IRC-Galleria

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]

Chandler: Hey, you guys!

Ross and Rachel: Hey!

Chandler: So, what do you think?

Ross: About what?

Rachel: Yeah, what?

Joey: What?

Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, I’ll give you a hint; I’ll give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)

Joey: Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler’s eyes!

Chandler: I got glasses!

Ross: Well, you-you’ve always had glasses.

Chandler: No I didn’t!

Ross: Are you sure?

Rachel: Yeah-yeah, did-didn’t you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm…

Joey: Feminine.

Rachel: Yes!

Chandler: No!

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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.]

Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin’?

Monica: What?

Chandler: Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)

Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?

Chandler: Uh why, do you have a lecture?

Ross: No, why?

Chandler: Then free as a bird. What’s up?

Ross: My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.

Monica: Wow! That’s great! Dad must really like you, he doesn’t ask just anyone to play.

Ross: Yeah and he didn’t really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.

Chandler: Well, did-did you correct him?

Ross: No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.

Monica: This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week.

Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.

Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.

Ross: Yeah.

Monica: He hates to lose.

Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe I’ll play with my left hand.

Ross: You’re not a lefty?

Chandler: Does anybody know me?!

The ones that love us never really leave us - and you can always find them in your heart. <3

Listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple. (: <3

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but Rod...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know

IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
BUT I'M NOT GAY.
ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....


What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I'D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

ROD
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that is GROSS!

NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!

Oli taas mukava 1 päivänen :) Kaksi ihmistä Karkkilasta tuli viihdyttämään varkautelaisen ensimmäistä viikonloppua sitten koulun alun. Tosin viimeksi kyseinen parivaljakko, tai 4 ihmistä + koirahan niitä yhteensä oli, oli täällä 2 vkoo sitten, joka tuntuu todellakin ikuisuudelta. :P yhdeksältä illalla sitä tultiin, heti kävelylle. :D keskustelua aiheesta, josta muiden kanssa ei voi keskustella, koska ne ei nyt vaan yksinkertasesti tajua, se on se karutotuus ja C'kin oli kyllä melkein hermoromahduksen partaalla xD on ne kyllä söpöjä x) <3

Aamulla jo hetkeksi unohdin, että vieraita on. L'kin haukkui entistä vähemmän ja se osoitti mitä suostuu nielemään xD *reps* porukat sais kyllä alkaa ryhdistäytymään ja lähteä joku loma tuonne Etelä-Suomeen, kun nää kerkeää käymään täällä jo viikonlopullakin!

Oli mukava piristys ankeaan arkeen. x) taas vaihteeksi. Kiitosta Kristus x) <3 Tiedän, että jossain vaiheessa kuitenkin kyyläämään tuut xD

Elikä nyt tuli reissu sitten tehtyä. :D tiistaina lähdettiin vähän ennen neljää ajelemaan Yläneeltä, määränpäänä Karkkila . Olin pikkuserkulle oikein hyvä arvioimaan kuinka kauan ajetaan xD ei heittäny ko puolella tunnilla :P eh. sitten pysähdyttiin iskän serkun tykönä ja jatkettiin sinne The Paikkaan ; DD

Oli maailman parhaat päivät koko kesälomalla siellä <3 ei tullu hetkeekää tylsää <3 aww. Tahdon kesäloman takasin ja SINNE! :D tallillakin käytiin Heppeä moikkaamassa ja pääsin jopa kyytiin, wuhuu! Sitten Perjantai-iltapäivä (alias liian pian ; <<) lähdettiin kaikki (onneks) ajelemaan kohti Savon(hyh)maata. Sitten jatkettiin Heinävedelle. Pikkuserkkujen koira taaskin pelkäs kuollakseen iskää, raasu <3 x) koko ajan kamala räksytys :D omistajat koettivat sitten saada kuriin suihkupullon kanssa :D haha. uimassa käytiin tuhat ja sata kertaa.

Sitten iltapäivä olikin ihan kamala kun ihmiset häipy : < minä ängin itseni väkisin kyytiin ja heittivät kotia (: oisin voinu kyllä jatkaa matkaa Karkkilaan asti <3 väyyh.


Down By The Laituri ; ) <3

"Ja aaaws kun oot söpösti päiväkirjaan kirjoittanut XD"
- K.E.H.

//Kiitos Kristuuna huomaavaisesta kommentista :' D <3 *halipusu*