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It doesn't hurt me.
You want to feel, how it feels?
You want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
You want to hear about the deal I'm making.
You, (If I only could, be running up that hill)
You and me (If I only could, be running up that hill)

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could

You don't want to hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware that I'm tearing you asunder.
There's a thunder in our hearts, baby

So much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?
You, (If I only could, be running up that hill)
You and me (If I only could, be running up that hill)
You and me, won't be unhappy

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could


Come on, baby, come on, come on, darling,
Let me steal this moment from you now.
Come on angel, come on, come on, darling,
Let's exchange the experience

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems.

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems.

If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill

Kirjoita 21 tuntemasi ihmisen nimet alle. Älä lue jäljessä tulevia kysymyksiä ennen nimien kirjoittamista! Tehtävään saa haastaa myös muita, jos haluaa.

001 Noora
002 Mira
003 Ida
004 Mia
005 Matti
006 Tiina
007 Mipe
008 Jontte
009 Allu
010 Emmi
011 Riina
012 Ha
013 Tanja
014 Jana
015 Nikke E
016 Laura
017 Andrea
018 Sari
019 Mosse
020 Nette
021 Totte

Nyt vastaa kysymyksiin niin, että vastaukset koskevat aina kyseistä numeroa vastaavaa ihmistä.

Kysymykset:

Missä ja milloin tapasit ensimmäisen kerran 10?
HELPAn pääsykokeissa.

Mitä tekisit, jos et olisi koskaan tavannut 16?
jaa-a, olis ollu tylsä lapsuus :P

Oletko koskaan nähnyt 4 itkevän?
en, Mia on kova kissa ;P

Olisivatko 13 ja 21 hyvä yhdistelmä/pari??
EI!

Mikä tekee 7 erityisen?
hmm, se vaan on niin persoonallinen :D

Kuvaile 9:
joo tota... Allu :)

5 lempimusiikki?
OUTO.. ihan eri musa maku kun mulla ;)

Voisitko koskaan asua 19 kanssa samassa kämpässä?
EN KOSKAAN!!!

Onko 15 vapaa vai varattu?
vapaa

Mitä 17 ajattelee sinusta?
että on siinä outo tyyppi :)

Mikä on 20 toinen nimi?
oota... se oli tota... Caroliina, kait :D

Oletko koskaan halunnut vakavaa suhdetta 6 kanssa?
joo, siis mä oon ihan lovena <33 ;)

Missä 3 asuu?
espoosa jossain skolen asuntolassa

Mitä mieltä olet 18?
Äiti <3

Mikä on parasta 14?
en oo koskaan tavannu puheliaampaa ihmistä :)

Voisitko kuvitella riiteleväsi verisesti numero 8 kanssa?
voi ei, toivottavasti ei koskaan :/

Miten tapasitte 11 kanssa viimeksi?
koulussa

Onko sinulla sisarellinen suhde 2 kanssa?
tietty <3 :)

Paras piirre 12?
rehellinen joka tilanteessa

Luuletko pitäväsi yhteyttä 1 kanssa koko loppuelämäsi ajan?
toivottavasti :) tärkee <333

I never said I'd lie in wait forever
If I died we'd be together now
I can't always just forget her
But she could try

At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I?
Should I?
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever ever...

Ever...
Get the feeling that you're never
All alone and I remember now
At the top of my lungs in my arms she dies
She dies

At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I?
Should I?
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I?
Should I?
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me

If I fallÂ…
If I fallÂ…
(Down)

At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Never coming home
Never coming home

And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I?
Should I?
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna...

AI TEIL ON SITÄ KONJAKKII!!!

Ensimmäisen vuoden parturikampaajaopiskelija MILJA ESKOLIN viimeisteli punapään nutturakampausta, joka oli jäänyt ajallaan tekemättä hammaslääkärikäynnin vuoksi. TIINA HALKOMÄKI harjasi kiharoita ja moitti missikisojen nuttura-lettiyhdistelmiä.
Irtopäiden hiukset ovat aluksi tuuheat ja pitkät, mutta kunhan päästään kahdeksan viikon leikkauskurssille, kutrit lyhenevät pikku hiljaa. Jokainen saa miehen ja naisen pään, ja niillä harjoitellaan, kunnes jäljellä on millin sänki.

Let the record play,
Let the record play,
Let the record play.

