What if god smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tidy micro-bus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
What if god smoked cannabis
Do you s'pose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created both our homes
Does he like pearl jam or the stones
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bone