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The Greek city-state of Sparta(aaa) was the next in line to be conquered by the Iranians. Stressed about what to do, even after consulting a few Emperor Palpatine clones, King Leonidas had this conversation with his (quite hot) wife:

Leonidas: What must I do to defend SPARTAAAA?

Gorgo: I think you should have hot gay sex with three hundred 299 other men.

Leonidas: (Misheard) Yes! I shall go to the Hot Gates with three hundred other men!

Gorgo: Fuck.


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Many other viewers complained about the orientation of the film. It was originally seen as the ultimate man film. Filled with fighting, blood, death and sex scenes of a varied nature. But the main focus of the film was on sweaty men, in skirts and other tight clothing, that people questioned 'What Men' was the film aimed at. Although the sex scenes complimented the film for being 'The Ultimate Man' film (especially the lesbian scene) there were many men complaining the the film made them question sexuality. One account was from a young man who, after seeing the film, commented "It made me feel so gay that I had to go watch a years worth of porn in a day."

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After The Credits

Satan: Hello.

Leonidas: We wish to DINE IN HELL!

Satan: Do you have a reservation?

Leonidas: RIGHT HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!

(Leonidas chest kicks Satan in the balls [Leonidas being the first to ever possibly do so] and goes back to Spaaaaartaaaaaaaa.)


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