"In Italy, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
~The Godfather
"People have an image of Italians. When I go somewhere in the world, I don't care where it is, when they look at me it's not about my intelligence. It's who can I beat up."
"Belladonna, in Italian is a beautiful lady, in English it's a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues."
"Italian girls make the cutest girlfriends, the best friends and the worst enemies."
"A four-letter Italian word for good-bye...BANG!"