right handed or left handed? right
010. Do you have any piercings? a couple, nowt special
011. Do you smoke? Passively.
012. Do you swear? Too much
013. Do you get along with your parents? Yes
014. Your heritage: Romany gypsy, english, scottish, irish, indian.
015. Your fears too many to mention.
016. Goal you would like to achieve this year: Achieved it :)
017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger kk
018. Best Physical Feature eyes
019. Your bedtime: 10ish. Sometimes.
020. What time do you arise in the morning? 0625
021. First thoughts waking up? Saatana.
022. Do you shower daily? Yes

This Or That?
023. Bright or dark room? dark
024. Chocolate or vanilla? choco
025. Dogs of cats? neither.
026. Pepsi or Coke? pepsi
027. McDonalds or Burger King? burger king <3
028. Ant or Dec? - Ant :D
029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? neither
030. Cappuccino or Coffee? coffee

In the last month have you...
031. Drank alcohol? No
032. Gone to a mall? Yes
033. Eaten a box of Oreos? No
034. Eaten sushi? No
035. Been on stage? Yes
036. Been dumped? Nope
037. Gone skinny dipping? Nope
038. Stolen Anything? nope

Have you ever...
039. Laughed for no reason? yes
040. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? more like someone...
041. Been in love? Yes
042. Fired a gun? Yes
043. Been drunk? Never
044. Been called a Tease? Yes
045. Been beaten up? No
046. Shoplifted? No

What was the last....
047. Furry thing you touched? Toy elephant
048. Thing you've said? Nähdään huomenna.
049. Song you've listened to? "Durch den Monsun"
050. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? Äiti
051. Movie you watched? Jackass 2
052. Thing you were doing before this? fuck all
053. Time you cried? yesterday
054. Song you've sang? Too much love with Kill You
055. Time you looked at the clock? Not long ago.
056. Food and drink you've had? Creme egg and tea.
057. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Mint.
058. Shoes you've worn? my new ones.
059. Store you've been in? k supermarket

Favourite...
060. Planet? Neptune. For obvious reaons...
061. Age you've been so far? 18
062. Season? Summer
063. Number? 2
064. TV show? Mythbusters. I'm a geek.
065. Flower? Poppy

Random...
066. How much cash do you have on you? Not alot.
067. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? Snore
068. What T-Shirt are you wearing? black vest.
069. What brand of shoes are you wearing? none

SURVEY:

1.do you smoke mary-jane
No. I'm anti drink and anti drugs.

2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
yes

3. Who's the last person that came to your house?
Me.

4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants

5. What is the last thing that you drank?
water

6. What time did you get up today?
10am

7. Elvis Presley or James Dean?
The King

8. Who is one person you can't stand from grade school?
Richard.

9. What grade do you give yourself?
iA*

10. What bothers you the most?
some people

11. Is there anyone you would like to fight?
No

12. Do you like someone right now?
No

13. What are you doing right now?
Chatting

14. What were you doing before this survey?
nothing

15. Who did you dance with last?
Lazu

16. Who is your best friend(s)?
Lazu, Leggi, Niro

17. Song playing?
No Fear by The Rasmus. On TV.

18. If you could have one wish:
money!

19. What color are your underwear?
Leopardprint.

20. Do you know what tofu is?
yes

21. Have you ever eaten it?
yes

22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yes

23. Have you ever had one?
No

24. Do you want to go back to high school?
sometimes yeah

25. Who is your arch-enemy?
Hahahaha...

26. Whats the most attractive thing on the opposite sex?
Eyes

27. Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Yes

28. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie?
No

29. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
No

30. What do you think of Paris Hilton?
No comment

31. What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
Fucking idiot.

32. Britney or Christina?
Neither

33. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Silver

34. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
no

35. What did you do yesterday?
Baked pulla, had lunch with my sister, got lost in my hometown

36. Are you bored right now?
yeah

37. Have you ever flashed someone?
no

38. How many children do you want to have?
2

39. Who did you ride in a car with last?
Dad

40. Republican or Democrat?
-

41. What's the oldest that a man can be and still be sexy?
Erm...30 ;)

42. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
No. Smoking is a choice.

43. What scares you the most?
Alot.

44. What makes you happy?
Simple things.

45. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
in bed? Ooooh, you KNOW who ;)

1. First off, what's your name?
Joanne

2. Ok, but what do people call you?
Joanne, Jo, Jo-Lou, Mooni.

3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
Yes

4. Who is the fourth received call on your call log?
Leggi

5. If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't.

6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
A nice picture

9. What color is your shirt right now?
Grey

10. What was the best thing that happened to you last year?
Going to Finland

11. Do your friends annoy you?
Yes. Some are very childish.

12. Are cell phones allowed in your school?
I'm not at School

13. When was the last time you cried?
Wednesday when the plane started to land. My ears and head were in agony.

15. What college do you want to go to?
I don't. for now, I'm done with education.

16. Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Dad

18. Who do you make fun of the most?
Janne.

19. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
oh i dont know

20. Do you think you've gotten prettier since elementary school?
Yes!

21. Have you seen your best friend cry?
No

22. Do you stink?
Nope

24. Do you dance in the car?
No

26. Do you and your best friend act alike?
Not any more

27. What is a noise that you cannot stand?
loud noise

28. Does your mum vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping?
nope

29. Are your parents in love?
I don't think so.

30. What age did you get an ipod?
Haven't got one.

31. Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
Sleep at a friend's

32. Do you watch MTV?
No

33. Has something happened where you honestly thought you were gonna die?
Not really

35. What do you smell like right now?
Flowers

36. Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
yes

38. What shoes did you wear today?
Sexy boots...

40. What color is your laundry basket?
Wicker.

41. Does your mum make you wear a winter coat?
no

42. Does it contain fur?
No

43. Do you own any Abercrombie or Hollister polos?
No

45. How do you like your steak?
I don't

46. Whos in your house right now?
Me, Mum, Dad, Jono and Charlotte

47. Where did you get your last bruise from?
Luggage.

48. Where did you last go to eat?
In the dining room :P

49. What are you currently listening/watching?
Airport.

50. Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
No