Well, Billie Joe's mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats
She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orifice
Do a double backflip and catch them on her tits
She's a great big son-of-a-bitch, she's the twice the size of me!
Got hair on her arse like the branches of a tree
She can shoot, fight, fart, fuck,
fly a plane drive a truck
She's the kinda girl I wanna marry!
by Tré Cool