I know why your groupin with me
I bet you wanna get some water outta me
Do I look like a vendin machine?
No I'm a fireballin M.A.G.E
I dont know why youre rolling a priest
Shadow damage can't manage to top me
I'm like a ninja with invisibility
And then I'll T E L E P O R T
As soon as I join the group they start beggin for water
Coulda dropped a few gold and just gone out and bought it
But now they got a mage so you know that nobody brought it
It's a good thing I got two full bag spaces alotted
Because I'm cookin up more biscuits then a Buskins yo
Just so our tank can get a couple more cinnamon rolls
Arcane intellect for everyone so they should know
But now I'm outta mana and they're already ready to go
They like my sheep, They like my water
And my conjured bread
And now my pants are rockin out some kina mystic thread
Frostnova your ass and pyroblast until you end up dead
So when you lose all of your duels
Go QQ in your baby bed
Epic robes I roll on those and rock the DPS
As far as CC goes my crowd controls are all the best
Class choices should be simple, can't you see?
You rollin with me you better roll an M.A.G.E.
When were headin down to Gruul's You know that I'm the man
Heal me please cuz I'm MT tankin Krosh Firehand
Spellsteal the shield everytime like it was planned
No one else can withstand his brand of pain
Don't you understand?
Give them elemental pets and now they're overpowered
Shut up shammy, overpowered, You'd know all about it
Everytime I cast a spell at you your totems ground it
They get in my way when I run flags I blink around em
The entire set of Spellfire Oh yea I bought it
Cold snap and ice block, yea you know I got it
Every noob Ally I see is gonna get one shotted
If you don't know to to spec you should just go Thottbot it
I love my teleport but I think that I've had enough
I'm in undercity will you port me up to Thunderbluff
Class choices should be simple, can't you see?
You rollin with me you better roll an M.A.G.E.
I dont know why youre rolling a priest
Shadow damage can't manage to top me
I'm like a ninja with invisibility
And then I'll T E L E P O R T
I know why your groupin with me
I bet you wanna get some water outta me
Do I look like a vendin machine?
No I'm a fireballin M.A.G.E.
In hollywood they say theres no business like show business
Cept for the mages guild
We say theres no business like H2O business
Know what im talking about dog? Yea