The way that you dance,
The way that you move,
The way that you stare at me across the room,
You carry Dior bags,
And you got your Chanel,
You wear Louis Vuitton, HG and YSL,
Now I got Bathing Ape,
I got DCMA
I got brass knuckles hanging,
From my neck in my chain,
I got a model 26,
But she stays in her place,
I got a Kershaw neatly,
Tucked inside in my waist.


And the record keeps playing,
The same old song,
The hipsters been muggin' on me all night long,
They say "Aha, ahha",
Keep your hands off my girl,
Keep your hands off my girl,
They say "Aha, ahha",
But the record keeps playing,
The same old song,
They say "Aha, ahha",
Keep your hands off my girl,
Keep your hands off my girl.

Now she sweating my friends,
And my hurricane shoes,
She likes the records I spin,
My Adam Barton tattoos,
But she can't say "what's up",
So what does she do,
She just stays posted up,
The other side of the room,
I got AMC tattooed on my hand,
I got black wall street on a black bandana.


And the record keeps playing,
The same old song,
The hipsters been muggin' on me all night long,
They say "Aha, ahha",
Keep your hands off my girl,
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl


Keep your hands off my girl,
They say "Aha, ahha",
But the record keeps playing,
The same old song,
They say "Aha, ahha",
Keep your hands off my girl,
Keep your hands off my girl.

She, she, she don't wanna talk about it,
He, he, he wants to fight about,
Me, me, I don't wanna fight about it,
I just wanna be up out it,
I'm just trying to stay off out it,
Step out the wagon,
You know the boy starts to hate,
The girl that came with him,
They like that's not the boy she dates,
they keep on fighting and swearing,
And now the boyfriend is staring,
The disco ball on the ceiling,
Looks like the chain that I'm wearing,
But the music keeps playing

I got brass knuckles hanging,
from my neck in my chain,
I got brass knuckles hanging,
from my neck in my chain.

And the record keeps playing,
The same old song,
The hipsters been muggin' on me all night long,
They say "Aha, ahha",
Keep your hands off my girl,
Keep your hands off my girl,
And the record keeps playing,
The same old song,
The hipsters mean muggin' on me all night long,
They say "Aha, ahha",
Keep your hands off my girl,
Keep your hands off my girl.

You carry Dior bags,
And you got your Chanel,
You wear Louis Vuitton, HG, and YSL,
Now I got Bathing Ape,
I got DC and MADE,
I got brass knuckles hanging,
From my neck in my chain,
I got brass knuckles hanging,
From my neck in my chain.

MULTA LOHKES TÄNÄÄN HAMMAS :/

I picked you out
Of a crowd and talked to you
Said I liked your shoes
You said "Thanks can I follow you?"
Now it's up the stairs
And out of view, no prying eyes
I poured some wine
When I asked your name,
You asked the time

Now it's 2 o'clock
The club is closed
We're up the block
Your hands on me,
Pressing hard against your jeans
Your tongue in my mouth
Tryin to keep the words from comin out
You didn't care to know
Who else may have been here before

I want a lover I don't have to love
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
Where's the kid with the chemicals?
I thought I'd meet him here
But I'm not sure
I got the money if you got the time
You said it feels good
I said , "I'll give it a try"

Then my mind went dark
We both forgot where your car was parked
So let's take the train
I'll meet up with the band in the morning
Bad actors, with bad habits
Some sad singers
They just play tragic
And the phone's ringin
And the band's leavin
Let's just keep touching...
Let's just... keep on singing

I want a lover I don't have to love
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
Yea, where's the kid with the chemicals?
I got a hunger and I can't seem to get full
I need a meaning I can memorize
The kind I have always seems to slip my mind
But you...

You write such pretty words
But life's no story book
Love's an excuse to get hurt
And to hurt...
Do you like to hurt?
I do, I do
Then hurt me
Then hurt me

Didn't hurt me
It didn't hurt me
It didn't hurt me
It didn't hurt me
It didn't hurt me

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Mira on pahainen
svedupelle.

Tiina on
lisääntymiskyvytön pissis.

Noora on munanmittainen
lauantaimakkara.

Ida on vähän Sepon näkönen
himovemputtaja.

Mipe on kastroitu luuseri.

Emmi on hitaanpuoleinen
teinixi.

Mia on tyylilleen
uskollinen basisti.

Matias on härski blondi.

Jontte on impotentti
runettaja.

Nette on agressiivinen
exhibitionisti.

Nikke on pahamaineinen
gynekologi.

Mä oon impotentti pahis.

(ÄLKÄÄ OTTAKO ITTEENNE!)